super moooooon?

the whole media nonsense machine has been rather busy crapping on of late about lunar thrillages.
there was to be a 'super moon'
foolishly I took that to be a moon with its underpants on the outside.
wrong!
it didn't leap small trains with a stone in its shoe or whatever
look
up there
in the sky
is it a speckled lavatory dwelling pigeon?
is it that paper plane Gronnington Snottersly made in grade 2?
nooo... it's 'Super Moon'!
the greatest buttockish spectacle to flash the planet erff
ever!