cafe limbo mimbo

this just in last week
limbo doesn't exist any more
dammit what am i going to do now?
that really is a blow
i was so hoping to get there and hang out for a bit
as i haven't been battistutad
it could have been a larf
me and all those poor ickle infants
not to mention how many billion infidels
i was just warming to the idea
and then poof
it simply ceases to exist
just coz some git in a white dress says so
fair play to him
at least he said it an groovy language
allora, first there was limbo
on which i was just about to
base my entire outlook on life/death
it was integral
but now its not
its gone
it was deemed uncool
how can a place exist
and then just cease to exist?
imagine if you could do that with earthly realms
boronia no longer exists
bogon bastardi
coz i said it when wearing my dress
ciao ciao new zealand
what ARE you on about?
get bent adelaide
and stop fucking saying ay all the fucking time
whoops there goes large chunks of 'god bless america'
no explanation required
unfortunately for all those superior french people
france didnt make the cut
anywhere where a horrid little worm man might be found
well that will cease to exist
and he fall into a big pit of nasty stuff
the grounds of the ex ringwood high school
scum dwellers
jakana has gone
it may have never been there at all...
and unfortunately for 1 billion odd people
india isnt there any more
camel made me do it
a thousand apologies
and beavis' butt
the world will be a much better place without reginald
and for the the coup of grace
israel is gone
it was a stupid idea in the first place
guilt will make people and nations do ridiculous things
but where to put a few million people?
no more napalm
no more cia
no more wounded knee
no more really really old oranges