Wednesday, March 22, 2017

whats great about humidity?

1. absolutely nothing
2. fuck off
3. repeat

Monday, February 27, 2017

Saturday, December 31, 2016

death to 2016 and ironguts

they have both shat their way out of this world...

i know which one i will miss...

Saturday, December 24, 2016

povvo waiting room



for when Tarquin gets a boo boo falling off his horse Rogerio Thunderbuckets during a game of polo...

Sunday, December 18, 2016

further brit silliness involving comestibles and great heights




the most british of extreme sportzzzzzz!

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Sunday, December 04, 2016

Elle s'appelle Edmée !



alors, j'ai vu l'enieme film avec le grande louis de funes, Hibernatus.
et pour l'enieme fois il fait une danse/un chant amusant
regardons...

Friday, November 25, 2016

Thursday, November 24, 2016

outstanding achievement in the field of arse clownery award

Well i fucking never... thought i would encounter a greater pair of utter clowns in politics
than these two twats




but then the year 2016 in all its infinite wisdom shat out an odiously superior combination...



wasn't there something about an outbreak of psychopathic clowns terrorising innocent civilians of late?


Wednesday, November 23, 2016

when ed popped and serenaded


once upon a time
we were living in canterwell
not far from the rotunda
not far from chaucey's pad
rollocking chat him
(if a little crusty)
when one day punk legend and medium pizza hater
Ed showed up with his chitarra
we were just sitting on the porchcouch having a beer
and...
i mean
i was a fan
but to have him show up announced
(not to mention uninvited)
how did he find us?
bit stalky if you ask me...
it was an overcast day
he had his leather jacket buttoned up
and was being his usual imperious moody git self
striking poses and working the 2 person crowd
there on the porch
keeping it acoustic
because there was elderly couple in the next unit
and some privileged nob heads next door
he didnt miss a beat
when the audi driver flew down the driveway to unit 4
it truly was touching
his dedication to us
twas almost a serenadage
he looked into our eyes
from under his floppy fringe
and strummed away
and told us about the way he made us feel
and ooh myyy
he made us feel like we were the only people on the porch...










Monday, November 21, 2016

Let's Go Round There


Shiva Nataraja’s Dance Of Destruction At CERN’s Large Hadron Collider






that dodgy indian science dude in nice was clearly full of shit, the ancient indus valley civilization didnt know nuffink about particles...but tis interesting nonetheless.
destruction/creation and.... going round there...





Friday, November 18, 2016

So Long, not so merry Leonard




well the great geezer leonard has checked out
joining the legendary bowie
and the super talented but bit of a twatty princey
and the 24th bootle george martin
along with any sense of humanity or dignity in gringish politics
in addition to the mass stupidity of twatxit

but hey, why not? a cover by the great man from belinlandia




Friday, November 11, 2016

ya ya!


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Thursday, November 10, 2016

Sunday, November 06, 2016

Saturday, November 05, 2016

he's ace...


Thursday, November 03, 2016

just fuck off bonox



  1. Bono(x) awarded 'Woman of the Year'


  2. Well done , finally breaking through the last glass ceiling faced by nameless, white, super-rich males @glamourmag
  3. HIGHLIGHTS
  4. awful, smug, mediocre prick manages to outtwat himself gloriously.
  5.  peak bonox not achieved with album/virus on apple products.
  6.  award given by the prestigious 'Look at these cunts (you losers)' magazine
world hopes for tiny meteor strike at precisely wherever the fucking turd is

the pretentious squawker wasn't content with Shit of the Decade, Bell End of the Century or Most Hated Arseclown since the Neolithic awards


Wednesday, November 02, 2016

men when were when and answering machines were excitement




de la soul aint dead
not even yet
which is mighty impressive
but back at the crack of the 90's
before the internerd
before the the great the continents sank
you could still go outside...
this song just worked
even for the palest cracker in the paquet
any fool could spend hours trying to put it on their answerving machine
perhaps with a shit copy off the radio
held up in front of the crap micro of the maquina
it might have sounded tinny, distant and shite
but shiiiiit it was the dogs swingers

or so i might have heard

Tuesday, November 01, 2016

a blindness cup

today was melbourne cup day
it was a public holiday in the state of victorylandia
it is widely celebrated around the country
'the race that stops a nation'
vaffanculo

its tortured hoseshit






its full of redneck boys renting suits and being twats
its full of redneck girls wearing fucking ball gowns and stupid hats
the swill come in from the burbs
they play at being 'classy'
get stupidly drunk
and make fucking idiots of themselves
fucking in the carpark
vomiting on eachother
hitting eachother to show how 'tough' they are

all whilst horses are beaten
at least the ones that make it this far without being killed
to get this far theyve been drugged to hell
best hope they dont get injured
thatd be a bullet
one will win
and some rich carnt will take the money
you cant win any more?
thatd be a bullet



fuck the cup.

Saturday, October 29, 2016