Friday, June 08, 2018

everything flows





yes this blog lives, fucking barely

cmq, how biutiful is this word and its etymology?

just like honey....

mellifluous (adj.)

early 15c., "sweet, pleasing" (of an odor, a style of
speaking or writing, etc.), from Late Latin mellifluus"flowing
with (or as if with) honey," from Latin mel (genitive mellis)
"honey" (related to Greek meli"honey;" from
PIE root *melit- "honey")
+ -fluus "flowing," from fluere "to
flow" (see fluent). Melifluously; melifluousness.


Sunday, December 31, 2017

cow fart-brain fart




questa e' un'immagine di un grande testa di cazzo
si chiama antonio cassano
era un calciatore di tanto talento
ma con un cervello da insetto
mi spiace ai tutti i mei lettori insetti
si direbbe un gabbibo
o un deadshit bogan in australia

allora questa foto e da quando lui si e' firmato per giocare con hellas verona nella serie a
e' la maglia con lo sponsor e' perfetto
il fucking metano nord
cioe' quello che scoreggiano le fucking mucche
e come lui e' un fucking scoreggio dal sud
molto fucking terrone
e' perfetto per lui quando arriva nel nord

ps. apparentemente lui si e' scappato dal club prima di giocare
forse perche cercava un club con uno sponsor piu esatto per lui
come Fucking Feci Deficenti




Saturday, December 30, 2017

this a low

wella wella wella
tell you less tell you less
a spiffing most likely total of 9 posts for 2017
didnt even reach double figas
didnt actually reach any figas
tanto per cambiare

its the lowest ever in the dubious underachieving history of this buttlog
ta-rah!


Saturday, December 23, 2017

nobody's getting married, were talking about mary II


yeah its been a while... quite a fucking while
it seems the internet and society in general hasnt fallen apart without these missives of runny horseshit
or has it, you trump loving, brexit voting, imaginary sky-man crusading nob cheeses?
will limebeaver inc save the world from its own mind boggling stupidity 2018?
not fucking likely

Wednesday, July 05, 2017

Friday, April 21, 2017

cabeza de verga...



que equivocado, esa mierda habladora
hay una tercera posibilidad- patria socialista Y muerte...
es lo que hay ahora
y nop, perderan
pero solo despues de que se aseguran que todo el pais pierda con ellos

que fucking verguenza

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

les combien de quoi?


ecoutez, j'adore les livres de dumas, peut-etre il est mon ecrivain francais favori...
et le livre (et aussie la serie) les trois mousquetaires et vraiment genial..
mais il y a un gros probleme
regardez l'image... on voit tres hommes? on voit des mousquets?
pas du tout!
il devrait etre intutile les quatre epeistes! (putain)

Monday, April 10, 2017

stupid white (and brown) men



the womens healthcare summit in trumplandia



the 'girls council' in saudi arabia


notice anything odd?
anything missing?
fucking cunts

Thursday, April 06, 2017

las elecciones ecuadorianas

quien va a ganar? un pedazo de cuerda o un viejo russo muerto desde hace mas de 90 anos?


ES






CONTRA







y el ganador es...
el russo muerto!!!
woooooooooo!

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

whats great about humidity?

1. absolutely nothing
2. fuck off
3. repeat

Monday, February 27, 2017

Saturday, December 31, 2016

death to 2016 and ironguts

they have both shat their way out of this world...

i know which one i will miss...

Saturday, December 24, 2016

povvo waiting room



for when Tarquin gets a boo boo falling off his horse Rogerio Thunderbuckets during a game of polo...

Sunday, December 18, 2016

further brit silliness involving comestibles and great heights




the most british of extreme sportzzzzzz!

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Sunday, December 04, 2016

Elle s'appelle Edmée !



alors, j'ai vu l'enieme film avec le grande louis de funes, Hibernatus.
et pour l'enieme fois il fait une danse/un chant amusant
regardons...

Friday, November 25, 2016

Thursday, November 24, 2016

outstanding achievement in the field of arse clownery award

Well i fucking never... thought i would encounter a greater pair of utter clowns in politics
than these two twats




but then the year 2016 in all its infinite wisdom shat out an odiously superior combination...



wasn't there something about an outbreak of psychopathic clowns terrorising innocent civilians of late?


Wednesday, November 23, 2016

when ed popped and serenaded


once upon a time
we were living in canterwell
not far from the rotunda
not far from chaucey's pad
rollocking chat him
(if a little crusty)
when one day punk legend and medium pizza hater
Ed showed up with his chitarra
we were just sitting on the porchcouch having a beer
and...
i mean
i was a fan
but to have him show up announced
(not to mention uninvited)
how did he find us?
bit stalky if you ask me...
it was an overcast day
he had his leather jacket buttoned up
and was being his usual imperious moody git self
striking poses and working the 2 person crowd
there on the porch
keeping it acoustic
because there was elderly couple in the next unit
and some privileged nob heads next door
he didnt miss a beat
when the audi driver flew down the driveway to unit 4
it truly was touching
his dedication to us
twas almost a serenadage
he looked into our eyes
from under his floppy fringe
and strummed away
and told us about the way he made us feel
and ooh myyy
he made us feel like we were the only people on the porch...










Monday, November 21, 2016

Let's Go Round There


Shiva Nataraja’s Dance Of Destruction At CERN’s Large Hadron Collider






that dodgy indian science dude in nice was clearly full of shit, the ancient indus valley civilization didnt know nuffink about particles...but tis interesting nonetheless.
destruction/creation and.... going round there...