the fifa coca pepsi compulsory detention kodak larium 2010 world cup is almost here!and its coming to you from luvverly seth efrica, the stabbiest country in the world. The first world cup in africa, brilliant!
today LBS (Limebeaver Bollocks Service) brings you a preview of Group A.
Seth Efrica- The host team will have huge home support from a million screaming vuvuzelas and almost as many bouncing fans. Sadly they are shit and will probably lose all their matches, which is a pity for said bouncing fans and general festy vibe.
Me-hico- will be coming on strong after ditching Svennis the Pennis and may well thththth their way further into the tournament which will make a lot of people in north america that arent bungholes very happy. Viva Mexico!
Uruguay-after recovering from missing the last world cup due to osstraya despite their humbly proclaimed 'divine right', over-achieving 4 million populationed Uruguay are back and should be looking to progress beyond the groupy stage. May even be labelled 'ththththPlucky Little Uruguay' at some point.
France-Not so long ago world champs and euro champs, these days they have to resort to playing handball and being cheating surrender monkey bastards to get there. Their coach is a complete dildo and has managed to take a team chock-full of talent and make them utter crap.
Expect them to suck awfully but still in a with a chance of progress due to being in rather average group.
Group A prediction- winner and qualified to next round Mexico
second and qualified to next round Uruguay
not qualified to next round, shit france and shitter seth efrica
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