eat local, think global

if you fucking can!

 

(CI SONO) FASCISTI SU MARTE, STATE ATTENTI CENERE BOYS!

    in the nineties the youngster funsters of ash made a bit of a splash with their rambunctious tunes

one of the catchiest was

 girl from mars

ma

20 anni dopo si e stata trovata della prova cinematica che forse era 

una ragazza mimimmi fascista!

juan heet juandas- god- my pal

16 and 17 year olds

the late 1980s

melby osstraya

pub rock monsterism

tunefully smashing and bashing

parnks not ded fred

vale th and sg

and you dont even like me...

Beavis & Butthead do no. 33 - james

-hey butthead who is this buttknocker anyways?

-this is james 

-james who?

-his parents asked him not to use their last name, because its like, he sucks...

Ce verimm' aròppo Gomorra

nooo...

si e' finito mo

tutte le 5 serie

tutte le 58 puntate

non ce piu ciruzzo

neanche genna

idem sangue blu, monacielo, don pietro, scianel, patrizia la figa ecc ecc

che tristezza guagliu

niente piu della bellezza e della bruttezza di napoli e campania

niente piu gergo napulitano

grazie assaje per il viaggio

Sometimes...

i miss old blighty...

sometimes

not so much...

everybodys a bit of a cunt sometimes...

YOU'RE a cunt!

Saló - o le 120 giornate di roba squillibrata

ma porchi stronzi!

il povero pasolini c'e l'ha fatta alla grande per il suo ultimo film

eccome!

purtroppo e stato assassinato prima della uscita del film

nelle circonstanze davvero particolari

il film era bannato in vari paesi per decenni

per la sua perversione/offese alle virtu ecc ecc

le solite sciocchezze

e francamente il girone della merda 

non era molto piacevole

ma e l'arte!

quindi bravo PPP

hai fatto un capolavoro

ma non credo che lo guardero di nuovo prestissimo

non dire

va a caga....

Peron, el boludisimo

toda esta charla de indoctrinacion

de la patria

de las generaciones que vienen

de fucking group think

de vestir a los ninos es uniformes marciales

son espantosos

no es por casualidad

que hacen eco 

de los fascistas alemanes y italianos

claro que fue de moda

en este epoca

pero 

si un dia tu lider

esta campion de los sindicatos

y el otro 

es manipulador en jefe de los servicios secretos

hay que preguntar

que representa?

no piensen!

no pregunten!

siguen y basta!

(al menos no invadio a la polonia)

Beavis & Butthead do no. 32 - Motörhead -

- "How come Lemmy has those two big coco puffs stuck to his cheek?

- "Because it looks cool"

Go to London, I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated...

... Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway.

 

A Statement of Intent (of imbecilic incompetent cuntery)

thwak!

desk of sport

in the 19th and early 20th centuries

a popular sport in lancashire

was clog fighting!

it involved kicking your opponent in the shins

while wearing wooden clogs

which were often sharpened or had metal attached

until one of the competitors cried

'sufficient!'

bloody shinned cristos on a segway!

 

The Innocents (ou pas)

en ironisk tittel eller hva?

spooky little fuckers...

Semper Fatuum

freedom is the only way, yeah!

fittipaldi corre per fratelli d'italia come candidato all'estero

 

che cretino dalle basette gigantesche

spero che il suo patetico ritardato veicolo del cazzo si esploda alla partenza

vai tomar no cu!

Måneskin - VENT'ANNI (o meno) di qualsiasismo

allora

dopo piu di un anno di vederli menzionati sul feis 

da quando hanno vinto il trashovision

mi sono rimasto cosi

wao que competenza
come sono famosi per il euroschifo, avevo degli idea specifici di come sarebbero stati
ma no.. non sono patetici
cmq
non ce niente di originale

prende un po di interpol
e mette un po di yeah yeah yeahs
poi qualche goccia di the strokes
e un dash di ligabue

e eccoli

una banda adeguata

e basta

Beavis and Butthead do no.31- shaggy

- what is this, this accent hes talking?

- dumbass, its foreign

¡Viva la República de Cangurolandia!

stonking gig thatll be

 

but no

it wont

not for me anyway

ive been waiting for this gig for years

had my tix sitting in my inbox for months

new songs from new album to flog

new lineup to smash it

(with two drummers!)

and legendary new guitarist 

taking the place of legendary old guitarist

making this version of the crunch

something of an oz supergruppo

of course

like all old bastards

i still wish it was the original lineup

from the belle epoque

with bully boy spot on the drums

jamming good with weird and gilly

but im not THAT sad of a bastard 

who demands that time stands still 

so i can witness exactly what blew my mind at the end of the victorian era

and those are truly plentiful

when it comes to bands like these

- yeah i mean, after bestie left the beatles

they were never the same

they sold out man

or 

- ive got the third acetate audio microfiche of the first single

from andy lovely and the jubblies

all that wax cylinder shite is for try hards

nevermind all that bollocks

i was still keen to dig it and wiggle a bit from side to side

the few newies ive come across sound promising

so i was (un)guardedly emozionato about the show

and the reviews of the current tour have been ravey wavey

alas

it was not (to) essere

so its

left me lying here with you, tristesse