Saturday, February 04, 2023

se i migliori mobili volete comprare...






... oggi, domani e sempre
da franco cozzo dovete andare

poi...

franco cozzo
per la prima volta in australia
dichiara la guerra!
guerra ai prezzi
grande svendita!


ah quanti bei ricordi!
la caconofia
tante frasi/parole incomprensibili
che roba esotica!

(purtroppo e un po meno divertente quando si capisce cosa dice)




Thursday, February 02, 2023

All I really need is Sister Ray




something something ding dong...



Tuesday, January 31, 2023

The spread of humanity via mtDNA or the MOTHER of all flounces





Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own branch of humanity, with blackjack and hookers...




Sunday, January 29, 2023

esto no se ve para nada amenazador...





para los jovenes, miren este documental sobre el futuro proximo de erasmus jr jr jr






Thursday, January 26, 2023

हिंदुस्तान जिंदाबाद! (et changez la date en terra australis putain!)






on est de nouveau a cette date
ouaip
le jour de la republique indienne!
vive la republique!

on espere que un jour mon pays aura le meme courage
et aussi ici on peut celebrer 
une fete similair
(mas a une date differente!)


भारतीय गणतंत्र अमर रहे!
(neuf autres alphabets sont également applicables)







 

Tuesday, January 24, 2023

zei tu tedesca? o la stranezza dei nomi diversi per i tedeschi nelle lingue europee



nemets

german

deutsch

aleman

tedesco

niemiecki



was zum teufel?


Friday, January 20, 2023

stereo gringotypes - their geography knowledge is shitful





cnn leads the way




but cnnnn really takes the biskwit







 

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

mier...coles!



(ah bueno, mirafuckinglo en yutub entonces...)

si tienes justo un poquito de miedo a volar... ponte los pañales!



credito a ese pobre (ex) güey




Sunday, January 15, 2023

PARENTI SERPENTI - che colpone di scena!





ciao e grazie per tutto cari genitori...

io non l'ho previsto per niente!



Friday, January 13, 2023

vale terry (sans towelling)


barmy army trumpeter playing ghost town in karachi pakistania shortly after terrys departure



generally i think the barmy army are pretty lame
usually doing the same old shit over and over again
eg shouting barmy army! repeatedly for hours on end
as they get lobsterised by the brutal southern sun

but they do have moments of that bri£ish comedic genius
or in the above case, of poignancy
(without the stabby, stabby obvs)




late to the party as always
i only got into the specials decades late
 that's what two tone meant?

last memorably heard in the foothills of the himAlayas
out of time and place but never inappropriate

fanx for the choons



Wednesday, January 11, 2023

i mondiali di catarrro 2022 - il riassunto

 



+



=

bahahhahhhahhaha!




Monday, January 09, 2023

slainte! nó b'fhéidir nach bhfuil...




a miniature donkey
some bleak but pretty scenery
explosions in the distance
a nice bloke that bangs on too much
a cranky artistic bloke that doesnt like being banged on at
a line drawn
heedless
the nice bloke bangs on
a finger cut off and flung at a door
a feisty sister
heedless
the nice bloke bangs on again
four more digits cut off and flung at door
a dead miniature donkey
feisty sister does one
nice banging on bloke loses his shit
burns down cranky artistic blokes house
explosions in the distance die down
a metaphor?
formerly nice banging on bloke 
isnt nice any more
becomes menacing bloke that bangs on
impending doom abounds ...


ó cac!



Wednesday, January 04, 2023

Monday, January 02, 2023

racism is fucking stupid no. 46663 : curious yellow


How did Asians go from being called “white” to “yellow”



 

In “The Travels of Marco Polo,” the people of China are described as “white.” Records left by eighteenth century missionaries also report the skin color of Japanese and other East Asian people as clearly white. Yet in the nineteenth century, this perception quietly gave way to descriptions as “yellow.” In travel books, scientific discourse, and works of art, portrayals of East Asians began presenting them as having yellow skin.What happened in between?

 

In his 2011 book “Becoming Yellow: A Short History of Racial Thinking,” National Taiwan University professor Michael Keevak delves deeply into the origins and history of how and why East Asians went from being seen as “white” to being classified as “yellow.”


The first suspect implicated in applying the “yellow” label to East Asian faces is the famed Carl Linnaeus (1707-78). At first, Linnaeus used the Latin adjective “fuscus,” meaning “dark,” to describe the skin color of Asians. But in the tenth edition of his 1758-9 “Systema Naturae,” he specified it with the term “luridus,” meaning “light yellow” or “pale.” 

 

It was Johann Friedrich Blumenbach (1752-1840) who went beyond the coloring ascribed by Linnaeus to apply the completely different label of “Mongolianness.” Regarded as a founder of comparative anatomy, the German zoologist did more than just use the Latin word “gilvus,” meaning “light yellow,” to describe East Asian skin color: he also implicated the Mongols, a name with troubling and threatening connotations for Europeans with their memories of Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, and Timur.


