xi an be serious!

we have all heard of the famous explorer
you know the one
hell there was even a huuge and pricey drama series about him
he is famous as all fuck
he allegedly crossed the deserts on a handcart of solid fuck
ate camel chips with the k.ubester
and invented china

until as recently as last year
it was accepted fact that he was from venezia
but not friuli venezia giulia
no
that would be too sensible!

but last year and intrepid adventurer
bravely set forth into the great unknown
of a shopping mall in xi an, china

it was whilst in the untamed wilds of that shopping mall
and looking for a cash machine
that he discovered this remarkable fact

not only wasnt he from friuli venezia giulia
but he wasnt even from venezia!
madness!

he was actually from eire
yes that green and broguey island
with guinness and horrible folk music

most probably from whatever the irish equivalent is
of soapy tit wank
...