Wednesday, March 31, 2010
bills sons pointy bits
there was bollocks
there was beer
there was tent
there was wombats
there was barbecues and belgians
there was beer and car and bollocks
and wombats
there was ducks and rosellas and flaming galahs
there was sun and there was shade
there was quiet
there was books
there was under the boardwalk
there was sun
there was a fantastic fox
there was snooze
there was fucking wombats
there was bad news
there was more bad news
there was unfunny man
there was a grey kangaroo called dude
there was beach and there was river
there was splash
there was fro
there was beer and there was barbecue
there was new beach and there was germans
there was chats
there was car
there was ouch...
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
fucking equal opportunity offender
brown people-fuck off
yellow people-fuck you
black people-fuck that
tall people-go fuck yourselves
short people-fuckfaces
average median heighters-fuckers
male people-fuckwits
female people-fuckheads
transgender people-really fucked up
skinny people-stupid fucks
fat people-fat fucks
normal stature people with no body image problems-fucking eejiots
hirsute people-hairy fuckers
baldy people-shiny fuckers
religious people-particularly stupid fuckheads
non-religious people-still pretty fucked
happy people-shut the fuck up
unhappy people-miserable fucks
medicated people-junkie fuckheads
stupid people-fucking fucked fuckheads
clever people-smart fucking-arses
people of average intelligence-boring MOR fucklegs
smug people-god i fucking hate you
insecure people-poor fuckers
arrogant people-fuck right off!
young people-i never did one damn good thing before i was over fucking thirty
old people-crusty fuckers
squared-glassed coffee sippers-fucking twats
soft drinking people-stomach fucked fuckers
water drinking people-soggy fucks
corrupt people-evil fucknobs
do-goody people-bland fucksticks
young liberals-fucking get fucked
young laborals-im fucking going
tasmanians-ive never met any
everyfuckingbody else; fucking fucking fuckity fuck fuck off!
OH,
AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
the weather is here, wish you were beautiful
these are OP's photos of the following things I might have or might not have seen: Squeakily Beach, A grey kangaroo not called Dude, some rosellas, not dave the duck, some galahs pre-flaming, tidal river with whale rock, stormin norman bay, storman normin bay and tidal river annnnnnnnddd evil wombats that break into your tent and eat your oats.






Monday, March 22, 2010
dates for the prom
13/03/10
14/03/10
15/03/10
16/03/10
17/03/10
18/03/10
19/03/10
20/03/10
21/03/10
coming soon: proms for the dates
Friday, March 12, 2010
where the wild things might be
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Monday, March 08, 2010
rose coloured windscreen?
the world according to GDPcheck out japan, the fat bastards!
click to embiggen
then go to www.worldmapper.org for more cool stuff
mmkay?
Saturday, March 06, 2010
biggest hypocrites in the world do something hypocritical!
Gay prostitution scandal rocks Pope Benedict
"Pope Paedophile the 258th- "i will have.... ummm it's too hard! ...all of them!"
A St Peter’s Basilica chorister has been caught allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a Gentleman of His Holiness
Pope Benedict XVI is embroiled in a deeply embarrassing scandal after it emerged that a senior member of his household has been implicated in a gay prostitution ring, along with a St Peter's Basilica chorister.
The latest sexual scandal to rock the Vatican came to light yesterday when it was revealed that the chorister, 29-year-old Thomas Chinedu Ehiem, had been sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for a papal gentleman-in-waiting.
Angelo Balducci, a Gentleman of His Holiness who serves in the Vatican's Apostolic Palace, had negotiated with Ehiem, a Nigerian-born Vatican chorister, over the specific physical attributes of the men he wanted brought to him.
The details of how Balducci and Ehiem were caught out reads like a storyline from cult US crime drama The Wire, after police wiretaps captured the pair's incriminating conversations.
Balducci, who is also a senior Italian government official, had originally been under investigation for corruption. The wiretaps were set up as part of a police probe into the awarding of contracts to build public works. Balducci was arrested on corruption charges on February 10 - the allegations of prostitution emerged only later.
The transcripts suggest that over a period of around five months in 2008, Ehiem procured for Balducci at least 10 male prostitutes. They included "two black Cuban boys", a former male model from Naples and a rugby player from Rome.
The wiretaps also showed that at least one of the men was a seminarian, studying to join the priesthood. In one transcript, recorded in January, Balducci is quoted as asking Ehiem: "At what time does he have to return to the seminary?"
It is by no means the first time the Roman Catholic Church has been tainted by a sex scandal. In recent years several paedophilia scandals have thrown light on the abuse of children by priests in Ireland, Germany and the United States over decades. And in 2007 the Vatican suspended a senior official who was filmed apparently propositioning a young man in his office.
