Tuesday, December 27, 2022

kylie threatens to sue, who's sue? is kylie going mad?



there was once a non boy named who's sue
she lived a cyclable distance away
in a not so far off land called Großer Wannsee
she smoked menthols
she was strawberry blonde and had freckles
and had many siblings
she was pretty bland really

we met at a debutante ball
and hung out for many months
but neither of us were really convinced

sues best friend was named jo
she had short brown hair
and a gap between her front teeth
she loved the the
jo was cool
much cooler than sue

anyway back to who's sue

after not hanging out for a while
we hooked up again
and it was predictably underwhelming
and it ended pretty damn quickly


as a mate at the time sang repeatedly at me
(in an appropriately bothersome high pitched squeal)

sues history
no good for you
na na na na na... 




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