aint no words

equanimity

peccadillo

portent

interstice

verbose

In balneis Fitzroy romanus est?

ever been to baaaaarth in britannia superior?

its a very prity city

full of gorgeous george architecture

the main attraction is obviously the roman baths

the romans famously always had THE plan when they set up new towns

amphitheatres, fora, arenas, temples etc

all over their huuuuge empire

from cilicia to numidia

the dacia to caledonia

another of those essential elements are the baths

with heated water!

what is less known is that the romans also got as far as straya mate

where, as ever, they set up their planned town

in the region previously known as ngar-go

and now known as fitzroy

qui causam potuisset scire?

el marron dorado

los pinches estranguladores?

il tacchino e lo stivale vecchio

per tanti anni la rai era trasmetteva il formula uno

e come il formula uno e' molto amato in italia

grazie alla ferrari

lo transmettava sul canale principale

rai uno

dah dah!

e visto che lo seguo da sempre

e non serve una maestria completa della lingua per caprire che succede

io guardavo ogni gara

(e l'orario non faceva schifo, immaginatevi!)

nei primi anni due milla

i due ospiti erano due esempi perfetti

della cultura di celebrita del fama televisuale

(per fortuna era prima dell'epoca degi infuckingfluencer

non erano esperti sportivi

(neanche esperti in nessun altro senso)

questi due gli chiamavo (senza affetto) per ragioni visuali ovvie

il tacchino

(amedeo goria)

e

lo stivale vecchio

(paola ferrari)

no ho il piu pallida idea che fanno adesso

(ma sono sicuro che faranno uno schifo tremendo)

e ne sono contento

andate a fanculo deficienti!

LEVIATHAN

a bleached whale skeleton on a windswept beach

a corrupt politician

a dysfunctional family

an alcoholic father

living in a desirable location

a visiting former comrade, now lawyer

shit tons of wodka

standover tactics become violence

a chilly barbacoa

playing with firearms

lovers caught in flagrante

someones dead!

(its not the whale)

the right words to say

 

alacrity

inveterate

heinous

dogmatic

kinetic

You have to say what Cornflakes mean to you in 10 words

so i said...

i saw the news today, oh for fucks sake

 

upon a quick squizzage at the online news

the first titles that grabbed attention

reminded me that jarvis had, has and always will have raisons...

after (historically) recently invading and illegally annexing crimea

(to add to the collection of donbass, south ossetia, abkhazia and transnistria)

putains russia are now complaining about ukraine including 'their' territory on the the ukrainian national football kits (in the form of a map) at the upcoming european championships

AAAAND

following the news that gringolandia

which has led the rampant international corporate theft via tax avoidance

(not mentioning the rape of the planet, oops...)

had proposed a way to make such corporate scum pay an insignificant amount of tax

the british government wants an exemption 

for the 'city of london'

home to some of the worlds biggest corporate thieves

so their pet ladrones will continue their looting unhindered

for further tales of bared faced brass necked cuntery

open your fucking eyes

vainas /weas obvias

 

simple words

ostensible

roister

mercantile

quisling

symbiosis

pretty words

doggerel

peripatetic

iniquity

invidious

manifest

Beavis And Butt-Head do no. 13 Madonna

beavis youd do your old white haired grandma if you got the chance...

where you been

Estimated time of arrival 9.30 a.m...

As we enter the twentieth month...

 

I find covid's attention seeking pandemic based twattery even more annoying than months ten to nineteen...

right thoughts right words

remiss

diatribe

usurp

enervate

stultify

fitba fitba fitba!

unheard words

 

ribald

putative

spurious

convoluted

miasma

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yeeees! THAT was a goal! (or so i heard)

 

in november 2007

the world was a very similar place

vaguely spherical and with a lot of knobs on it

in not at all sunny london

i had just staggered off a plane from tropical venezuela

and copped that familiar juddering freezing feeling which arrives as you go up the walkway from the plane

which blighty almost never fails to provide

upon being safely ensconced above the lavatorial brazos pub in brixton

in the company of my beloved C

she agreed to accompany me to a posh bit of town 

to see a fitba game

it was a friendly match between straya mate and naughty nigeria

as we crossed the mean tubes of london

to the badlands of fulham

I, shivering in giallo

still high from voyage

blathered at her with stories of venezlandia

and spouted my newly improved shit spanish

craven cottage was a delight

still retaining old skool stands etc

and the socceroos won 1-0

against those dastardly nigerians

sadly we missed the goal

as we were quaffing our overpriced beers on the stairs

because for some daft reason

they didnt let you drink in the stands

apparently the goal was a scorcher

a 25 metre thunderbastard from david carney

but we only heard the muffled roar

of the (presumably) drunken australian backpackers

from the bowels of the stand

but it was all good

despite the climatic/horological befuddlement

i got to witness my national team play 

and win!

(against a team that wasnt shit)

and i was back in baby's arms...

briefly 

before it was time for the next bus/train/plane

...

Beavis & Butthead do no.12 Chris Isaak

is this like one of those commercials for alvin klein?

williams last words

 

succumb

excrescence

incubus

erudite

succubus