Saturday, August 13, 2022

champions league horseshittery reach-around payments (or how the rich get richer, the poor get the picture)


or why juventus get substantially more money for being dishonest underperforming ladri  (who for example could - despite being gifted group stage presence after coming 4th in the serie a, play terribly and lose against teams with a tiny percentage of their undeserved budget AND not qualify for the knock out rounds)  than arsestick fc from nowherelandia who beat them and got out of the group stages.
nb juventus is used as a hypothetical example as they are champion ladri di merda.
but it could be applied to any teams from the established BIG leagues.


21/22 rigged fiscal orgy deets

The forecasted revenue of this year’s champions league is a total of €1.95bn. The available revenue will be distributed among clubs based into four different pillars that are:

25% allocated as guaranteed payments to clubs who qualify for Champions League. (€488m)
30% will be distributed on the basis of ten-year performance-based coefficient rankings (€585m)
15% will be given to the variable amounts like market pool (€292m).
30% would be given to the performance-based amounts which is (€585m).


nearly half of payments (45%) are given regardless of performance, to previously successful clubs from nations with richer national leagues.

but hey, that baked in advantage isnt enough, why not take your fitba and corporate sweeties away and make your own league that ensures guaranteed uefa sow-teat sucking millions and avoid embarrassing potential losses to the various arsestick fcs of the continent?


 'champions' league my sweaty culo




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