worst ... album... ever

 

scientists in japan invent...

a 'slightly sweaty' finger

kawaii!

 

en bølgen? en jævla stor bølgen!

det er hvordan man lager en katastrofefilm uten infantil nasjonalistisk hestedrit

det er ikke fantastisk, men det er solid underholdning uten gringo-tull!

and the award for outstanding shithousery of the month goes to...

australian goalie (and meme), andrew redmayne pulled off all kinds of exceptional maggotry in the world cup quali play off penalty shoot out against peru... not content with dancing around like a clown on his line (earning him the nickname the grey wiggle), wasting time and being a right shit to the peruvian penalty takers...

he also spotted that the opposition goalie had cheat notes with his water bottle and subsequently threw the offending items into the stands...

he then proceeded to save the first sudden death penalty and australia qualified for the finals in humanrightslandia  (and pocketed $12M gringo dolares)

che fucking mito!

beavis and butthead do no. 27 - peter gabriel

can you spank a sea monkey?

its a shame about polly, oh yeah!

rando fact of the week/month-

The woman on the cover of The Lemonheads 1992 album, “It’s A Shame About Ray” is actress Polly Noonan, who was also the girl on the bus during the end of “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”

talk about being at the epicentre of gringo cool in the mid 80's - early 90's

 

los gases mexicanos...

 

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (or is it adaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?)

karl was always my fave max brother

Beavis and butthead do. no.25 - curve

hey beavis do you, like, have a raincoat?

ar goll mewn cyfieithiad

wel dyna oedd shit!

 

even a simpleton stopped clock is correct every 20 years (by accident)

fucking pagliaccio

alors, je prends ce coin ici..

et deux petites parties pour vous

une partie pour eux

et deux pour eux la-bas, avec l'accent drole

et un petit mourceau pour ces gars la-bas dans le coin...

(mais seulmente parce qu'ils ont les moustaches sympas)

mais pour les personnes qui sont deja sur place?

vous rigolez ou quoi?! mdr!

donc, est-ce que je faisais?

ah ouais

celle piece pour les types qui savent faire le bon frommage

si non...

beavis and butthead do no.26 Michael Jackson

if he keeps touching himself hes going to break his other hand...

High road to ex yugoslavia 35 years on

dashing olde tom selleck missed out on being indy 500 jonesing

so as recompense

they made this horsey chestnut for him

and as planned

he dashed all over it

with his tache due plenty of credit

alongside a sexy/feisty blonde

it worked out pretty well

was it as fab as a young lime thought back in the mists of time?

not really

but as an indy light(s)

it proved entertaining

it swashed several buckles

had charming old proppy aeroplanes buzzing about 

and did a handy job of converting the balkans 

into a passable version of various parts of asia

3.5 opposable digits (including 0.5 for sentimentality)

The Beatles: Get thee in my behind

well

that was longue

214 hours approx.

of longue hair

of rampant sideburns

of daft moustaches

of worse clothes (georges floral booties?!)

of yoko loitering (but not being a meddling monster)

of paul trying to motivate

of george getting his hump

or ringo sounding like my mate ollie

of johns nose gradually caving in

of quasi vinyl tappish moments

of multitudes of hangers on

of surprisingly humility

of rapier wit

of astonishing creativity

of 'i just came up with this.. what do you think?' and its fucking outstanding

of will they-wont they break up?

sorry, we dont do spoilers

(except when we fucking well do)

what ted said...

what are ya? yob or wanker?

You're a yob or you're a wanker

Take your fucking choice

So who is your favourite genius?

James Hird or James Joyce?

Wankers once used mobile phones

But now that's sort of changing

And yobs once lived in cottage homes

Ain't social change amazing?

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker...

moto2 portugal - alors les gars, c'etait qui que a chie' sur la piste au premier virage?

en effet... merde alors!

il mondo e fucking fottuto ex.1

 brian henry hooper is gone

he was a legend in his own right

with several quality solo albums

AND he played in the legendary beasts of bourbon and the almost equally legendary surrealists with kim salmon plus charlie marshall and body electric and more

but because we live in a world of barbarian heathens

that plough state cash into casinos, developers and other mindless corporate wank

he had to suffer the indignation 

of working in the soul destroying sweat shop entities called call centres

a perverse universe of dehumanising capitalist toss speak of first world consumerism

fuck them and fuck you

beavis and butthead do no. 24 - grant lee buffalo

is this another video with big muppets?