befanarama

have you been naughty or nice?
theres an old lady out there who knows it all
she doesnt have a beard
not much anyway
just a couple of grey warty ones
not much to report
but the bleach doesn't work
they just make it worse
and i know i'll blanche before ye
she sees what you do aside the sheltering storm
she smells the feet you dont wash
she is the wise woman
demonised by the christo-fascists
she wont eat your kiddies
or finger your entrails jerzei
shes just a sage
nothing to fear
she may know some tricky eye of goat cures for your runny botticelly
she could live in a hut
with strange 'erbs and animals hanging from the rafters
she runs with wolves
trots with gnomes
shimmies with stoats
leaps and bounds with paul k
she floats about on her cloud of wrath
and on the 6th of january
(regardless of time zones)
she WILL give you coal if you are bad!