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so we hear all this news about what your new mobile phone can do
it can make your butt smaller
it can ring your friends when you dont want to talk to them
it can find you a new gay lover
it can tell you where to turn right
it can demand your dedication to a new cult
etc etc
its all overated
the phone that services the limebeaver.com organisation
now that is the dogs swingers
dont insult it with your tales of instantaneous replays
not even of the 3.25 from abu dabai
if only not coz the bubble got a royal pricking
a long, long way from peak bollocks
it dont need no gps to tell you where you arent
that is a given
it wont tell you when your goose is cooked
who the fuck needs that then?
nothng far fetched and superfluous
SUPERFLUOUS
what a word!
apart from this
it doesnt actually do anything practical
none of this taking phone calls
receiving text messsage
a lithiumo-espacial age batteronium
as if anyone would want to know the time
or listen to the radio
harrumphhh
or similar rot
your victim of technology is our breakfast
withoutout any eggs mind
powering effortlessly into the distant future
a new axiom of enterta........