Friday, December 20, 2024
doctor juvenal
doctor juvenal was a cool dude
he drove us all about the salaar de uyuni
with a big smile on his face
he didnt really speak english
and none of us spoke quechua
but his spanish was good
my average italian meant i could communicate a bit
so as usual the babel fish did the vast majority of the work
the quebecoise could also get by a bit
but the bogans up the back had no hope
he was funny too
he made an ongoing joke for days about about maggots big hair
saying 'pollo!, pollo! and giggling like a school kid
it took a while before my foetal stage monoglot brain got that he was referring to
his hair being like a roosters comb...
poyo! poyo!
points at head
tick tick tick
poyo? poyo?
tick tick tick
ahhhhhh!
pollo!
bahahahhahha
pollo! pollo!
for a seeming eternity a line from a song came into my head
but i coudnt figure out what it was from
or even what the lyrics were
i just kept singing
doctor juvenal!
doctor juvenal!
and calling him doctor juvenal....
none the wiser as to who what why where when or whow
as it was in an age of scarce internet
just the odd internet cafe in big towns
or zero on the altiplano
it was only months later that it occurred to me...
Wednesday, December 18, 2024
death of a gentleman
or
Q - is the death of a sporting tradition by rampant south asian capitalist arrogance worse/better than by rampant whitey capitalist arrogance?
A - no, its equally fucked
Monday, December 16, 2024
Friday, December 13, 2024
Orcas wear salmon as hats
orcas wear salmon as hats
dolphins get high on puffer fish
sawfish team up to fell kelp forests
lobsters make envelopes of flathead
crabs have been known to mock oysters
octopodes dont believe in tuesdays
belugas have been trained for spy missions
southern scallops will deny having met harold holt
hammerheads hang with the nicest people
flying fish worry about bouncing bombs
seals can detect torpedoes
and
splash may not be based on a true story...
Monday, December 09, 2024
Saturday, December 07, 2024
¿la cucaracha no tiene... qué?
la cucaracha es una cancion espanol antigua
hay muchas versiones
pero la mas chida es una del periodo revolucionario mexicano
Esa versión, popular entre los soldados villistas, contiene significados políticos ocultos, como es común en las canciones revolucionarias. La cucaracha representa al presidente Victoriano Huerta, un borracho notorio que fue considerado un villano y traidor debido a su participación en la muerte del presidente revolucionario Francisco Madero.
ademas se trata de drogarse!
Thursday, December 05, 2024
Tuesday, December 03, 2024
Sunday, December 01, 2024
Friday, November 29, 2024
Want me to cut out this infernal racket?
notare bene - shit phone does not do justice to infernal racket
Monday, November 25, 2024
Saturday, November 23, 2024
i pensieri inediti del micio
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lasciate perdere il lineare b e il manoscritto voynich!
ci vorrebbe una tonnellata di mega stele di rosetta per decifrarli...
Thursday, November 21, 2024
Tuesday, November 19, 2024
SAVE THE GREEN PLANET!
many heroes who saved the earth!
80s super man!
90s man in black!
what about in new millenium?
byung goo from korea!
a nerdy korean guy who believes himself some kind of super hero
who is trying to save the planet from aliens!
one in a mighty powerful position!
or is he just delusional?
unpredictable scrambles for the earth!
beyond imagination!
unique story!
you fucking wot?
Saturday, November 16, 2024
word of the weak - kakistocracy
"government by the worst element of a society," analogy of its opposite, aristocracy, from Greek kakistos "worst," superlative of kakos "bad" (which perhaps is related to PIE root *kakka- "to defecate") + -cracy."
how very timely
Thursday, November 14, 2024
Bir Tawil: No Country For Any Men
coz nobody loves bir tawil
its true
nobody loves bir tawil
not like some rich western wannabe royals do...
Tuesday, November 12, 2024
l'option végétarienne
alors
j'ai envie de quelque chose de leger et sain
donc
je prends une pizza basique
avec juste une pincee de charcuterie
et quelque charcuterie
et seulement un soupcon de charcuterie
mais pas de viande!
on n'est pas des fauves ici!
Saturday, November 09, 2024
Tuesday, November 05, 2024
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives
tantalising thai trippiness
with ghosts at the table!
glowing eyed beings in the dark!
sweaty steamy jungledom!
a water monster goddess!
whacky christmas light like phenomena all about the night forest!
and an ailing uncle boonmee...
Friday, November 01, 2024
(NO) TODOS LO SABEN
pero no es verdad
no todos lo sabian
pocos los sabian
solo despues todos lo sabian
pero antes no!
con la luminosa cruz
y el carismatico bardem
y la hija
hay dos personajes menores pero notables
la (otra) wapa en casa
y el tipo del bar
reconocible da la serie la casa de papel
que siempre tiene el aire de naco
en la espana provincial
con su encanto e idiosincrasias
los enlaces en comunidades pequenas
y las historias familiares
a veces felices
a veces complicadas
de todos modos el lenster, si, lo sabia, el siempre lo supo
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