see them gaily gad about...

san onofre nukelandia california, murica

if you go down on the i-5 today

youre sure of a big surprise

if you go down on the i-5 today

youd better go in disguise

because theres a giant concrete pair of tits!

*valid until 2028

Snowball fight earth

 

snowball fight earth was cool

in fact she was fucking cold

snowball fight earth was a long time ago

longer ago than jesus pots the white ball

snowball fight earth could have happened a few times

if she did indeed occur

snowball fight earth would have hurt like hell

if jupiter slung her at your head

snowball fight earth made for shit bbqs by the river

if you could find a river

snowball fight earth may have held supremacist views

as she was a product of her aeon

snowball fight earth displayed a distinct lack of emotions

but she maintained a warm heart

snowball fight earth is a hypothesis

as such she remains unsubstantiated

hollowly she whispers...

 

Why Peter Beardsley wasn't chosen for the World In Motion Rap...

what a spooky fucking doyle!

wakey wakey...

hands off (concerned looking) snakies

 

wouldnt want to bump into him in a dark alley in polonnaruwa seven hundred years back...

Io Capitano - Io Rimasto Male

merde allors!

un conte de deux jeunes amis senegalais qui sont entre des dizaines de milliers de gens sub sahariennes 

qui chaque annee essayent immigrer en europe 

en traversant la saraha 

(beaucoup entre eux mourent ne sortent jamais)

puis ceux qui ont survecu

tentent de traverser la mediteranee

dans les bateux souvent mal preparees

et a nouveau, beaucoup entre eux se noyent dans le processus

tout le temps, ils sont dependents aux trafiquants de merde

qui souvent les volent, violent, ou les vendre comme des esclaves

a n'importe qui ....

donc, c'est lourd mais c'est tres bien fait

word of the weak - jumentous

 

jumentous 

Of, relating to, or smelling like horse urine.

honestamente Brasil, não é você, sou eu

 

Olhando meu mapa de viagem, parece que estou evitando o Brasil.

mas nao e verdade!

de fato eu visitei uma vez, por um dia!

um dia irei direto para lá e resolverei meu português.

Eu desejo!

soloriffic no.1 - get me

you can always count on jay to go the biiiiig tearaway riff...

The 'C' Word o la bellissima sorpresa (da cazzo)

ma che sorpresa fighissima

prima ce la bellezza di avere un nuovo album da una banda che si segue da 35 anni

e che non hanno fatto niente da quasi venti anni

poi

ad ascoltarlo

sapendo che ce una canzone chiamato the c word

si pensa

bene bene, sarebbe qualche gioco di parole geniale con cunt

ma no!

il coro e in italiano!

e va -

'la parola c

cazzo cazzo cazzo

la vita e un cazzo'

quasi non ci credevo!

che regalone

mi sembrava fatto apposta per me

come i testi di masturbike di bad news

e la roba di masturbike/moto sega/chainsaw

quasi una codice privato 

solo per i pochissimi fans italofono di the comic strip presents

e in questo caso

certo ci saranno dei fans italofono di tism

ma non tantissimi

quindi, non ce solo una banda storica

che hanno fatto un disco nuovo

ed e fortissimo

(che spesso non e il caso)

ma di piu

ce una canzone

che e centrato su una parolaccia italiana! 

dunque

tutti insieme-

la parola c

...

glücklich, glücklich, freude, freude

 

ich will, was sie haben...

il y a quelq'un?

 

non? 

c'est meilleur comme ca

(pour tout le monde, litteralement)

Barbaren!

its kind of like the excellent period drama rome

but with more blonde hair

and less imposing architecture

there are still plenty of romans

getting their arses kicked in the dark, scary wald

und es ist schon!

wanna fight me mate? (over house price)

reporter - "have you done any special training for this fight?"

seller - "yes, more cigarettes..."

a batty brit wants more for his house

than the purchaser is willing to pay

what to do?

they organise a fight over it

whats not to like?

ps happy ending 

(no, not that kind)

after battering the seller, the massively larger and younger purchaser offers to split the difference

a banging remember me

sure its a cover

and most covers are pointless

with some notable exceptions

when the new artist adds something special

hellelujah by jeff buckley, all the along the watchtower by hendrix or hurt by johnny cash for egs

(and anything paul kelly turns his genius hand to)

even though i cant be arsed trying to keep up with all his tenthousiad output these days

many moons ago

hearing this as intro/outro music to the fitba

it really got its catchy hooks into me

(no fishies were harmed in the etc)

Living Robot Powered by Fungi

and we're doomed...

think i shall stick to le pizze quattro formaggi for the mo

Hwæt nu brūne cu?

Eddie secgð-

an leornere secgð-

nōt ā bǣd æfērt, Eddie...

so she said...

why the long face?

bangkok, oriental city

or is it?

no...

its official name is;

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasi

try saying that after a few sabai sabais and stay fashionable!

satsuma samurai!

dig satsumas?

into samurai?

well...

you will loove the satsuma samurai!

get into japanese history of the 17th century

with all the fun and frolics of 

the tokugawa shogunate!

ming china!

and

all the satsuma samurai you can handle!

BANGING BEES

quem sabia que falavam português na ilha de wight?