Out of the pressure cooker
Onto the surface of Venus
Thanks for the the caves
With the intricate carvings
Shivas, Krishnas, all the greats
No thanks to disappearing ride apps
Uber? Fuck off
Rapido? Not bloody likely
Namma yatri? I never met any
The curious locals
Wanting a selfie
Or just gawping
Mostly very courteous
Sweet kiddlies loving koalagers
And it's been
It's all golden brown with vijayanand
I'm so laid back, I'm horizontal
Twixt Bengaluru and hosapete
(Not Bangalore and hospet)
To think that I nearly missed it
And caused further massive chaos
Due to constant forced Sim swappery
theres a lot of hullabaloo going on about the luna of late
with the gringos sending starsailors around it again
now, i wonder why...
LLIU (limebeavers language in use)-
what if humans werent such catastrophically stupid cunts?
les francais ont une expression geniale pour beaucoup de sensations interessantes.....
Quiconque a étudié les langues connaîtra parfaitement tout ce qui précède...
Quelle frustration les gars!
The act of gazing at a person and imagining them naked; a mental undressing.
nb. please do not use your apodyoptic skills on limebeaver.
it will not be pleasant, for anybody.
Tmesis is a linguistic device where a word or phrase is split into two parts with another word inserted between them, often for emphasis or comic effect. For example, saying "abso-bloody-lutely" instead of "absolutely" demonstrates this technique.
tmesis also occurs in German, Ancient Greek, Latin, Irish, and Tagalog.
now get tmesfuckingising!
massive tune with even greater artistic licence neilo!
He came dancing across the water
With his galleons and guns
cortes did not use galleons! he had caravels and brigantines
Looking for the new world
And that palace in the sun
On the shore lay Montezuma
moCtezuma was in his capital, tenochtitlan
With his coca leaves and pearls
coca didnt grow in mexico
In his halls, he often wandered
With the secrets of the world
And his subjects gathered 'round him
Like the leaves around the tree
In their clothes of many colors
For the angry gods to see
And the women all were beautiful
come off it!
And the men stood straight and strong
really neil?
They offered life in sacrifice
So that others could go on
no! The Aztecs sacrificed humans to establish and maintain relations with their gods, who needed their blood and hearts to survive.
Hate was just a legend
stuff and nonsense!
And war was never known
the mexica were often at war and subjected many other peoples
The people worked together
And they lifted many stones
And they carried them to the flatlands
But they died along the way
And they built up with their bare hands
What we still can't do today
of course we could build pyramids etc today!
And I know she's living there
And she loves me to this day
I still can't remember when
Or how I lost my way
He came dancing across the water
Cortez, Cortez
What a killer
lemmings stupidly walk off cliffs and fall to their deaths en masse, right?
fucking no!
from britannica.com -
"Deliberate fraud. For the 1958 Dinsey nature film White Wilderness, filmmakers eager for dramatic footage staged a lemming death plunge, pushing dozens of lemmings off a cliff while cameras were rolling. The images—shocking at the time for what they seemed to show about the cruelty of nature and shocking now for what they actually show about the cruelty of humans—convinced several generations of moviegoers that these little rodents do, in fact, possess a bizarre instinct to destroy themselves."
fuck dinsey!
