lesbian supermarket

once upon a time i went to a lesbian supermarket
how did i know it was lesbian you don't ask even slightly?
well it shacked up/cohabited with a very spunky lady cafe
and they weren't just wearing the wrong trousers if you know what i mean!
its my fave supermarket in all the lands
except the other ones
thus i have cruised its aisles many a time before
seeking out the good pecorino, snaffling the quality sugo and scoring the spicy salami
you may have guessed its an italianish supermarket
good guessing you
give yourself a smack on the dorsal spine
italianish supermarkets are naturally the best
due to the fact that italian food is naturally the best
oi! shut it mexicans, thais, japanese and lots of other great kitchens!!!
but this was the first time i had noticed it was lesbian
it's just...
well...
hard to know where you stand sometimes in a lesbian supermarket
you feel you know your supermarket and then you realise it was all quite superficial
add seinfeld line here.
sure she's still as cool
she's way to chilled too get angry man hater on us blokey customers

and I'm sure we can get along just great

just how i do with the lesbian bar.... aaahhh ahhhhh