les bleus ou les blueueueueues?

pendant qu'on parle de foot...

ouaip, c'est genial!

aussi les femmes savent jouer au foot...

bish bash BOSH!

out of the way pasty puny attention seeking scrote!

map tiwb Llundain yn brythonig

rhufeinwyr dwp, sacsoniaid anglo, normaniaid ac ati!

fel y dywedai alan partridge-

Ewch i Lundain, rwy'n gwarantu y byddwch naill ai'n cael eich mygio neu ddim yn cael eich gwerthfawrogi. Daliwch y trên i Lundain, gan aros yn gwrthod, siomiant, cefn drywanu ganolog a parcffordd breuddwydion chwalu. 

potuit haberet, haberet, debet haberet no. 7 volubilis

 

quando ero in morroco

visitando il grand amico ismael

e migliorando il mio francese

volevo visitare tutto

(come sempre)

volevo andare nel sud

e vedere i capri negli alberi

e vedere agadir

a marrakech

la citta turistica piu famosa del paese

(e ci sono stato per una mezz'ora nei sobborghi)

(efuckingviva!)

ma immaginavo che almeno avrei potuto visitare a volubilis

che e vicino a meknes

e avevo progetti di andare a meknes!

volubulis e la rovina di una citta antica berbera/romana

dal terzo secolo!

era facile da visitare da meknes

come una escursione di un giorno

e avevo un giorno libero 

prima di andare al grande tour alla sahara etc

 

ma

non stavo benissimo

e non potevo rischiare a perdere le grande tour

quindi non ci sono andato

queste scelte mi uccidono

l'ho rischiato in sri lanka

ed e andato bene

ma non si fucking sa mai..

sic vale volubilis!

Feathers or Mentalists in Egypt

tough times in old cairo town

but parents get their kid a magic show for his birthday party

the fam are all there

plus some seedy types from dads work

THEN

the magician turns dad into a chicken!

or does he?

they seek him high and low, low, low

but theres only the clucking chicken!

even the magician is baffled...

يا للقرف!

Nairobbery Half Life

country boy with dreams of actordom

goes to nairobbery to make good

immediately gets literally shaken down for EVERYTHING

falls in with local gangsters

things get hasty

things get tasty

things get nasty

things never get pasty

fuck visiting nairobbery for a giggle

mambo? 

jambo? 

boa!

boeing sont des vrais salauds de menteurs

https://www.edpierson.com/podcast

il vaudrait la peine de boycotter ces batards?

c'est sur de voyager dans leurs avions?

je ne sais pas

mais ils sont les grands fils de putain corporatifs muertriers 

Jesus Built My Banger

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true...

back in the land of late 20th century bangers

al jorgensens main gig was ministry

and it was heavy, heavy ministering

a lot of it was a bit too industrial for mine

but this particular banger was monstrously catchy

deserving of maximum volume at ALL times

so

grab a beer

put this tune on your music machine of choice

crank it up to max power 

and jump about like a deranged medieval jester on a spectacular dosage of drugs

hey nonny nonny, yeah fuck it!

french bell end famous for climbing up big things

and taking photos of himself

dies by falling off big thing

that he was climbing up

to take a photo of himself

🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷

there aint no party...

 ...like an etruscan crockery party

existen los idiomas asquerosos?

hace mucho tiempo yo creia que el espanol fuera feo

ya hablaba el italiano y el espanol me parecia italiano equivocado y malhecho

tambien crei que german era gutural y estridente

quizas era por haber visto demasiado peliculas sobre la segunda guerra mundial 

donde los alemanos eran siempre los (muuuuy) malvados

y el ruso tambien me cayo siempre mal

tal vez por razones similares (la media y su lenguaje sobre la guerra fria)

el chino me parecia siempre feo y poco fluido

otra vez era porque mi era acostumbrado al japones

donde casi todas las palabras terminan con un vocale

ahora con mas exposicion a ellos

me encantan todos!

la moraleja de esta cuenta?

la belleza linguistica es totalmente subjectivo....

El Odio - ¿Todo va bien?

la haine es una de las mas fuerte peliculas grabado

y se trata del ODIO

y los problemas 'raciales' en la francia moderna

de los minoridades - los arabes/ musulmanes, los africanos subsaharanios, y lo judeos

que se encuentran en francia en la mayoria por el colonialismo frances

este video se demuestra los desafios que enfrentan

en una manera genial

et non, tout ne va pas bien

pas du tout!

the committee of public safety

 

great name for a punk band that...

much better than the toxic vomit executives

amazing that nobody is using it already

(apparemment il n'y a meme pas en france!)

now i just need to find a bunch of cool, talented people

who can rock out and who are happy to give me a hefty cut for naming rights

for the lucre spinning global juggernaut

it will inevitably become

ca devrait etre super simple...

il parco sud e' forte ancora

si fa abbastanza tempo che il parco sud non mi ha fatto ridacchiare

ma questa puntata mi ha fatto ridere, e come

il principe di canada 

sua moglie famosa

e la loro lotta per la PRIVACY!

being boiled (in a сумка) by the human league

in a gorgeous piece of futurist sci fi distopia

some genius came up with the idea of mashing 

human leagues first single

((before they got all romantico nuevo and conquered the galaxy

(hell, even duran duran were interesting at the beginning))

with footage from the 70s soviet sci fi movie

Otroki vo vselennoy

(teens in the universe)

dig those funky glasses!

beyond the infinite two minutes OR adventures within the droste effect

time travel!

yakuza baddies!

stash of stolen cash!

charming japanese kookiness!

oozing ketchup bottle from stab wound!

general temporal confusion!

素晴らしい!

word of the week - callipygian

 m heh heh...

l'art moderne?

c'est un pièce de pisse...

¿Por cuánto dinero se vendió el microscópico bolso Louis Vuitton?

 el bolso, que es más pequeño que un grano de sal, se ha vendido por 63.750 gringo dólares!

nop,nop, aqui no pasa nada absurdo...🙄

coz im gone in the head!

 

did he suckseed?

did he get swept off to iceland?

did he heed the sirens call?

was he trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob?

and whats the deal with those ludicrous oars?

boh!