(falta el pais con la segunda mayor poblacion de hispanohablantes, gringolandia)
esta noche he hablado bastante espanol
hable con un venezolano
con varios chilenos
con un mexicano
con unos colombianos
un puerto riqueno
una espanola
y un argentino
cuantos acentos
cuanta jerga
cuanta confusion!
y
cuanto placer!
now go and throw around some paraprosdokians at your next Debate the Trevor Club meeting.
sounds exotic right?
lunar house is found in croydon
a rather ordinary bit of south london
it didnt use to be
since jebus was a lad
it was part of slurrey
until voracious greater london gobbled it up
to obtain more space for financial services and giant houses for russian/arab plutocrats
i have spent way too long there
not just because i had fam to crash with
on one of my multitudinous traverses of big town
lunar house is home to UK immigration
where one has to go and wait for countless dreary hours for your number to be called
with any visa type issues
(and you had better hope you had all the correct paperwork!)
in the second half of the 1390s
i had plenty of those due to
lost passports
renewing of ancestry visas
applications for indefinite leave to remain (unhinged)
a lunar hour is more than 700 gaian hours
and with some undoubtedly impressive tech manouevres
the department of immigration has managed to implement it in real time
in their particular corner of lahndahn
to leave the (usually) unsatisfied applicant staggering disoriented
out into stark grey of london daytime
almost a month after they entered
and in these unimaginably lengthy hours
smart phones werent a thing
so if you hadnt planned ahead and brought a few copies of war and peace with you
you would feel your ears and nose prolonging
as the present elongates beyond the rows of chairs and perspex screens
engulfing all sense of time and space
as you longed for a mercifully quick death
to bring an end to your interminable tedium
and nary a selenite to spy
definition - hypocritically and unctuously affecting benevolence or high moral principles
limebeavers language in use time (LLIUT) -
cut the shit, you pecksniffian cunt!
- 'this case calls for a thermo-nuclear lie detector, dave'
- 'something vaguely factual? sorry dave, this blog can only consist of excreta'
an obelisk of extra terrestrial calfshit first placed by an advanced alien civilisation?
(as kriss kross celebrated in their famous historical/sci-fi epic - just give me kiss on top of the obelisk)
and the infamous time/light enlightenment metaphor - inferring that primitive calfshit may have evolved into todays digital hyper bullshit...
An abecedarius is a special type of acrostic in which the first letter of every word, strophe or verse follows the order of the letters in the alphabet.
now go and make an abecedarius with the names of the songs by your fave band, put it in a flask and send it into space. (unless you have awful taste, if so, follow steps 1 and 2, then shove it violently up your behind.)
nb. para los miles de hispanohablantes entre ustedes, no es lo mismo que un abecedario, que es una lista del alfabeto. es un AMIGO FALSO!
