y se dice que en la edad media los ricos eran decadentes...

las chichis al horno señor?

 

(tambien el neo) colonialismo es asqueroso

(y si tio sam, se habla de ti)

que grandisimos hijos de puta!

y aun la lucha continua

fuerza el pueblo guate y arevalo...

is everybody hapi?

a couple of hapi chappies sorting out the fertility of the nile valley

hap hap hap hapi!

We're having a party

and everyone's welcome

And if you've got no gods

I'm sure we'll invent some...

 Well are you happy?

maria had a little lambish

a troubled youngish couple live on a farm in spectacular rural iceland

they raise some funky sheep

something spooky kills their beloved pet dog

alfonsidottir

a new lamb is born

it is not shown but there is something very odd about it

the couple are beside themselves with joy

and the odd new lamb lives with them in the house

eventually we see that the new lamb has a human(ish) body!

hvað í andskotanum!?

the mother ewe hangs around bleating at its child through the window

anyone for chops?

the brother in law comes to skive at theirs for a while

and 

like others that encounter the new addition to the family

he is appalled/shocked/has his flabber gasted

(when not trying to shag his sister in law)

the situation just gets darker

its not gold in them thar hills

its something bigger, badder, hornier and uncannier

and things are about to get messy...

Frontera Verde

las amazonas son enormes

de hecho

son mas grande que enormes

son enorchingatumadremes

nunca he estado en las amazonas

pero he estado cercano un par de veces

asi soy experto!

este serie colombiano se occure nel rincon amazone del pais

donde se encuentran colombia, brasil y peru

en un mundo mixta de indigenas y mestizos

y espanol, portugues y varios idiomas nativos

hay la misterio de una matanza de mujeres indiginas

y llega una agente de policia de bogota 

para investigar el caso

ella se encuentra la magia y espiritualidad del inframundo nativa

su lucha por preservar su universo tan distincto

los madereros violentos

la trafica de drogas

la corrupicion official

y algunos secretos de su pasado!

bacano!

le otto montagne

le otto montangne e quasi un capolavoro

una storia di due amici nelle alpi

(senza l'erotismo di brokeback mountain)

((e non ce niente di sbagliato in quello))

ci sono i due protaganisti

(uno pare che abbia le tendenze nichiliste)

che sono amici da giovani

poi le loro vite si divergono

uno, un vero montagnard

si rimane nelle sue amate alpi

mentre l'altro si torna a vivere in citta

anni dopo come adulte

le loro vite si intrecciano di nuovo

dopo il morto dell padre del secondo

e recostruirano una baracca alto nelle montagne

ci sono storie di amicizia

di familia

di amore sentimentale

ce il grande alessandro borghi

ma il vero star e il paesaggio mozzafiato

gli umani sono esseri temporanei

le montagne ci sono per sempre...

rokuen are rude

 

if you are so lucky as to go to japan

you must go to

the ancient capital of nara

just outside

the ancient capital of kyoto

the temples are magnificent

to stumble about and admire

in the serene beautifully curated gardens

and if you are a sucker tourist

you can by some biscuity rokuen food

from the kindly looking elders with their stands

to feed to the masses of sweet looking rokuen that hang about 

waiting for suckers to feed them

this particular sucker was all in

handed over his yen

and proceeded to be mugged

by those (ridiculously aggressive) sweet looking rokuen

and left dazed and shaken

with scratches and bite marks all over

クソ野郎ども！

obelix lo storico

vedete?

aveva ragione obelix

e voi credevate che obelix fosse un rimbambito...

eeee sono ancora pazzi

due milleni dopo...

worst mr men character ever

watch out!

mr ebola is about!

To Live (有時讓其死去)

ever wondered how life was for normal people in china in the second half of the 20th century?

then watch this fab film!

it includes-

civil war lunacy

limps

being cold

tumultuous societal upheaval

chairman mao type get ups by the truckload

chopsticks

zero western 'saviour' types

small town politics gone mental communist dogma style

great leaps

yfel ræfn−an ne forcýðan!

 

ye olde gaheth!

pax romain?

all round hunk and kick arse fitballer

Olivier Giroud 

v

the other one

Romain Giroud

commentaire de l'année?

jean-jacques francois jacques jean

 

aka jj frankie jj de shoresy

le nom francais le plus canon de tous le temps?

yucky soba!

 

the experts warned us not do it

they spelled out all the risks

of our dna's tendency to mutate

they cautioned of the fabled evil spaghetti monsters of yore

the compromised politicians equivocated

as big noodle undermined the science

yet humankind is heedless and dissolute

and inevitably

someone

somewhere

(possibly in the summertime)

eventually surrendered to wheaty temptation

and shagged a packet of ramen

oh the fidelity!

έχουν ένα σημείο εκεί!

these greek newspaper peoples 

dont seem too pleased with sunaks prevarication

about the rightful return of the Γλυπτά του Παρθενώνα

from the twitish museum

aka imperial kleptocrats playpen

aka historical theft-based meme generation phenomenon

Threads - its the feel good hit of the (nuclear) winter!

it was really was grim up north...

(and everyfuckingwhere else)

upside down beer drinker

fascinating bloke that

full of riveting tales

useful life lessons

and witty banter

BELCH!

tanti ragazzi, una coppa di merda 28

 

the COP 28 (Cuntiness Of Parasites) is being held in the UAE (Unending Arab Emptiness) 

a country that is filthy rich from selling shit to burn

in a region that owes its entire wealth to selling shit to burn

what could possibly go wrong?

with the host country's grand fromage

and event host

sultan scrotey al arseface

being able to straight-facedly claiming that

 there is “no science” indicating that a phase-out of fossil fuels is needed to restrict global heating

 without shitting his galabeya into low earth orbit from suppressed laughter

business as per fucking usual allora...

il mare crudele - la luna di miele e finita (almeno per me)

non sarà mai più così...

mi dispiace tex e ragazzi

non ce lo potevo fare

ad assistere al concerto per il (fucking!) 30esimo anniversario

ci ho voluto tanto

infatto ne ho pagato abbastanza

ma non doveva esserci

oh, non è più divertente

non so cosa dire...

stunningly salacious EURO 2024 draaaoooooh si!

(with supplementalary sibilant syllabary) 

seen at the recent selection for euro 24 soccer shindig

the smug supercilious self saluting scumbags

of UEFA (Utterly Egregiously Fucking Avaricious) 

had to suffer a saucy soundtracking scenario

suca!