somebody has been twatting on my remote peninsula...

for thirteen years a fucking tool spent each summer camping in the wilds of russkaya amyerika

he took loads of beautiful footage of big bad brown grizzly bears

often alarmingly closely

doing their wild things

fishing, playing, fighting and generally being bad arsed bears

until eventually

being an utter buffoon

and believing that they were his fuzzy maties

despite banging on repeatedly about how dangerous they were

one of them eventually got sick of his extremely try hard attenbrough shit

saw him and his girlfriend

decided that they would taste just right

and ate them all up.