niggle free zone

they say you shouldnt speak ill of the dead
they say all kinds of bullshit
they can fuck right off
not that im setting sail in that direction
for fucks sake
who even has a yachchchchhct?
itd be nice to say that you are shocked
are you shocked?
did you say it?
was it nice?
the poor fucker was already on the bus
a long time ago
even at primary age
he was scary as fuck
and had sussed the quickest way to the front of the queueue
3rd ringworm god botherers yet again
everybody trying to find their place
he surely knew where to keep his ticket to eternity
firelighters and those eyes
even as a teen he was sussing the best seatage
bogans at the back!
breaking into oddbins
stebbing at the turf
screaming his hatred at his paternal lineage
whilst been hoisted by his own daddard
perhaps it was the innate sense of oblivion that charmed the girls
nothing to lose
when youve already lost it all
inappropriate teddy bears
and those fucking scary eyes
trying to get into the pigs
but that was never going to happen
when youve already booked your biglietto solo andata
but the military are always desperate
they say no only so many times
then i guess he got his official pass
and perhaps inevitably
old niggle went forth
seemingly several years ago
and he checked himself out
collected his swipe card
made forced small talk with the reception staff
they are PAID to be nice to you
never fucking forget that
but i like to imagine that niggle did the right thing
left the sleaze bags in the room
then walked out into the dazzling sunshine

sorry about the bums against the wall...