The Place Where Pissed Bastards Hang Out At

would be a pub
but it isnt
and probably will never be
catchy name though
for a public house...

Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super Off Road...

Play Retro Games

an oceanic misnomer

written off the edge
closed around the rear
he told the story
again and again
full of mudpie
why not a beast of a boy
so dreams might come true
dinner of drama
flowers on fire
the train pulls up
portent of lost powers
what do you remember about black cabs
it keeps him occupied
the doors open it backwards
another long walk
another stranger in a strange land
another million stories not untold
carapace slightly, barely scratched
if at all
the same plotline
the same narrow field of view
retelling the same tale
pass on the scarfaces
dont mess with the messenger

just

senso unico.. che noioso

una vita in senso unico
che noia
una conversazione in senso unico
che palle
une storia in senso unico
che cosa?
una interazione in senso unico
che cazzo?
una verdura in senso unico
che cavolo
una strada in senso unico
che sfida
un gioco in senso unico
che rottura
un compromiso in senso unico
che spreco

il solito senso unico
io ci vivo in una via senso unico
con tante storie in senso unico
il senso unico puo andare a fottersi..

the entire universe is in this blog

thought it'd be a bit bigger, maybe as big as patrick swayze's hair....

Great goats of history No.6

Mr Horntastic, Shaggy the Mountain Goat in Lithograph of Mountain Goat, by H Weir, 1871

lies, lies, lies...

lies!
keep lying
tell me a story
tell me a fairy tale
tell me a lie
and another lie
then a few more lies
you know thats what i want to hear
its obvious
im asking for it
you can tell by my short shrift
more lies
please
more
and more lies
lies!

simon and carbuncle

theres a hip new band coming your way soon..
its Simon and Carbuncle!
nothing to do with bridges or big silly hair
no excessive brown or beige apparel
(unless requested)
no being tuneful and melodic but ultimately trapped in the '70s
no
no
no
no
absolutely not
Simon and Carbuncle are here to rock your world with synergy
without regard for its possible meaning
you thought you knew Simon
but this one has thrown off the old shell
and together with his or her musical soulmate Carbuncle
and is ready to blow your mind
Carbuncle is mostly known for writing most of the greatest songs of the last thirty years
he took all the money whilst pop poppets took all the drugs and fame
she wrote tracks for artistes as varied as Cyndi Lauper, Pulp, Motorhead and Black Flag.
but is now ready for all the panty flinging acclaim that is long overdue
Simon and Carbuncle will bogart your boogie
coming soon to a podiatrist stadium venue near you...

great goats of history No. 5

'Heidi the Goat Snogger' from Jessie Wilcox Smith's 1923 children's book illustration.

viva el presidente!

y si...
la espana ha vencido el mundo y la copa del mundo
felicidades espanoles..
es la primera vez que la espana logre eso
despues de haber ganado la copa europea hace dos anos
estan oficialmente el equipo mas fuerte del mundo
despues de llegar en madrid han ido a ver el rey (!!!) y el primero ministro
por recibir las felicidades oficiales
entonces fueron mas de un millon de personas en las calles
para festejar la victoria y ver el equipo en un desfilo de ocho horas
estuvieron en un autobus de doble piso
como los de londres
pero obviamente con el techo removido
asi los juegedores podrian saludar las multidudines
en final han llegado en el centro de la ciudad donde estaba un escenario
con muchas celebraciones, musica, bailas y fuegos artificiales
la cosa mejor es que ganó jugando un juego bonito
a la opuesto de los holandeses que han jugado un juego feo
lo que es muy triste despues de ser el pais que inventó el football totál!
viva la tiki taka...

the four corners of your mind

thats what soldiers actually fight for
mentoring team alpha
its the way we must do our business
popalzai exists in every office
enemies of the power
ink blot of influence
who leave in august
across from patrol base trg
it is another day of fatigue and frustration
we stepped off at about five thirty am
and theres the dog
just calling in a nine liner now
unfortunately that was the end of it

what happened next? - Shpalman, that's what happened

Le Vibrazioni tribute to australias first female PM

Osstraya has a new prime minister, who has a lot going for her... shes a chick, she was born in Wales and shes an atheist.. Italian band Le Vibrazioní released Dedicato a te, Giulia- (Dedicated to you-Julia) 7 years ago in honour of the achievement...

Great goats of history No.4

Stone Free, the famously baffled goat was the creation of Sumerian master stonesmiths (or a 7 year old child)

vale lionelcino...

He was a good micio
he was a bouncy micio
he was a scratchy micio
he was a door hanging micio
he was an inside micio
he was a funky micio
he was a comedy micio
he was a friendly micio
vale lionelcino!

Great goats of history No.3

Jacob 'The Convicted Goat Botherer' with the Daughters of Laban by Louis Gauffier (1787)
Note the apprehensive expression on the goat's face as it seeks to escape from the onrushing and excited Jacob.

put thet un your chully bun...

yes they do sound this fucking stupid...

Great goats of history No.2

Constellation of Capricorn by Alexander Mair or "Seagoatvis" was famed for his ability to float boats.

great goats of history No. 1

"Trevor The Goat", Mughal painting from 1607.
The model later became a particularly spicy Goat Saag.

mechanically recovered meat

this is what goes into your hot dogs, sausage rolls and grossburgers! etc..