Har Har!!! all we need now is a a bit of localised pestilence in rome to wipe the fuckers out!
nananananana goatfleet
thats a very brave thing you did
you dont watch a whole lotta news...
i want you to keep this quiet
i said it couldnt hurt your chances
hey man, that aint right!
tonight you are all going to be part of a special experiment
you made it, im so thrilled
maybe we could share one
until their spirit breaks completely
all it takes is just a little push
its about whats fair
people will lose hope
because thats what needs to happen
sometimes people need to have their faith rewarded
OR
something about public transport...
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
it's marzo, mars and marzo again...

some notable people that were born in march:
Nik Kershaw
Glen Miller
My brother George
Lou Reed
Mikhail Gorbachev
Dr. Seuss
schnaabag extraordinaire Michelle
Antonio Vivaldi
Michelangelo buonarotti
Rick Mayall
Ivan Lendl
budding rockstar Chris 8ton
Yuri Gagarin
Amerigo Vespucci
Osama Bin Liner
Douglas Adams
Sara on the yonder Riva
Jack Kerouac
Albert Einstein
Bernardo Bertolucci
Rudolf Nureyev
La Jota
Ronaldhino
Gary Oldman
Marcel Marceau
Joan Crawford
Harry Houdini
Aretha Franklin
Leonard Nimoy
Johann Sebastian Bach
Rolf Harris
Kenneth Thornham Chatley
Vincent Van Gogh
Rene Descartes
who ever heard of a.....
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
777

777 is a auspicious number in many asian countries
777 was at some point a brand of cigarettes
777 is the title of a big fuckoff boeing flavoured aeroplane
777 is most likely a bus number in some rubbish places
777 is also the name of countless other shitty products and shonky services, some indeed possibly nearly as daft as...
777 is the number of this blog posting
Thursday, February 25, 2010
bogans and indians...
There are protests and sit ins and all kinds of righteous indignance and carry on as indian students here and commentators and politicians at home wax lyrical about their awful treatment. Australian politicians scurry off to india to kiss brown arse and reassure about how australia is safe place to send their money (i mean children, to come study in our expensive universities etc).
This horseshit is coming from a country with a caste system that rendered the majority of the population literally "untouchable"and religious and ethnic violence on a sickening scale, international sports teams are attacked and foreigners are targeted by terrorist groups. If you have slightly darker skin in india, you are a leper. Leading members of the Indian community in Australia, people that have been here for years, not just shown up to do a dodgy course to swindle residency and expecting special treatment, have come out to say that there is no history of indians being specifically targeted in racial violence.
The childish hysteria continues despite the fact that police and governmental statisticians clearly show that indians are much safer here than in their own country, are NOT targeted in racial attacks and often naively put themselves in situations where australians would not ie. suburban train stations at midnight
Australia has an unfortunate history of racism, just ask the indigenous locals, but spoilt indians who are used to others bowing and scraping to them are not suffering from it any more than other minority groups.
So shut the fuck up and read the following you over-privileged shit bags!
http://www.theage.com.au/national/localborn-more-at-risk-of-assault-20100218-oiuv.html
Local-born more at risk of assault
DAVID ROOD
February 19, 2010PEOPLE born overseas are less likely to be assaulted than those born in Australia, according to new Australian Bureau of Statistics data.
The national survey found that those born in Australia were more than twice as likely to be the victim of a physical assault.
It showed an assault rate of 3.6 per cent for Australian-born people, or 445,000 victims, compared with an assault rate of 1.7 per cent, or 82,000, for those born in other countries.
The new data comes as international debate rages over the extent of racism involved in the spate of attacks on Indian students.
The assault rate for people born in non-English speaking countries was 1.4 per cent.
The Crime Victimisation Survey found Victoria's assault rate of 3.3 per cent, or 142,000 victims, was above the national average of 3.1 per cent.
Opposition Leader Ted Baillieu seized on the report, saying it showed Victoria was not the safest state in the country, a claim regularly made by Premier John Brumby. ''Labor's policies have failed to properly protect Victorians, and violent crime is only increasing,'' he said.
Police Minister Bob Cameron said the survey confirmed the government faced a challenge to reduce Victoria's assault rate, but showed most Victorians felt safe.
''Our government has taken tough action to give police the powers they need to drive down assaults,'' he said.
The national Crime Victimisation Survey, conducted in 2008-09, asked more than 25,000 people aged 15 and older about their experience of crime.
It also found 77 per cent of female victims - as opposed to half of males - knew the offender, with just under half of the assaults occurring in the home.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Now that's a good idea, she said, she said
Switzerland millionaire hit by record speed fine
| The tycoon was reportedly driving a Ferrari 57km/h (35mph) over the limit |
A Swiss millionaire has been handed down a record speeding fine of $290,000 (£180,000) by a court.
