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wholly motored batman!

Holy Motors is:
-interesting on occasion
-not without thought provoking moments
-vaguely intelligent
-ultimately pointless
-not short of wankery

(quite a bit in common with this blog!)

meanwhile at filth central (the vatican)

 

 the ex-nazi pope evilled it away from the vatican because he was going to get in trouble for being corrupt scum (not that there was anything wrong with that, it's just that he might have been caught)

 

 

which left all the self-important bullshit peddling fraudsters needing a new Leading Maggot

so they had a big meeting about who was the biggest piece of shit (hard call)

 

and elected (coz Dog magically told them to) a new leader...  Queen (Rock) Spider

 

which somehow seems the perfect symbol for a predatory institution full of paedophiles

 

 

(with apologies to south plank)

 

 

cool shit i has looked at -buildings- no.2

chan chan, la libertad, peru
it's the largest pre colombian city in south america
(nb was not made by giant bees.)

whoeverheardofalimebeaver-for all your high culture needs...

            guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 13 February 2013 19.49 GMT

Swiss Mona Lisa 'is the original'

Art foundation says tests on painting suggests it is da Vinci's earlier version of arguably the world's most famous artwork

    

 An art foundation says that an earlier version of Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa resides in Switzerland. Photograph: Denis Balibouse/Reuters

New tests on a painting billed as the original version of the Mona Lisa have produced fresh proof that it is the work of Leonardo, a Swiss-based art foundation has said.
The tests on his 15th century portrait were carried out by a specialist in "sacred geometry" and by the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in the wake of the Geneva unveiling of the painting, the Isleworth Mona Lisa, last September.
"When we add these new findings to the wealth of scientific and physical studies we already have, I believe anyone will find the evidence of a Leonardo attribution overwhelming," said David Feldman, vice-president of the foundation.
The Mona Lisa in the Louvre for over three centuries has long been regarded as the only one painted by Leonardo, although there have been copies, and claims for the Swiss-held one were dismissed by some experts last year.
But it also won support in the art world, encouraging the Zurich-based Mona Lisa Foundation – an international group that says it has no financial interest in the work – to pursue efforts to demonstrate its authenticity.
Feldman, an Irish-born international art and stamp dealer, said he was contacted after the public unveiling of the portrait – which shows a much younger woman than in the Louvre – by the Italian geometrist Alfonso Rubino. "He has made extended studies of the geometry of Leonardo's Vitruvian Man [a sketch of a youth with arms and legs extended] and offered to look at our painting to see if it conformed," said Feldman.
The conclusion by the Padua-based Rubino was that the Isleworth portrait – named after the London suburb where it was kept by the British art connoisseur Hugh Blaker 80-90 years ago – matched Leonardo's geometry and must be his.
The Zurich institute carried out a carbon-dating test on the canvas of its painting and found that it was almost certainly manufactured between 1410 and 1455, refuting claims that it was a late 16th century copy.

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cool shit i has looked at- buildings- no.1

Kofuku-ji temple, nara, japan
pointy and pretty innit?

the ocsars

for fucks sake
shut up about the ocsars
they are another way for godblessamerica inc. to pretend it is the centre of the whirled
its bullshit
another way for hollywood to pat itself on the back
how generous of them to offer 1 prize to foreign language films
films made in 'american' get 4344 prizes
films made in 'foreign' from the rest of the planet
deserve one...
fuck off
and sad sap twat pack other countries media go along with the idea that it is some kind of world awards
useless
gormless
spineless
brainless
buffoons swallow that shit
like 'world' series baseball
'world' champions of nba
shut fucking up!
i'll start...

the bloody what blues nick?

surely only nicky wicky could write a track called the higgs boson blues and not be deemed a total nob end!
mind you, he's still not as cool as he thinks he is...

plans of rock solid horseshi...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiHd2cTdQr8

stand in the place where you live?

 

there's stand... stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand ... stand!

odd what occurs to the mind when passing albert park on a tram innit?

irony osstrayan style?

in 1967 the prime minister of australia drowned whilst swimming at point nepean in victoria.
months of intrigue followed over his death and his political successor, including many conspiracy theories including that holt was a chinese spy and was picked up by a chinese submarine...
in its wisdom the council of Malvern in Melbourne decided to honour him .... by naming a swimming pool after him..

australians are drug cheats!

'Blackest day in Australian sport' - The Age
Australia's sporting reputation tarnished - The Age
Australia rocked by allegations of drug and crime links in sports
Drugs, crime rife in Aussie sport | Other Sports | Fox Sports

so osstraya is in shock about sportspeople taking drugs!
oh deary deary me!
fancy those nice honest upstanding trew blew, dinky die! australians doing that
they would never do that!
who us?
never!
nasty, different, cheaty people who come from 'other' countries
do those things!

darth twat?

is this really a good thing?
new star wars will be made
great!
but they will be made by evil maggot disney
shit!
the last few lucas ones were rubbish anyway
boo!
so can disney cock them up even more?
possibly!
will they fill them full of goofy storm troopers?
fuck off!
or will they realise there are already massive spin-off merch possibilities and leave well alone?
i fucking hope so!
anything associated with disney korporation of kunts just feels dirty
bastards!
mind you they can't do any worse than lucas and spielberg did to indy!
ouch!

cheating, lying and general being scum

so the piece of shit is finally fessing up to being a cheat. sadly though he probably wont fess up to being a prick, an arsehole, a bully and the lowest of low life...
fuck you!

hairy gnocca and the legend car

blog

blog
blag
blug?
slog
slag
slug
snog
snag
snug
dog
dag
dig dug
flog
flag
flug!
hog
hag
hug
jog
jag
jug
king zog
king zag
king zug...

e gia, il toscano di Dante e' l'italiano di oggi, ma il maremmano no?

Un poesia maremmano

Hazzo, hosa hanti?
Hanto una hanzone maremmano
E' una hanzone di mia harina hasa
Havolo, home si hiama?
Si hiama- hane maremmeno inhazzato
Hucciolo hucciolo
Hane hane
Con la hoda horta
... E' un huore hattivo
Non mi attahha!
Arggghh hazzo
Mi ha holpito
Mi ha morsihhiato hon I denti hulti
Hhe hoglione
Harogna di hacca!

Fucking hane maremmano!

it looks like we might have made it..

To the end... Of 2012

so the world has ended?

nope, this is just maya

a craven affair

A few moons back I jumped off a plane in lahndahn town and went to see an international fitba game.  It was the osstraya sheilaroos versus the Nigeria sectarian death squad at the home ground of Fulham football club, I'd never been there before. I guess it made me a...