Monday, January 27, 2025

how about chevy?



 

chevy chase is a town in maryland, usa

BUT...

the actor was given his nickname from a medieval english ballad





"I didn't want to do this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses."


Thursday, January 23, 2025

who ate all the pies?




 or more precisely who is going eat the last one in nuttingham?



Sunday, January 19, 2025

kneecap, fuck na póilíní!





kneecap are wicked
sticking up the digits to the remnants of the dastardly british empire
and the ultra retrasados of the dup and their ilk
fighting against the systems ongoin antagonism and indifference
to maintain their language and culture



and the movie is a damn good craic!


Éire saor!




Friday, January 17, 2025

Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine


... is the longest word in turkish




bosh!


'as if you were one of those whom we might not be able to render unsuccessful'



Wednesday, January 15, 2025

all aboard the seizureship!




v





theres something inordinately pleasing
seeing the same piece of wordplay used in unrelated places
(especially if its puerile)



Sunday, January 12, 2025

word of the week - apocope



 

Apocope is the omission of one or more letters, sounds, or syllables from the end of a word


imaginez ça!


Sunday, January 05, 2025

Exclusive safety hotline for CEOs...




funded by taxpayer dollars

when normal piss taking isnt enough for obscenely rich planet rapists
these filth are working on a dyson sphere sized urine extraction machine




Friday, January 03, 2025

You Do Something To Me




paul weller (né welder) is undoubtedly a leg-end
punk (and post) era heft with the jam
80s pop stardom with the style council
90s mainstream rebirth onwards as the 'modfather'
a solo elder statesman (with your grandmothers hair)


i would love to love pauls work
but it has never really grabbed me
in any of his meatifications
but this is a truly lovely tune
it does something to me



p.s ddrwg gennyf sue a rob



Wednesday, January 01, 2025

ve bitti!





güle güle kedi stili 2024...



 

Monday, December 30, 2024

papua merdeka!




indonesia has been illegally occupying west papua since the atrociously unironic The Act of Free Choice plebiscite of 1969, when the indonesian military chose 1025 men for the vote who were coerced into voting against independence with threats of violence against their persons and their families.

ever since, west papuans have been fighting for their independence and are regularly murdered by the indonesian military.



global gringo shitheads and their local lackey strayan shitheads have tacitly endorsed this ongoing violation of international law, to the extent that they train indonesian military who go on to commmit these crimes against humanity.
why would these 'democratic' shitheads do such appalling things?



west papua is home to massive natural resources and the shitheads mining companies are making obscene profits via their nations collusion with the occupier.
plus its always handy to keep such a populous (muslim) nation sweet when you are trying to dominate the world (and trying to fuck with china).
 
papua fucking merdeka!




Saturday, December 28, 2024

whats the best kind of correct?




technically!




Thursday, December 26, 2024

Limebeaver Is Cashing In On Christmas





I want to wake up on Christmas morning
With the snow all over the ground
With Bad News' Christmas single in my stocking
It only costs just over a pound...


thats right
thanks to the enormous numbers of completely legitimate non bot readers
(mostly from singapore)
limebeaver corp is making huuuuge xmas money from selling your data
to any old transnational corporate nasty

🎶we're bullshitting all the way to the bank!🎶


 

Sunday, December 22, 2024

make unicity commonplace again!



 

UNIQUENESS is such a shit clunky word

it brings no pleasure during pronunciation...


compare it to the beauty below:

unicidad - lovely!

unicité - sweet!

unicità - divine!

and

UNICITY! - swoon!


use it in a text exchange today



Friday, December 20, 2024

doctor juvenal




doctor juvenal was a cool dude
he drove us all about the salaar de uyuni
with a big smile on his face

he didnt really speak english
and none of us spoke quechua
but his spanish was good

my average italian meant i could communicate a bit
so as usual the babel fish did the vast majority of the work
the quebecoise could also get by a bit
but the bogans up the back had no hope

he was funny too
he made an ongoing joke for days about about maggots big hair
saying 'pollo!, pollo! and giggling like a school kid
it took a while before my foetal stage monoglot brain got that he was referring to 
his hair being like a roosters comb...

poyo! poyo!
points at head

tick tick tick

poyo? poyo?
tick tick tick

ahhhhhh!
pollo!
bahahahhahha
pollo! pollo!







for a seeming eternity a line from a song came into my head
but i coudnt figure out what it was from
or even what the lyrics were

i just kept singing

doctor juvenal!
doctor juvenal!

and calling him doctor juvenal....

none the wiser as to who what why where when or whow

as it was in an age of scarce internet
just the odd internet cafe in big towns
or zero on the altiplano
it was only months later that it occurred to me...




Wednesday, December 18, 2024

death of a gentleman



or 
Q - is the death of a sporting tradition by rampant south asian capitalist arrogance worse/better than by rampant whitey capitalist arrogance?
A - no, its equally fucked




Monday, December 16, 2024

aquella vez cuando bender regresa a mexico

 



y un otro robot bender le llamo'...
BENDEJO!

fatal!
bajajajajaja




Friday, December 13, 2024

Orcas wear salmon as hats




orcas wear salmon as hats
dolphins get high on puffer fish
sawfish team up to fell kelp forests
lobsters make envelopes of flathead
crabs have been known to mock oysters 
octopodes dont believe in tuesdays
belugas have been trained for spy missions
southern scallops will deny having met harold holt
hammerheads hang with the nicest people
flying fish worry about bouncing bombs
seals can detect torpedoes
and
splash may not be based on a true story...




 


Monday, December 09, 2024

o pior livro de frases em inglês... de todos os tempos!



 


idiotisms and proverbs de fato!





faithful depiction of an english phrase after the book's style




Saturday, December 07, 2024

¿la cucaracha no tiene... qué?





la cucaracha es una cancion espanol antigua
hay muchas versiones
pero la mas chida es una del periodo revolucionario mexicano

Esa versión, popular entre los soldados villistas, contiene significados políticos ocultos, como es común en las canciones revolucionarias. La cucaracha representa al presidente Victoriano Huerta, un borracho notorio que fue considerado un villano y traidor debido a su participación en la muerte del presidente revolucionario Francisco Madero.

ademas se trata de drogarse!




Thursday, December 05, 2024

yet shes never been to oddbins...




fair play but disgusting grammar