The man was reportedly caught driving a red Ferrari Testarossa at 137km/h (85mph) through a village.
The penalty was calculated based on the unnamed motorist's wealth - assessed by the court as $22.7m (£14.1m) - and because he was a repeat offender.
It is more than double Switzerland's previous record speeding fine - handed to a Porsche driver in Zurich in 2008.
In the latest case, the motorist was clocked speeding 57km/h (35mph) faster than the limit, according to the cantonal court in St Gallen, eastern Switzerland.
"The accused ignored elementary traffic rules with a powerful vehicle out of a pure desire for speed," the court said in its judgement.
Swiss media reported that the man owns a villa with five luxury cars, including the Ferrari.
Next year-Swiss kid gets $52,000 fine for jaywalking...
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
the rainbow rinse...
lolling under a blanket
tiny fingers and impossibley tender
is that what they all rant about?
at only a few days old he's speaking in rhymes
he's wisely skeptical of that bobbed brunette
the former friend who lost herself
walking along the path by river
i know that brown river
i know that brown-haired girl
she now sits by the path
chattering with her girlfriends as girls will do
she brushes aside my salute
i walk on perturbed by this snub
emboldened and angered i turn on my heel
demand that we speak
demand that we parley
she doesnt care
so i tell her how crap and selfish she is
how she let us down
her friends are silenced and appalled
one of those friends is a face from the past
somebody who was in the right place at the wrong time
an orange crush?
she pursues me to scold
"dont i know you?"
fade to black
...
strolling by the same river in a different world
forget something or somebody
its necessary
climb up the stairwell
he man says its no good
you have to walk all the way back
skip to the camping
or was it someone else?
a bearded paternal figure
the campfire flames leap up and out
colouring the night sky
but not threatening
only in a picturesque manner
but the stairwell was so distant
all those posessions were unobtainable
my winter coat
the creased leather satchel
and the sagging canvas tent
...
Sunday, February 21, 2010
more days than two, less days than four
Three days was the morning.
My focus three days old.
My head, it landed to the sounds of cricket bows...
I am proud man anyway...
Covered now by three days...
Three ways was the morning.
Three lovers, in three ways.
We knew when she landed, three days she'd stay.
I am a proud man anyway...
Covered now by three days...
We saw shadows of the morning light
the shadows of the evening sun
till the shadows and the light were one.
Shadows of the morning light
the shadows of the evening sun
till the shadows and the light were one...
True hunting is over.
No herds to follow.
Without game, men prey on each other.
The family weakens by the bite we swallow...
True leaders gone, of land and people.
We choose no kin but adopted strangers.
The family weakens by the length we travel...
All of us with wings...
All of us with wings...
All of us with wings!
All of us with wings!
All of us with wings!
All of us with wings!
Erotic Jesus lays with his Marys.
Loves his Marys.
Bits of puzzle, hitting each other.
All now with wings!
'Oh my Marys! Never wonder... Night is shelter for nudity's shiver...'
All now with wings...
Friday, February 19, 2010
NFTB-News From The Behind...
headline-american christian missionaries in legal trouble in haiti for stealing children
dedline-shock as christians do something fucking stupid
headline-israel assassinates hamas leader using fake european passports
dedline-now that is fucking amazing considering how israel is normally not a complete and utter racist cunt of a country
headline-bomb blast in pakistans khyber region kills loads and injures loads more
dedline-religion is really and big clever innit?
headline-china has tanty about obama meeting dalai lama
dedline-phony communist tyrants dont like people with rhyming names meeting
headline-japanese whaling arseholes keep killing whales for 'science' and australian government is too chicken shit to say anything
dedline-Eugenics was considered a 'science' in nazi germany too, axis of coincidence?
headline-Leader of Australian 'Liberal' party and opposition leader tries to make political capital from human suffering.
dedline- little reptilian slimeball lives up to party tradition, ie tampa, indigenous people etc
Thursday, February 18, 2010
a tribute from madrid
EXACT translation:
"Hi i'm lovely Ana Ibanez Llorente from the Spanish national broacaster, RTVE, I love the limebeaver, I've even heard of him and think he is really hot, I cant wait to see him and snog him silly. www.limebeaver.blogspot.com is my favourite online place coz it's its full of fascinating, riveting and poignant stuff....
So, lets all send loads of wonga to its genial creator in 2010!"
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
a proper blog
not much chop really
a bit of a letdown in truth
and a bit thin around the edges
and the middle is mostly filler
what is required in this world is proper blogs
not this parade of pantywaste
blogs of consequence
blogs that provide valid social commentary
blogs that hold up a mirror to our world
blogs that tackle the big issues of which the traditional media is a'feard
cue http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/
with more nicolas cage than one could possible hope for!

