the team at limebeaver enterprises nasty big multinational conglomerate inc staff have just got back
they were off on a team building trip
doing trust exercises involving not clubbing one another with spiked clubs
brainstorming about how to climb a rope made out of celery
playing paintball with rubber bullets
throwing the thought medicine ball at each others privates
and doing personality tests that showed they were all maladjusted phoenician oedipists
the retreat was held in the galapagos islands
its was planned to be in the comorros islands
but some yemeni bungholes crashed their plane all over it
it started with the now traditional opening ceremony
of playing sardines in the cupboard
and ended with a re-enactment of lord of the flies
it was supposed to be lord of the rings
but the rabid staff insisted on the flies
we learned a lot of good things
that we hope to implement in the forseeable future
to bring you a blog that is
bigger
happier
rosier
insightfuller
verbosier
entertaininger
etceterer
so sit back and marvel at the hairy new blog from the not-so-good folk at limebeaverlandia
or go to the lavatory
its your choice...
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