Per Me È Importante

Il mio pensiero vola verso te

per raggiungere le immagini

scolpite ormai nella coscienza

come indelebili emozioni

che non posso più scordare

e il pensiero andrà a cercare

tutte le volte che ti sentirò distante

tutte le volte che ti vorrei parlare

per dirti ancora

che sei solo tu la cosa

che per me è importante...

che per me è importante...

una delle prime canzoni in italiano che mi ha veramente commosso

anche per il video stratoccante

malgrado no ci sia una ammâ specifica di la'

la mando ai tanti amici sparsi lontani in questa fine del(l) mondo anno

 

NAMBLA - fuck me, its real!

 "Dude, you have *sex* with *children*" 

'The North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA, stylized as NAMbLA) is a pedophilia and pederasty advocacy organization in the United States. It works to abolish age-of-consent laws criminalizing adult sexual involvement with minors and campaigns for the release of men who have been jailed for sexual contacts with minors that did not involve what it considers coercion.'

- wikipedia

word of the weak - glottochronology

 

The use of statistical data to date the divergence of languages from their common sources.

Mets ça dans ta pipe et suce-le

Damals, als dieser Kerl dem anderen Kerl ähnlich sah.

 

Der arme Kerl!

bus wankers

i finally got around to completing/watching the inbetweeners (inc films)

nothing but the hottest takes here at limebeaver.etc

(coming soon an update from the front in the boer woer)

its very good and not annoying like a lot of teen shows

simon birds character is brilliant

that dumb bloke is decent comedic value

and the handsome/likeable guy is well, likeable

but that other prick...

i get it, hes a bullshitter

but hes an utterly unfunny wanker

and that fucking stupid hair!

BUT

the pressing question is...

why on earth didnt they use this absolute banger of a sleeper track as title music?!!!

was there ever an ever a more yawning chasm of an open goal missed?

come avrebbe detto l'ex vicino di casa - for fucks saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

once in every lifetime...

 

comes a bad american knock off of the young ones. (thankfully)

for every quality american adaptation of brit tv show eg the office 

there are at least 7 stupendously shit american adaptations eg fawlty towers, red dwarf, the inbetweeners etc 

and oh no not them is certainly pitiful

if only ever so slightly redeemed with some form of pathetic charm

it was never going to work

replacing rik and vyv

the two main legend cars

with whatever fuck those guys are supposed to be.

but theyve got to feed the money beast and original ideas probably cost more

so whos up for an appalling adaptation of this country, set in small town kansas?

gah!

come mandare una cartolina postale ad un bastardo

1. va a bastardo

2. trova la cartolina piu orrenda possibile (questa quassu)

3. scrivi sul retro 'ci sono stato e ti ho pensato'

4. spedirgliela

5. sentiti compiaciuto

 

pork flavoured bollocks

whats your fave bathe?

pork ramen broth? green tea? coffee? green tea?

you can take your pick in yunassen spa in hakone, japan!

nb. not advised for muslims and jews

あの狂った日本人たち!

word of the weak - Mahpiohanzia

 

n. the frustration of being unable to fly, unable to stretch out your arms and vault into the air, having finally shrugged off the burden of your own weight, which you’ve been carrying your entire life without a second thought.

- Lakota, mahpiohanzi, “a shadow caused by a cloud.” Pronounced “mah-pee-oh-han-zee-uh.”

nothing to add, truly beautiful

Iggy Pop didnt 'just say no'

just how many metric cubits was iggy off his trellis?

answers on a yellow card..

y pica!

(espero mucho que no sea maldita IA)

 

Word of the weak - quincunx

 

A quincunx is a geometric pattern consisting of five points arranged in a cross, with four of them forming a square or rectangle and a fifth at its center.

ive met at least five cunx in my life...

im tying my dog to the railroad track...

we used to call him spot, but now hes called splat!

I didn't see suede in Newport

 

sure it was to promote their third album

which wasnt as mind blowing as the first two

and bernie butler had left

but i was excited to see suede

even if it was an hour and half away by coach

(which might as well have been on the moon according to some)

i got two tickets and was happy enough to gift one (when none of my rubbish mates were up for it/were too poor) to that sweet curious welsh chica i had worked with

where i couldnt understand a word callers were saying

and had to say some greeting in cymraeg

(which must have sounded hilarious in a strayan accent)

then i got a thunderbastard of a flu

and felt dreadful

so neither of the tickets got used

(woesome were the days pre wonderful tixel)

and

i didnt see suede in newport

 

coulda woulda shoulda no.10 Mỹ Sơn

Mỹ Sơn is a stunning hindu temple complex in central vietnam built between the 4th and 14th centuries by the cham people, whose champa empire lorded it over large parts of vietnam for nearly 2000 fucking years.

nb the infants were NOT known as babycham and champa was not their daddy!

it is situated less than 40 kms from funky hoi an town, where you can buy natty clathes, see pretty glowing indentified flying objects, admire the pretty fusion of vietnamese, japanese and chinese architecture, eat great food, chat in english with friendly students and laze about in the pool of a yellow hotel long after check out time!

unfortunately due to pigrizia and pig ignorance i didnt know about Mỹ Sơn, so i didnt get there when in hoi an. che rimbambito!

so if you ever find yourself enjoying the delights of central vietnam, heed my words and go on my son and hãy đi xem nhé! !

and rigoberto vowed to never again...

attend an orgy at randy rhonddas discount art shop

word of the weak - apophasis

Apophasis is a rhetorical device wherein the speaker or writer brings up a subject by either denying it, or denying that it should be brought up.
 

sound like the behaviour of any cunty politician you might be aware of?

The Bermagui Bronze

another sterling piece from the late show (oz)

lampooning the shitful 'the coolangatta gold'

with all its macho horseshit, bleach bodies and lame chest thumping nonsense

it also riffs on strayas desperation for international respect

via its supposed sporting prowess

and the tacky half hearted, nationalistic, hollow attempts at lauding athletes who dont quite make the top step of the podium.

tis such a pity it was never made into a full movie.

it would have been a corker!

every day is a jonathan richman day...

In the first bar things were just alright

In this bar things were Friday night!

out of the フライパン and into the 山火事

 

so old mate タク is moving to サンフランシスコ

perhaps he will feel some familiarity

after all

there have long been (sometimes interned) japanese communities there

and his english is not even slightly shabby

its his turn to be a 外人 again

im sure he will check his visa status before arriving at the airport this time

at least he will have a little more elbow room!

幸運を祈るよ、友よ！