fucking equal opportunity offender

white people-get fucked
brown people-fuck off
yellow people-fuck you
black people-fuck that
tall people-go fuck yourselves
short people-fuckfaces
average median heighters-fuckers
male people-fuckwits
female people-fuckheads
transgender people-really fucked up
skinny people-stupid fucks
fat people-fat fucks
normal stature people with no body image problems-fucking eejiots
hirsute people-hairy fuckers
baldy people-shiny fuckers
religious people-particularly stupid fuckheads
non-religious people-still pretty fucked
happy people-shut the fuck up
unhappy people-miserable fucks
medicated people-junkie fuckheads
stupid people-fucking fucked fuckheads
clever people-smart fucking-arses
people of average intelligence-boring MOR fucklegs
smug people-god i fucking hate you
insecure people-poor fuckers
arrogant people-fuck right off!
young people-i never did one damn good thing before i was over fucking thirty
old people-crusty fuckers
squared-glassed coffee sippers-fucking twats
soft drinking people-stomach fucked fuckers
water drinking people-soggy fucks
corrupt people-evil fucknobs
do-goody people-bland fucksticks
young liberals-fucking get fucked
young laborals-im fucking going
tasmanians-ive never met any

everyfuckingbody else; fucking fucking fuckity fuck fuck off!

OH,
AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!