standing around on the fence

some people stand around

some people park it on the fence

and yet...

you could have it all:

WEHOFLB presents your synergetic anti-quixotic way of the future:

(with extra colons):

Standing Around On The Fence

Procrastinate and remain utterly non-committal in one go!

(without urinating on yourself)

the sky has gone out

it'll be back in 15...

the tyranny of pegs..

youve gotta watch out for pegs

they can be quite the tyrant

not in the oldy not totally completely romano way

but in the modern day sense of the term

you know...

Stalinesque

sounds like a tricky record

just with the blood of a few more million on its grooves

yes

its the tyranny of pegs

beware them

they lay in wait

looking for the opportunity to peg out

and take control of your life

rule you mercilessly

beware

the tyranny of pegs

yes jiggida jiggida minister

remains to be seen...

near nazca...

GAVIN AND STACEY

just finished watching the 3 series of gavin and stacey.

It's goodish, but ultimately disappointing.. it had the potential to be brilliant and bolshy, but it ended up being faithful to the Rom in their Com.

Not enough wrongness and too much niceness. which sucks coz it holds out teasers of wrongness, but then fills you up with happy flappy trappy crappy.

Pros

-Stacey is well figa

-Nessa is well wrong

-Rob Brydon is a fucking genius

-lots of general welshyness

-super sexy Julia Davis is around and wrong

-Billericay stables innit?

-dodgy swansea references

Cons

-Gavin has the stupidest fucking haircut

-and whats wif his top buttoned shirts?

-Smithy is supposed to a loveable loser, where he is just a stupid fat twat

-too much "everything is lovely"

-Rob Brydons character is just too fucking nice

-stacey and gavins mum do fucking stupid things and its supposed to be charming, and its fucking annoying

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THINK!

just got to get a little bit of a run up....

here we come...

THINK!

shit fuck arse bollocks!

okay

might need a slightly longer run up

trotting in...

THINK!

shit fucking cuntfuck arse bastard!

perhaps if its approached from the other side

gently does it...

THINK!

goddam motherfucker fucking prick!

maybe all is needed is the standing start

in we come...

THINK!

fuck fuck fuckity fuck shit!

could be all is needed is to sneak up on it

quietly does it...

THINK!

shitting fucking bastarding stronzo!

could there be no possible way?

minGing

datsun skyline-the worst film ever?

abysmal acting? shit plot? predictable outcome? diabolical film?
YES
BUT
what is ultimately depressing is that if your your country was in hollywood's situation, would it do any better? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

news everybody

latest world news...

1) israel has agreed to stop stealing MORE land TEMPORARILY by not building any more ethnic cleansing land grab apartments TEMPORARILY as godblessamerica has bribed them by giving them more state-of-the-killing-art fighter planes and other weapons to continue terrorising their neighbours and the rightful owners of their land.

2) Prince nobody-gives-a-fuck is getting married to some rich over-privileged bint and that is massively important..

thankfully kim gordon is still around to save us all...

bloody that does it...

stupid bloody vrroom vroom blip blip
fucking crapping arseing zoom zoom zoom
shiteing cunting thru the chicane
stronzoing bastardoing macchine veloci
figlio di puttanaing culoing giro dopo giro
conoing vergaing campeonata de mierda

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck...off

long live the pharoah, the queen is dead..

she's off then
she was the leader of the (admittedly very small) pack
but now shes gone
not the smartest seat of the ole pants
not the brightest john of the o groats
not the sharpest sledgehammer in the hackey sacked
she was the leader of the (quite insignificant really) pack
but now shes gone
more spoiled than a jar of yogggghurt left in the caribbean sun for 13 months
but now shes gone
not sure where shes gone
but she sure has gone
she was the leader of the (indeed more a duo) pack
but now shes gone

roberto benigni.. un vero mito...

arnold revisited

5 continents, 6 days, 1 muppet part1

caracas, sniffly nose emerging like a goatfly from hidalgo cocoon

shared taxi with simona to plaza... long trip to hairport

no i dont want your help

pay your way out

play the queue game

not as bad as last time

how many full cavity searches

diss yanks with locals on the queue ride

har har

ccs airport is tiny

like i imagine hobart to be

off, peering out the window to shrinking ccs

tired and sad

4 or 5 hours not that biggah jazz

snoozing and periodical peering out at random caribbean paradises

godbless america looks kinda normal as you approach

atalanta the most ridiculously huge airport

hours to kill and no toy train to catch

surprisingly friendly immigration with small queues

sail past baggage collection deal.. haha!

locate far off flight departure gate

not far off

then looky for a drinky and killy timey

tgi fridays! arghghgh no!

this way

its worse!

that way

its worse!

the other fucking way

to and leon like a fucking to and leon machine

theyll probs thinks im a terrorist

or at least a mentalist

ok tgi fridays it bloody is

a jar of this

some enormo-burger with jack daniels flavouring

a jar of that

chatting with a rushing dude who goes skydiving for giggles

buy an overpriced calling card

no fucking hope of using 15 bucks in an hour and a half

ringing

ringing

engerland

osstrayaland

time to bored

this puppy is a longer puppy

not much sleeping

a lot of time passing

tried for a whole roe

undone at the last minute by sweaty english people from florid-duh

still, 2 and a bit out of three aint bad

a film or two and not enuff ruff

very friendly these river delta types

super tall lady in the kitch-hen

could she be a cook?