While the references remained anomalous at first, travelers to East Asia gradually began describing locals there more and more as “yellow.” By the nineteenth century, Keevak argued, the “yellow race” become a key part of anthropology. 

 

 But the yellow label came associated with discrimination, exclusion, and violence. Just as no one in the world is purely white or black, neither does anyone actually have skin that is deep yellow. By “creating” a skin color and investing traits such as “Mongolian eyes,” the Mongolian birthmark, and mongolism (the old name for Down syndrome), Westerners made the perceived yellow race synonymous with abnormality. They also responded to the arrival of immigrants from Asia by sounding the alarm over the “yellow peril” - a term with a whole range of negative associations from overpopulation to heathenism, economic competition, and political and social regression. The hidden agenda of this racial color-coding becomes apparent when one considers who benefits from a hierarchy that places “yellow” and “black” beneath “white.”

 

stolen from https://english.hani.co.kr/arti/english_edition/e_international/753623.html


Saturday, December 31, 2022

Friday, December 30, 2022

ll... its a (tourist) trap!




By the second half of the 1800s, queen vics leon was getting larger and train travel was becoming more and more accessible for the richer plebs of blightylandia. Railway perversion tourism was growing too, and kinky stations were popping up all across the country. The people of Llanfairpwll weren’t about to miss out on this railway tourism boom, so they decided to come up with a gimmick that would see people disembark at their train station in vast numbers. The gimmick chosen? Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch. And fair play to them.



The year was 1869 and bums were getting squeaky, an anonymous tailor came up with the idea of the comedically long name. It wasn’t entirely random, and the translated version of the name offers up plenty of geographical and natural clues. Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch means ‘St Mary’s Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel Near to the Rapid Whirlpool of Llantysilio of the Red Cave’, a collection of geographical and cultural features that are all found in the vicinity of the village and apt for some comedy scammage. It became the longest train station name on the planet, and the visitors f**cked to check it out.


skill magill!


it could ALMOST make the proposed pub name of theplacewherepissedbastardshangoutat seem slightly bless absurd.

but it can't shan't and won't



picked from in your pocket



Tuesday, December 27, 2022

kylie threatens to sue, who's sue? is kylie going mad?



there was once a non boy named who's sue
she lived a cyclable distance away
in a not so far off land called Großer Wannsee
she smoked menthols
she was strawberry blonde and had freckles
and had many siblings
she was pretty bland really

we met at a debutante ball
and hung out for many months
but neither of us were really convinced

sues best friend was named jo
she had short brown hair
and a gap between her front teeth
she loved the the
jo was cool
much cooler than sue

anyway back to who's sue

after not hanging out for a while
we hooked up again
and it was predictably underwhelming
and it ended pretty damn quickly


as a mate at the time sang repeatedly at me
(in an appropriately bothersome high pitched squeal)

sues history
no good for you
na na na na na... 




Wednesday, December 21, 2022

fact schmact - side, burn baby burn... whisker inferno



burnside burning up the confederate side


before side burns were known as such

they were known as burnsides

which took their name from ambrose burnside

a gringo uncivil war general


nb. he may also been known as 'that furry faced tosspot'

nb.2 they assumedly had several other names before the burnmeister, but you know, nothing noteworthy ever happened until gringolandia arrived on the scene.🙄



 

Monday, December 19, 2022

every fucking city








once again PK nails the strayan experience
with this ultimate backpackers tale

the excitement
the disillusion
the backpacker rites
churches, bars, stations etc
the array of random nationalities met
the bafflingly constantly changing languages
the drinking
the lust
the sense of displacement
the apparent sameness of all the diverse places
all rings uncannily true

i can order sandwiches in 15 languages...

did he experience it as a backpacker?
did he experience it as a gigging musician?
or did he just weave together random experiences 
overheard, imagined and lived
as all great story tellers do?


en tout cas he gets it bang fucking on once again
(and ive no doubt many other backpackers from various nations could relate)


Arrivederci, au revoir, auf Wiedersehen, hasta la vista ... baby



Friday, December 16, 2022

spot the twat no.15 THE OBVIOUS ONE



the arch lord of twatistan has his own trading cards
and the above image is not a clever piece of satire
and if you are truly, truly stupid
you can pay $99 gringodolares for one
claiming they are
'very much like a baseball card, but hopefully much more exciting'


yes
i know
its fucking painfully self evident
after all
he might be the most famously enormous twat of recent decades

but he can no longer be ignored
his latest scam of selling his own 'digital trading card'
just screams 'IM A FUCKING HUGE, ALMOST UNFATHOMABLY APPALLING TWAT'