fashion is quite possibly the daftest invention of humanity
apart from perhaps the evangelical church
which is spreading ignorance around the planet
like some kind of contagious bullshit virus
i recall reading somewhere, sometime the cliche that fashion is cylical
ie, it gets about on wheeled devices
but
as fashion is fucking moronic
i didnt give a flightless shit
then
not that long ago i had an epiphany
(waves hands violently behind rear)
that it wasnt even lying!
young blokes are once again adorning their cretinous faces with hairy upper lips UNIRONICALLY
whats more
but they were also 'sporting' mullets UNIRONICALLY
you know the deal,
business at the front, party at the back
the ugliest 'do' to ever disgrace the male head
combine these and you have nothing less apocalyptic than mulletashageddon! aka The Fosters Car Park Boogie
and as mister alighieri once scribbled re TFCPB, "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate"
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