chatting with middleager yanqui behind

tis awfully exotic being me

on flights between us and them

recommends a fillum about a castle

getting rally rally tired

and we're at blighty

its cold outside

theres no kind of atmosphere

doing the gatwick

morning train with commuter types

some prat reading the daily fail

urghghghgh

uptown bus from london bridge

not tower bridge

off nearby the right place

wombles to the circus

thank fooking fook jules is in.....

mas coño, verga y vaina

arrecho and why talking in spanish is complicated...

http://www.asihablamos.com/word/palabra/Arrecho.php


Colombia

Se dice de alguna persona que tiene deseo sexual. Aplica para el hombre o la mujer. Aplica en especial en las regiones de la costa caribe Colombiana.
Ejemplo : "Esta noche espero que mi pareja me calme esta arrechera."
Sinónimos : Líbido Lujuria
Antónimos : Castidad Recato
En el oriente de Colombia, el sentido de la palabra es el de denotar una persona bravía, de carácter, de fuerte voluntad.
También en algunos casos expresa enojo.
Ejemplo : "...él fue campeón a pesar de todo, ese, si es un arrecho!..."
Sinónimos : Luchador Guerrero Capaz
Antónimos : Güeva Flojo Incapaz


Costa Rica

Persona muy inteligente o muy hábil
Ejemplo : "Pedro arregló el carro porque es muy arrecho para la mecánica."
"Sebastián saca muy buenas notas: es un gran arrecho!"
Sinónimos : Pilo Chispa Despierto Inteligente Hábil
Antónimos : Tonto Zampaguabas
Suertudo
Ejemplo : "ese mae si es arrecho"
Sinónimos : Suertudo
Antónimos : Salado


Ecuador

Arrecho generalmente se utiliza cuando algo te impacto. Tambien arrecho se puede comparar con Chevere, Bravo, Bacan, Caliente, Audaz y Listo.
Ejemplo : "Que arrecho que estubo el juego.
Ese jugador si es arrecho.
El blog mas arrecho ya esta en linea."
Sinónimos : Chevere Bacan Bacano Bravo Audaz Listo
Antónimos : Dejado Quedado Debil Bobo Lento
1. Valiente
2. Enojado o molesto
Ejemplo : "- Lucho se porto arrecho y se lanzo en paracaidas
- si sigues molestando me voy a poner arrecho"
Sinónimos : Valiente
Antónimos : Ahuevado
Que tiene agallas.
vacan.
Ejemplo : "arrecha esa caida"
Sinónimos : Chevere



Honduras

Enojado, duro, difícil
Ejemplo : "mi marido esta arrecho conmigo. (enojado)
uy, ese trabajo esta arrecho, (duro, dificil)"
Sinónimos : Enojado Duro Yuca
Antónimos : Pan comido Fácil
Significa que se está molesto, enojado
Ejemplo : "Estoy arrecho con mi esposa."
Sinónimos : Encachimbado Molesto
Antónimos : Alegre Contento


México

En el centro del Estado de Chiapas se dice a la persona coqueta, o que coquetea con alguien.
Ejemplo : "Esta nuchachita ya está arrechiando con José."
Sinónimos : Coqueta Loca
Estar muy caliente, con muchas ganas de hacer el amor
Ejemplo : "esa chica anda muy arrecha"
Sinónimos : Caliente Excitada


Nicaragua

1. Enojado
2. Difícil
3. Bueno
Ejemplo : "1. Si no hacen lo que quieren, te arrechás.
2. La situación económica es arrecha.
3. Es arrecho al trabajo"
Sinónimos : Enojado Difícil Bueno
Antónimos : Flojo Soso Malo



Panamá

1. Persona con abundante ganas o deseos de tener relaciones sexuales.
2. Excitado
Ejemplo : "1. Esta man está arrecha.
2. Estoy arrecho, ¡quiero cogerme a alguien!"
Sinónimos : Excitado Caliente


Perú

Persona que esta reprimida sexualmente
Ejemplo : "Tu primo esta bien arrecho."
Sinónimos : Aguantado Wantan
Con deseo sexual que urge pronta satisfacción y que es ostensible. También significa estar muy molesto.
Ejemplo : ""Se arrechó mi papá cuando se enteró que había sacado malas notas". "Estoy arrechísimo"."
Persona con muchas ganas de tener relaciones sexuales, reprimido.
Ejemplo : "No la veo hace tiempo, estoy arrecho!"
Sinónimos : Arriola Aguantao


Venezuela

Persona que está muy molesta, enfurecida. Incluso puede ser alguien abusador. También se refiere a algo que es muy bueno.
Ejemplo : "Estoy arrecho porque me chocaron el carro.
No agarres eso que no es tuyo, tu si eres arrecho.
Que concierto más arrecho el de ayer!"
Sinónimos : Engorilado Picao Abusador Bandera Chévere
Antónimos : Tranquilo Guevon Chimbo

maracaibo a caracas was all like this

nb, no diria `mas comoda` pero no estuvo mal

mucha mucha mucha mucha cartagena de indias

Riverdance in Colombia-recording and guffawing by L.Beaver

move over ladycath, there`s a new nutter in town!