la tusawit lilqarib!

naeam

i was on that festering shit show of a 'boat'

almost everybody got ill

some extremely badly so

even old iron guts got a jelly botty

for days

despite horribly ill people everywhere

management refused to get a doctor

and continued to deny there was a problem

and blamed the mass illness on 'drinking too much and spending too much time in the sun'

investigations proved that many of the ill had got salmonella from the food

and there was faecal matter on several kitchen surfaces

baksheesh my arse

arrogant, contemptuous cunts

still the bloke who worked in the jewellery shop was a good egg

salaam sadiq!