speaking (or not) of leur dieu

well this was a pleasant surprise

it looks like it was made on a budget of a shit telenovela brasiliera

but its subtle and clever

and didnt semaphore its plot twist in the first 30 seconds

nor take a huge steaming exposition dump right on the glass coffee table in the second scene

bravo that bloke who wrote those other shows!

ou est ton dieu maintenant branleur?

ou il n'existe pas

ou il te deteste

connard

puis...

le tete de noeud est mort!

box(enstopp) ist nicht englisch

tantissimi anni fa 

in un altro secolo

in un paese lontano

ero nella macchina di una amica

cercando un box!

mi ridevo di come si diceva box per dire garage

(perche sono sempre stato quel tipo di scemo)

e la amica di quel paese

mi ha detto

'ma non e' una parola inglese?'

ci ho pensato

hmmm no.. non credo?

ma non ero straconvinto

poi

molto anni dopo ho imparato che si lo dice cosi in tedesco

perche in tedesco box vuole dire garage

ha! ho pensato

dovrei dirglielo a la amica di quel paese

ma poi

l'ho domenticato

allora, si salta in avanti due decenni

e mi sono ricordato sto fatto di nuovo!

quindi lo scrivo adesso!

miss daisy

non e fucking inglese, e tedesco!

tschuss!

uttam super connage pt deux

 

Sierra Leone football sides investigated over 95-0 and 91-1 scorelines in promotion matches

The Sierra Leone Football Association (SLFA) is investigating two matches which saw teams combine for 187 goals amid concerns of match-fixing.

Gulf FC defeated Koquima Lebanon 91-1 and Kahunla Rangers downed Lumbebu United 95-0 in the pair of matches in West Africa.

Making things even stranger, the half-time scores were 7-1 and 2-0 respectively.

The BBC reported both winners were on the same number of points heading into the final round of matches for a spot in the national Super 10 League.

The two games took place at the same time with the referee in Gulf FC’s match refusing to officiate the second half.

Lumbebu had three men sent-off on their way to their 95-0 drubbing.

sketchy as feck? something doesnt add up? mais fucking non!

vive la foot!

mark y smiff on current climatological conditions in blighty

People in shorts drunk before ya...

uttam super connage!

tough der'mo dodgy tovarishchi!

la definizione esatta di porca miseria?

 

‘I thought he was attracted by the pizza’: wild boar bites beachgoer in Genoa

Victim given tetanus jab and anti-rabies treatment after attack while sitting on beach in northern Italian city

che belinghiale!

boh bruciaprosciutto

e' un tipo divertente e molto intelligente

purtroppo canta un po troppo

ma non e' il fine del mondo

perche le sue canzoni sono anche spiritose e perspicaci

quindi bravo boh?!

on the long chair, all day long on the long chair

snack, zapple, plop!

its a humping new(ish) track from wet leg

yes

these fresh faced funsters from the aisle of blight

have come up with a cracker of a tune

and a half decent album to go along with it

its all fabble dabble 

with catchy riffs 

and platano grooves

with just a minor drawback

which can happen if you sometimes skitter skatter between linguas

super chido sounding words often loose their thrill when you know their direct translation

vespa! sounds zappy and exotic!

but its just a stripey bastard wasp

guerilla! sounds exotic and jungly

but its just a small war (with death and suffering)

cote d'azur! sounds veeery exotic and swish

its just the blue coast (full of rich snobby carnts)

kore wa pen desu? what kind of wizardry could this be?

its just about locating a pen

etc etc

and in this hip choon

if you happen to be a honkofoner

it just means 

long chair....

neverthemenos

its still a fucking shotgun ditty

thats got all the young funksters shaking their cherry rolls

in cataclysmic revolutions

excuse me? 

what?!

Beavis and Butt-Head Do no. 29 - the Universe

Whatever they are, they're definitely not human

beavis and butthead do no 28 - janes addiction

settle down beavis, dont wet your pants...

worst ... album... ever

 

scientists in japan invent...

a 'slightly sweaty' finger

kawaii!

 

en bølgen? en jævla stor bølgen!

det er hvordan man lager en katastrofefilm uten infantil nasjonalistisk hestedrit

det er ikke fantastisk, men det er solid underholdning uten gringo-tull!

and the award for outstanding shithousery of the month goes to...

australian goalie (and meme), andrew redmayne pulled off all kinds of exceptional maggotry in the world cup quali play off penalty shoot out against peru... not content with dancing around like a clown on his line (earning him the nickname the grey wiggle), wasting time and being a right shit to the peruvian penalty takers...

he also spotted that the opposition goalie had cheat notes with his water bottle and subsequently threw the offending items into the stands...

he then proceeded to save the first sudden death penalty and australia qualified for the finals in humanrightslandia  (and pocketed $12M gringo dolares)

che fucking mito!

beavis and butthead do no. 27 - peter gabriel

can you spank a sea monkey?

its a shame about polly, oh yeah!

rando fact of the week/month-

The woman on the cover of The Lemonheads 1992 album, “It’s A Shame About Ray” is actress Polly Noonan, who was also the girl on the bus during the end of “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”

talk about being at the epicentre of gringo cool in the mid 80's - early 90's

 

los gases mexicanos...

 

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (or is it adaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?)

karl was always my fave max brother

Beavis and butthead do. no.25 - curve

hey beavis do you, like, have a raincoat?