what are ya? yob or wanker?

You're a yob or you're a wanker

Take your fucking choice

So who is your favourite genius?

James Hird or James Joyce?

Wankers once used mobile phones

But now that's sort of changing

And yobs once lived in cottage homes

Ain't social change amazing?

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker...