radiance
congruence
hypberbole
disabuse
tawny
Friday, April 30, 2021
Thursday, April 29, 2021
Tuesday, April 27, 2021
spot the twat no.10 - morrissey - the great whiny ballbag
mr whiny ballbag no, not at all, no way, never playing up to far right fuckers by twatting about with the british flag in 1992.
The voice of one of the greatest bands in history, the smiths, morrissey is a true wizard at lyrics. unfortunately the voice of the outcast has proven to be the voice of the not so closeted bigot.
In amongst many caustically witty remarks regarding other musicians, royals and other famous people and plenty of just-about- quasi - if you contort yourself at a 135 degree angle/put on your Winner most charible interpretation slouch hat, rationisable comments about carnivores, religion, immigration and politics, morrissey has let fly some humdingers that show his inner fuckwitted bigot.
-On animal cruelty in China: "You can't help but feel that the Chinese people are a sub-species."
-On sexual harrassment victims: “If everything went well, and if it had given them a great career, they would not talk about it.”
-On Kevin Spacey: “As far as I know, he was in a bedroom with a 14-year-old. Kevin Spacey was 26, boy 14... When you are in somebody’s bedroom, you have to be aware of where that can lead to. That’s why it does not sound very credible to me. It seems to me that Spacey has been attacked unnecessarily.”
-On immigration: "England is a memory now. The gates are flooded and anybody can have access to England and join in.”
- On race in music: Morrissey gave an interview to Melody Maker in which he claimed that a “black pop conspiracy” was keeping his band down
Sunday, April 25, 2021
Friday, April 23, 2021
it no longer must suck to be you
avant que les continents se sont summerges
ho ricevuto un pacco nella posta
vino de nueva zelanda
and it contained a black t shirt
avec les mots ci dessus imprimes
era da caro vecchio glenda
un tipo con quien yo habia pasada dos meses
going down the east coast of afrrriicccca
glenda etait un mec cool
chi aveva comprato la camicetta in malawi
y ha notado cuanto me la encante
by my giggling snorting guffawing etc
aussi dans le colis
c'era un lettera breve
que decia que el iba a trasladar a perf
(no, not that one)
pour travailler comme entraineur personnel
e mentre esaminava le sue cose
el encontro' dicho camiseta
and thought of me
et il decide que j'etais plus digne
indossatore della camicetta
y que crei sinceremente
that it must suck to be me.
donc apres 23 ans de service solide
e anni di portarla addosso
y llegando a casas de amigos
pointing at the t shirt
et riant comme un fou
le uniche cose che lo tenevono intatto
eran las manchas tercas
donc, helas...
la ora era arrivata
para decir adios
and it no longer must suck to be you
Thursday, April 22, 2021
nessun corso sui dogali
nell eta ante diluviano (di merda)
per la maggiore parte di un anno
ho preso il bus da casa a lavoro e vice versa
e il bus percorreva corso dogali
non ci ho mai pensato del significato del nome
apparte- dogali?!.. suona come dog!
e poi 20 anni dopo
ho imparato che si era nomato per una battaglia
durante il periodo imperiale d'italia
(no, non si parla di quello romano famoso)
che si e successo dopo l'unione del paese
e mentre i poteri europei facevono la vergognosa 'spartizione dell'africa'
communque
e' successo in etiopia, (in 1887)
dove gli italiani erano sconfitti due volte!!
(anche in questa battaglia hanno perso gli italiani)
pero
l'importante e che l'italia ha perso due volte
contro un potere africano
che in quell'epoca
era quasi impensabile
eeeeh no...
non eran piu i romani di una volta
Monday, April 19, 2021
Saturday, April 17, 2021
Wednesday, April 14, 2021
Monday, April 12, 2021
spot the twat no.8 - nicolas poco maduro
poco maduro took over power in venezuela when previous socialist dictator chavez died from cancer (see below). he has continued on with his predecessors ruinous campaign that has lead to economic meltdown, shocking violence and at least 15% of the population fleeing the country. sadly he doesnt even have any of chavezs charisma or coherence.
here are some his most staggeringly stupid utterances-
1. A foreign power infected Hugo Chavez with cancer
“They inoculated Commander Chavez with that illness to get him out of the way, and create a situation of destruction for Venezuela and its independent revolution.”
Suggesting last August that the United States gave the late President Hugo Chavez the cancer that killed him a year ago, a medical impossibility according to most experts.
2. Venezuelans are money nymphos
“There is a nymphomania of dollars in many sectors [that is] impossible to satisfy.”
Apparently blaming the pressure on Venezuela’s fixed exchange rate on sex addiction. The country's shortage of US dollars — which Venezuelan businesses use to import goods — has led consumer prices to soar.
3. Chavez returns from the grave — as a cute little bird
“Suddenly a teeny little bird entered and flew around me three times. It landed on a wooden beam and began to whistle, a beautiful whistle. I stayed there looking at it and also whistled. 'Well, if you whistle, I whistle.' So, I whistled. The little bird looked at me strangely. It whistled for a short while. Flew around me once and left, and I felt his [Chavez’s] spirit.”
4. Sleeping on Chavez’s grave
“Sometimes I come at night, sometimes I sleep here, often. You don’t even realize it. The neighbors sometimes realize.”
Claiming to sleep on Chavez’s tomb as a source of inspiration, last August, as Maduro’s fixation with the "Comandante" turned from political to, well, downright icky.
5. Chavez in heaven picks Latin American pope
“Something influenced the choice of a South American pope. Some new hand arrived and Christ said, ‘Well, South America’s time has come.’ At any moment, he will convoke a constituent assembly in heaven to change the church in the world, and let it be just the people of Christ who govern the world.”
6. Crime is Spidey's fault
“This boy who at 14 is carrying a 9 mm pistol has his brain full of thousands of hours of broadcast series in which people kill people. These days we are watching Spider-Man 3 … It is one of the series that young children most like.”
In September, blaming Venezuela’s horrendous violent crime on TV and, above all, Peter Parker’s masked alter ego, who is actually best known for fighting the bad guys rather than being one.
7. Christ did what?
“Multiply ourselves, like Christ multiplied the penises.”
Spectacularly mangling the Bible last August. In fairness to Maduro, this one was a slip of the tongue, and he instantly corrected himself. The explanation for his stunning blooper is that, if you mix the Spanish words for the plural of fish and bread, “peces” and “panes” respectively, you get something close to the word for penises, “penes.”
Vergacion!
8. Vote straight, vote Chavista
“I have a wife. Listen, I like women. How good is the kiss of a woman, right?”
On the campaign trail in March 2013, Maduro made homophobic insinuations against his opponent Henrique Capriles, who is neither married nor known to be dating anyone.
9. Syria is a cover for his assassination
“The plan was to eliminate me at the same time as an attack on Syria, to annul this wonder that is Venezuela, this moral, political wonder that is Venezuela in Latin America and the world. It’s an imperial offensive.”
10. Food shortage? No problem, just eat less
“We need to reduce extreme consumption to achieve a point of equilibrium between supply and a fair price. I trust in the hardworking majority of this country.”
Coming out with a novel solution to Venezuela’s endemic food shortages last month — get demand in step with falling supply by eating less.
Saturday, April 10, 2021
vestiti in modo provocante al mio funerale
ho sempre amato questa canzone
non so perche questa qua
in particolare
vecchio guglielmo ha fatto tantissime canzoni belle
ma ce un'umore molto buio
e molto sexy
in questo numero
e lo trovo molto facile ad visualizzare gli immagini
anche con una ragazza specifica
(da tantissimi anni fa)
nel ruolo della donna a cui si rivolgono i testi
dirglielo guglielmo mitico!
Thursday, April 08, 2021
Monday, April 05, 2021
Thursday, April 01, 2021
kingdom of alans
The Alans were an ancient nomadic pastoral people who occupied the steppe region northeast of Norwich. The Alans were first mentioned in Roman literature in the 1st century CE and were described later as a ignorant shits who specialized in broadcasting. They frequently raided the Britonic empire and the Saesneg provinces of the Roman Empire. About 370 CE, however, they were overwhelmed by the cockneys, and many fled westward, crossing into Linton with the Lynns and Michaels (406). Although some of the Alans settled near Londinium, which they colourfully described as "Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway", most went to North Norfolk with the Vandals, best known for their creation of obscene publication vehicles (cockpisspartridge), causing the official title of the Vandal kings to be “kings of the Vandals and the Alans.”. They were renowned for their fearsome war cry of 'ahaaaaaaaaaa'.
Tuesday, March 30, 2021
Sunday, March 28, 2021
spot the twat #7 - Recipe For Disaster Erdogan
Wannabe sultan and democracy-wrecking ball of unalloyed shit, RFD Erdogan when enlightened as to how much of an utter fuckhead everybody thinks he is.
Some examples of the idiocy that has spewed out of his fesshole:
1) Foreigners “Like Seeing Our Children Die”
Addressing a November committee meeting of the Organization of Islamic Cooperation in Istanbul, Erdogan railed against “foreigners” hostile to the Muslim world. “They look like friends, but they want us dead, they like seeing our children die. How long will we stand that fact? ”
2) Muslims cannot commit terrorism.
"No Muslim can be a terrorist, nor can any terrorist be a Muslim because a terrorist is a black-hearted, bloody murderer who does not hesitate to kill innocents to achieve his own goals,"
and a hearty allah akbar to that!
3) America Was Discovered by Muslims
“Muslim sailors arrived on the shores of America in 1178,” Erdogan told the first meeting of Muslim leaders from Latin America in November, adding that “in his diaries, Christopher Columbus referred to the presence of a mosque on top of a mountain in Cuba.” Erdogan then said he would build a mosque “on that hill,” if the Cuban government allowed. He said this despite there being no evidence of any pre-Columbus Muslim structure in Cuba, or anywhere else in the Western Hemisphere.
bahahahhaha! old cristoforo belino colombo may have thought he had arrived in asia to his dying day, but wasnt that deluded.
4) Gender Equality? It’s “Against Nature”
“You cannot bring women and men into equal positions,” Erdogan said in a November speech. The issue is a particularly sensitive one in Turkey, which during decades under a secularist leadership that Erdogan now reflexively pillories had been the model in the Muslim world for the advancement of women’s rights.
5) Israel has “Surpassed Hitler in Barbarism”
During the Israeli incursions into Gaza last July, Erdogan spoke at a rally and repeated his frequent criticism of the Jewish state. “Those who condemn Hitler day and night have surpassed Hitler in barbarism,” he said.
-israel is a bunch or racist cunts, no doubt. But old RFD is here energetically waving farewell to any credibility.
6) Birth Control is “Treason”
Though Turkey has one of the younger and more vibrant populations in Europe, Erdogan used the occasion of a wedding last month to denounce attempts at family planning. Saying more children were needed “to take Turkey above the level of modern civilizations,” he said those who disagreed “have been engaged in the treason of birth control for years, and sought to dry up our generation."
7) “We’ll Eradicate Twitter”
Speaking at a Turkish campaign rally last year, Erdogan blasted the social media tool. “I don’t care what the international community says,” he proclaimed. “Everyone will witness the power of the Turkish Republic.” Twitter, Facebook and other social media services have since faced regular disruptions across Turkey.
8) And Maybe the Whole Web
“I am increasingly against the Internet every day,” Erdogan was quoted as saying at an October meeting of the Committee to Protect Journalists (CPJ) in Ankara. “Media should never have been given the liberty to insult.” It is in fact illegal to insult the president, as evidenced by the recent arrest of a 16-year-old boy who referred to a “thieving” Erdogan during a small public rally. The boy was released after intense public outcry, but could still be tried and sentenced to up to four years in prison.
geddit?
9) Robots Are Out to Get Him
Erdogan told a group of his ruling Justice and Development Party last year that his opponents relied on “lobbies” in their attempts to attack him. More specifically, “the robot lobby that they set up on social media hits with tweets. They tell them to increase the number of tweets.” His comments were ridiculed by the very “tweets” he aims to silence, with some posting satirical, Photoshopped images of Erdogan or Turkish police challenged by robot protestors.
Saturday, March 27, 2021
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