Saturday, May 17, 2008

rats cats and bollocks

i saw rats and cats the other night at the cinema
luckily it was a freebee
i wouldnt have wanted to pay for that load of tripe
just a vanity exercise by mr dude in a dog suit
how many opportunities did it give him to get his kit off?
twat
it had some good whimsical moments
laconic aussie small town slow life kind of things
but fuck off really
it was mostly just a how great am i show
i didnt see any rats or cats
and i didnt get the point of it at all
apart from mr dog getting to be a big hero to everyone
all the girls loved him
he had a lackey to fix his whipper snipper
he had his own tribute band
with a jealous bass playing leaving
everybody loved him coz he used to be on tv
and he was definitely suffering for his arty type
oh fuck off
ho bloody hum
minus 113 out of 5

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