papua merdeka!

indonesia has been illegally occupying west papua since the atrociously unironic The Act of Free Choice plebiscite of 1969, when the indonesian military chose 1025 men for the vote who were coerced into voting against independence with threats of violence against their persons and their families.

ever since, west papuans have been fighting for their independence and are regularly murdered by the indonesian military.

global gringo shitheads and their local lackey strayan shitheads have tacitly endorsed this ongoing violation of international law, to the extent that they train indonesian military who go on to commmit these crimes against humanity.

why would these 'democratic' shitheads do such appalling things?

west papua is home to massive natural resources and the shitheads mining companies are making obscene profits via their nations collusion with the occupier.

plus its always handy to keep such a populous (muslim) nation sweet when you are trying to dominate the world (and trying to fuck with china).

 

papua fucking merdeka!

whats the best kind of correct?

technically!

Limebeaver Is Cashing In On Christmas

I want to wake up on Christmas morning

With the snow all over the ground

With Bad News' Christmas single in my stocking

It only costs just over a pound...

thats right

thanks to the enormous numbers of completely legitimate non bot readers

(mostly from singapore)

limebeaver corp is making huuuuge xmas money from selling your data

to any old transnational corporate nasty

🎶we're bullshitting all the way to the bank!🎶

 

make unicity commonplace again!

 

UNIQUENESS is such a shit clunky word

it brings no pleasure during pronunciation...

compare it to the beauty below:

unicidad - lovely!

unicité - sweet!

unicità - divine!

and

UNICITY! - swoon!

use it in a text exchange today

doctor juvenal

doctor juvenal was a cool dude

he drove us all about the salaar de uyuni

with a big smile on his face

he didnt really speak english

and none of us spoke quechua

but his spanish was good

my average italian meant i could communicate a bit

so as usual the babel fish did the vast majority of the work

the quebecoise could also get by a bit

but the bogans up the back had no hope

he was funny too

he made an ongoing joke for days about about maggots big hair

saying 'pollo!, pollo! and giggling like a school kid

it took a while before my foetal stage monoglot brain got that he was referring to 

his hair being like a roosters comb...

poyo! poyo!

points at head

tick tick tick

poyo? poyo?

tick tick tick

ahhhhhh!

pollo!

bahahahhahha

pollo! pollo!

for a seeming eternity a line from a song came into my head

but i coudnt figure out what it was from

or even what the lyrics were

i just kept singing

doctor juvenal!

doctor juvenal!

and calling him doctor juvenal....

none the wiser as to who what why where when or whow

as it was in an age of scarce internet

just the odd internet cafe in big towns

or zero on the altiplano

it was only months later that it occurred to me...

death of a gentleman

or 

Q - is the death of a sporting tradition by rampant south asian capitalist arrogance worse/better than by rampant whitey capitalist arrogance?

A - no, its equally fucked

aquella vez cuando bender regresa a mexico

 

y un otro robot bender le llamo'...

BENDEJO!

fatal!

bajajajajaja

Orcas wear salmon as hats

orcas wear salmon as hats

dolphins get high on puffer fish

sawfish team up to fell kelp forests

lobsters make envelopes of flathead

crabs have been known to mock oysters 

octopodes dont believe in tuesdays

belugas have been trained for spy missions

southern scallops will deny having met harold holt

hammerheads hang with the nicest people

flying fish worry about bouncing bombs

seals can detect torpedoes

and

splash may not be based on a true story...

 

o pior livro de frases em inglês... de todos os tempos!

 

idiotisms and proverbs de fato!

faithful depiction of an english phrase after the book's style

¿la cucaracha no tiene... qué?

la cucaracha es una cancion espanol antigua

hay muchas versiones

pero la mas chida es una del periodo revolucionario mexicano

Esa versión, popular entre los soldados villistas, contiene significados políticos ocultos, como es común en las canciones revolucionarias. La cucaracha representa al presidente Victoriano Huerta, un borracho notorio que fue considerado un villano y traidor debido a su participación en la muerte del presidente revolucionario Francisco Madero.

ademas se trata de drogarse!

yet shes never been to oddbins...

fair play but disgusting grammar

word of the yeer - enshittification

 

👏👏👏

Are we the baddies?

mitchell and webb, hitting, head of nail

Want me to cut out this infernal racket?

 

notare bene - shit phone does not do justice to infernal racket

world of the weak - lalochezia

 

'the emotional relief gained from using abusive or profane language'

fuck yes!

i pensieri inediti del micio

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ol 

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lasciate perdere il lineare b e il manoscritto voynich!

ci vorrebbe una tonnellata di mega stele di rosetta per decifrarli...

el nacionalismo es absurdo

lo dice doug es la droga...

SAVE THE GREEN PLANET!

many heroes who saved the earth!

80s super man!

90s man in black!

what about in new millenium?

byung goo from korea!

a nerdy korean guy who believes himself some kind of super hero

who is trying to save the planet from aliens!

one in a mighty powerful position!

or is he just delusional?

unpredictable scrambles for the earth!

beyond imagination!

unique story!

you fucking wot?

word of the weak - kakistocracy

"government by the worst element of a society," analogy of its opposite, aristocracy, from Greek kakistos "worst," superlative of kakos "bad" (which perhaps is related to PIE root *kakka- "to defecate") + -cracy."

 how very timely

Bir Tawil: No Country For Any Men

coz nobody loves bir tawil

its true

nobody loves bir tawil

not like some rich western wannabe royals do...