i used to work with dennis
she had curly blondish hair
and silver hoop earrings
she was in her early to mid 20s
but seemed so adult to me
she knew about all kind of work stuff
like macros, franking and that the boss wore a wig
she had a boyfriend with a balkace name
who sounded like a real shit
they lived near handschuhseim
dennis didnt get cranky at me
even though i was a totalmente squillibrato
in fact she was kind of fond of me
as if i were a fun but pesky little brother
her real name was janice
pronounced janəce
but
in that age of faxes for all
people kept taking her name as janiːce
and using it as such in follow up calls
so in an attempt to make it clearer she changed the spelling to janece
only for
much to her horror
some bloke rings up and asks for dennis
making her forever dennis
in my yo la tengo
dennis wasnt cool
but dennis was pretty damn cool
Érase una vez en Caracas
un non gringo que hablaba italiano y aprendia lentemente espanol
en la casa de sus queridos amigos
el contaba a su pana eeespencer
que es util y super conveniente que hay muchisimas palabras italianas que son casi iguales a las en espanol
le dio unos ejemplos
como sabato/sabado, mare/mar, cucina/cocina
pero eeespencer no estaba convencido
y le dijo 'bueno, estoy seguro que la palabra 'piscina' no es como en italiano!
la respuesta fue
...
en italiano se dice
...
'piscina'!
badowww!
mal ejemplo eeeeespencer amigorino!
si, si ya se que en mexico se dice alberca
y en argentina se dice pileta
