do you remember the first time?

leave your passport/camera on a train in Prague, Czech Republic
hearing a loud roar when the lions are supposed to have left in Botswana
not reading saucy diary invitation until too late in Cape Town, South Africa
falling asleep on the road in the Dordogne, France
loudly demeaning bogans at the Australian Grand Prix
Getting so high that 10 metres was too far to bed in Copenhagen
Being too hung over and miss seeing Mt Fuji twice in Japan
Staying still when voices were heard on top of Old Sarum, UK
Climbing Three cliffs with sweaty sandals, Gower Peninsula, UK
Not locking the door in hostel, Salzburg
Wandering the streets on new year's eve shouting 'happy new anus', San Sebastian, Spain
trying to sleep in a frozen car, Edinburgh, UK
not getting high in Amsterdam
not ducking head at the right moment, Alton Towers UK
jumping on frozen river , north west Scotland
wandering about countryside with big heavy bag and gypsies for company, Slovakia
Getting off aeroplane, Brisbane Australia
not buying the giant tour poster Bristol, UK
drinking majority of Aftershock bottle, Nile river Egypt
Hiking the Inca Trail without anti-inflammatories, Peru
Having too many beers before the show, Innsbruck, Austria
Booking earlier flight to UK than was necessary, San Diego, USA
Not looking too closely at silk item, Hua Hin, Thailand
Not listening to dodgy copied CD's, Costa Smeralda, Sardinia
smoking too much dope the night before final Scuba exam, Malawi
Challenging bartender to drinking competition with Polish spirit, Kyoto, Japan
dropping other peoples mobiles in frankston lavatories
eating that accursed paella in Barcelona, coz 'it's the best'
finishing that bottle of grappa and the going for a walk in Umbria
remembering to brake on King St, when John Cunt Howard was crossing
not keeping your mouth shut in Nairobi, Kenya
agreeing to follow Lets Go to Interlaken, Switzerland american hell
not running from Israeli hordes in Ica, Peru
Not deliberately programming an entire office full of computers to read "Richard Buttmunch Harvey" in Swansea, UK
cleverly leaving my wallet in back pocket in a bakery in Harare, Zimbabwe
Not bothering to quadruple check accommodation details for late night welsh monsoon arrival with Bob in Swansea, UK
Seeing no need to learn about ancient Minoan culture before gawking at volcanoes in the Aegean Sea, Greece