I've been so lonely, girl, I've been so sad and down.
Couldn't understand why haters joked around
I wanted to be free with other creatures like me
And now I got my wish...
'Cuz I know that I'm a gay fish gay fish (Gay fish, yo)...
Monday, January 31, 2022
Saturday, January 29, 2022
Monday, January 24, 2022
spot the twat no.13 bonobnoxious
musical champion of smugness, bonobo pox - looking like like a smug twat. (his natural state)
irish megatwat paul hewson aka bonobnoxious has recently claimed that he hated the bands name, most of their songs and the sound of his own voice.
has he joined the views of the rest of the planet with this statement? could this be a sign of self awareness from the most tedious bellend in music?
no, hes probably trying this new 'humble' schtick in an attempt to stay relevant. the twat.
a couple of examples of his galactic sized twattery over the years-
here he is accidentally getting something correct-then chickening out like the big girls blouse he his -
He had a go at Chris Martin from Coldplay, and then backtracked:
I think he’s that good a melodist, but he’s a wanker… He’s obviously a completely dysfunctional character and a cretin.
Then he changed his mind:
I think they [Coldplay] are a great band and actually, it turns out he’s a great soul as well. Sorry about that. I was just joking entirely.
'This is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black or more specifically a super-wanker calling a semi-wanker a wanker hypocrisy.'
and here he is trying to be cool by singing a bit in spanish-
malparido cabron...
Thursday, January 20, 2022
Tuesday, January 18, 2022
Friday, January 14, 2022
britain was fab in ending slavery in the early 19th century, wasnt it?
NO
in 1807 the slave trade act banned the sale of slaves in the british empire
in 1833 the slavery abolition act banned slavery in the british empire
but
it was only gradually over 6 years
and
The slaves received no compensation
but
in 1833, 20 million pounds - 40 percent of the national budget was used to buy freedom for slaves.
the money was paid to slave owners, many of which were filthy rich families
how many of those families and their descendants are the six toed, born to rule pony fuckers that rule the nation today?
much of this money was borrowed and this debt was not paid off by the taxpayers until 2015!
so fucking NO
Wednesday, January 12, 2022
Monday, January 10, 2022
Sunday, January 09, 2022
Friday, January 07, 2022
Wednesday, January 05, 2022
Sunday, January 02, 2022
coulda shoulda woulda no5 - santorini/akrotiri
the place - santorini, cyclades islands, greece
the protaganist - some muppet
the opportunity lost - see the ruins of akriti, a minoan city destroyed by a super volcano in C16th BCE
the cause - being a muppet
lessons learned - probably not
Friday, December 31, 2021
Thursday, December 30, 2021
Tuesday, December 28, 2021
as we enter the third year...
I find covid's attention seeking pandemic based twattery even more annoying than years one and two...
Monday, December 27, 2021
Sunday, December 26, 2021
Thursday, December 23, 2021
Tuesday, December 21, 2021
Sunday, December 19, 2021
le meilleur napoleon etait napoleon 2
il n'a pas invade la russie en l'hiver
il n'e s'est pas echape de l'egypte en laissant derrier lui de centaines de milliers de ses troupes
il n'a pas auto-couronne empereur
il n'a pas commence aucune guerres (bon, c'est difficile a faire en deux semaines)
il n'a pas invade le chidolande
personne n'a pas lancer une rumeur sur combien de testicules il a avait.
il etait le meilleur parce que il n'a rien fait!
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