space is the place

just in case you were getting a bit self-important today... try some P-E-R-S-P-E-C-T-I-V-E

silver anniversary

or should that be sliver?

do you remember where you were when jfk got shot?

kerblamm

do you remember where you were when man first walked on the moon?

kerpitterpatter

do you remember where you were when this happened?

kerbloooey

turkish soap

is made from turkish ingredients...

yes, he ruddy well did...

54th anniversary party

i went to a party the other night

i was the 54th anniversary of the fall of the unter den linden showbag birthday debacle

there were people

small people

medium size people

and some big people

my favourites were the small people

that could be sizeism

ferris bueller wouldnt approve of that

but he can fuck off

coz he is a fictional character

admittedly an extremely cool one

it was alright

bit of a larf

bit of a knees up

bit of a no sign wine bar on wind street

no, thatd be welsh....

global what the fuck?

it's hot and steamy

it rains all the damn time

you have to swim to the letterbox coz its so humid

the insects are swarming everywhere

the plant life is growing at thrice the normal speed

downtown Kuala Lumpur?

upriver Manaus?

gorilla gawking in the congo?

being a dickhead in bangkok?

fighting a drug fuelled revolution in Medellin?

hocking loogies in hawaiiii?

fucking no!

its absurdly tropical melby...

deconstructing barry

deconstructing barry isnt as hard as it might seem

you only need a few basic tools

a screwdriver (non alcoholic)

a sledgehammer (if things get ugly)

a crowbar

another screwdriver (weak)

a bad attitude

then all one needs to show up in the rose garden of evil

nudge past the phony green tubage

pardon me and excuse me through the variable throngs

past past heroes and onto where you will find him

barry

(it's advisable to pull the plug on him first)

rings around the world

ring, ring

ring, ring

rings around the world...

QI

Guardo spesso in questo periodo il programma QI (che significa Quite Interesting- abbastanza interessante). Il compiere presentatore e' il grande Stephen Fry. Uno degli uomini piu affascinante, intelligente e talentuoso del mondo della tv. Non e' un 'personaggio', uno dei quei tipi deficente che sono famosi pero essere famosi... E' un vero mito... forza signore fry

poi, si impara qualcosa, ogni volta...

the silence of the beavers (lime)

allora questo castoro e' stato piuttosto silenzioso

probabilmente e' stato un mese da quando ho scritto l'ultima post-a

non so perche lo scrivo in italiano.. chissa sarebbe perche in questo periodo ce' una marea di spagnolo e anche francese nella mia testa e mi serve la prattica...

in particolare ne ho bisogno perche fra una decina di giorni provero' a dare una lezione

E se voglio fare una bella figure (almeno non fare una brutta figura) devo avere un italiano abbastanza presente nel cervello.. non pensate?

communque, benvenuto al nuovo (forse) decennio.. o almeno al duemilleundici

speriamo bene che le cose andranno piu liscio in quest' anno

perche francamente mi sono stufato di tutti questi anni di merda.

grazie e buonanotte..

LB

standing around on the fence

some people stand around

some people park it on the fence

and yet...

you could have it all:

WEHOFLB presents your synergetic anti-quixotic way of the future:

(with extra colons):

Standing Around On The Fence

Procrastinate and remain utterly non-committal in one go!

(without urinating on yourself)

the sky has gone out

it'll be back in 15...

the tyranny of pegs..

youve gotta watch out for pegs

they can be quite the tyrant

not in the oldy not totally completely romano way

but in the modern day sense of the term

you know...

Stalinesque

sounds like a tricky record

just with the blood of a few more million on its grooves

yes

its the tyranny of pegs

beware them

they lay in wait

looking for the opportunity to peg out

and take control of your life

rule you mercilessly

beware

the tyranny of pegs

yes jiggida jiggida minister

remains to be seen...

near nazca...

GAVIN AND STACEY

just finished watching the 3 series of gavin and stacey.

It's goodish, but ultimately disappointing.. it had the potential to be brilliant and bolshy, but it ended up being faithful to the Rom in their Com.

Not enough wrongness and too much niceness. which sucks coz it holds out teasers of wrongness, but then fills you up with happy flappy trappy crappy.

Pros

-Stacey is well figa

-Nessa is well wrong

-Rob Brydon is a fucking genius

-lots of general welshyness

-super sexy Julia Davis is around and wrong

-Billericay stables innit?

-dodgy swansea references

Cons

-Gavin has the stupidest fucking haircut

-and whats wif his top buttoned shirts?

-Smithy is supposed to a loveable loser, where he is just a stupid fat twat

-too much "everything is lovely"

-Rob Brydons character is just too fucking nice

-stacey and gavins mum do fucking stupid things and its supposed to be charming, and its fucking annoying

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THINK!

just got to get a little bit of a run up....

here we come...

THINK!

shit fuck arse bollocks!

okay

might need a slightly longer run up

trotting in...

THINK!

shit fucking cuntfuck arse bastard!

perhaps if its approached from the other side

gently does it...

THINK!

goddam motherfucker fucking prick!

maybe all is needed is the standing start

in we come...

THINK!

fuck fuck fuckity fuck shit!

could be all is needed is to sneak up on it

quietly does it...

THINK!

shitting fucking bastarding stronzo!

could there be no possible way?

minGing

datsun skyline-the worst film ever?

abysmal acting? shit plot? predictable outcome? diabolical film?
YES
BUT
what is ultimately depressing is that if your your country was in hollywood's situation, would it do any better? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

news everybody

latest world news...

1) israel has agreed to stop stealing MORE land TEMPORARILY by not building any more ethnic cleansing land grab apartments TEMPORARILY as godblessamerica has bribed them by giving them more state-of-the-killing-art fighter planes and other weapons to continue terrorising their neighbours and the rightful owners of their land.

2) Prince nobody-gives-a-fuck is getting married to some rich over-privileged bint and that is massively important..

thankfully kim gordon is still around to save us all...