Sunday, July 30, 2023

there aint no party...




 ...like an etruscan crockery party



Tuesday, July 25, 2023

existen los idiomas asquerosos?




hace mucho tiempo yo creia que el espanol fuera feo
ya hablaba el italiano y el espanol me parecia italiano equivocado y malhecho

tambien crei que german era gutural y estridente
quizas era por haber visto demasiado peliculas sobre la segunda guerra mundial 
donde los alemanos eran siempre los (muuuuy) malvados

y el ruso tambien me cayo siempre mal
tal vez por razones similares (la media y su lenguaje sobre la guerra fria)

el chino me parecia siempre feo y poco fluido
otra vez era porque mi era acostumbrado al japones
donde casi todas las palabras terminan con un vocale


ahora con mas exposicion a ellos
me encantan todos!

la moraleja de esta cuenta?
la belleza linguistica es totalmente subjectivo....



Sunday, July 23, 2023

El Odio - ¿Todo va bien?





la haine es una de las mas fuerte peliculas grabado
y se trata del ODIO
y los problemas 'raciales' en la francia moderna
de los minoridades - los arabes/ musulmanes, los africanos subsaharanios, y lo judeos
que se encuentran en francia en la mayoria por el colonialismo frances

este video se demuestra los desafios que enfrentan
en una manera genial

et non, tout ne va pas bien
pas du tout!



Wednesday, July 19, 2023

the committee of public safety


 

great name for a punk band that...


much better than the toxic vomit executives

amazing that nobody is using it already

(apparemment il n'y a meme pas en france!)


now i just need to find a bunch of cool, talented people

who can rock out and who are happy to give me a hefty cut for naming rights

for the lucre spinning global juggernaut

it will inevitably become


ca devrait etre super simple...



Monday, July 17, 2023

il parco sud e' forte ancora



si fa abbastanza tempo che il parco sud non mi ha fatto ridacchiare
ma questa puntata mi ha fatto ridere, e come
il principe di canada 
sua moglie famosa
e la loro lotta per la PRIVACY!









Thursday, July 13, 2023

being boiled (in a сумка) by the human league



in a gorgeous piece of futurist sci fi distopia
some genius came up with the idea of mashing 
human leagues first single
((before they got all romantico nuevo and conquered the galaxy
(hell, even duran duran were interesting at the beginning))
with footage from the 70s soviet sci fi movie
Otroki vo vselennoy
(teens in the universe)

dig those funky glasses!





Tuesday, July 11, 2023

beyond the infinite two minutes OR adventures within the droste effect




time travel!
yakuza baddies!
stash of stolen cash!
charming japanese kookiness!
oozing ketchup bottle from stab wound!
general temporal confusion!

素晴らしい!



Sunday, July 09, 2023

word of the week - callipygian





 m heh heh...



Friday, July 07, 2023

l'art moderne?






c'est un pièce de pisse...




Tuesday, July 04, 2023

¿Por cuánto dinero se vendió el microscópico bolso Louis Vuitton?








 el bolso, que es más pequeño que un grano de sal, se ha vendido por 63.750 gringo dólares!


nop,nop, aqui no pasa nada absurdo...🙄



Saturday, July 01, 2023

coz im gone in the head!



 

did he suckseed?
did he get swept off to iceland?
did he heed the sirens call?
was he trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob?
and whats the deal with those ludicrous oars?

boh!





Wednesday, June 28, 2023

We won't listen to the lizard part of our brains...




... giving us orders



it turns out that the whole reptilian part of our brain tale is bunkum
critters that became humans diverged from critters that became reptiles long before 
there was any kind of lizard brain


another hoary old pistacchio 
like sex addiction
trickle down economics
and anything ayn rand espoused
giving us pre cooked excuses
for being cunts
has caught the last fiery skidoo 
to bullshit land
and disappeared in the cosmic cloud of eternal horseshit





Monday, June 26, 2023

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

we come in peace...



 

shoot to kill
shoot to kill...



Sunday, June 18, 2023

What's it gonna beeeee?

 




lovely old theatre
plenty of grey hair and bald pates
y dos paisas






yes
it was the church







Friday, June 16, 2023

le saint? empire? romain?






'Ce corps qui s'appelait et qui s'appelle encore le saint empire romain n'était en aucune manière ni saint, ni romain, ni empire.'- Voltaire



Saturday, June 10, 2023

Voglio una donna!




e non sei proprio l'unico caro zio teo!



Thursday, June 08, 2023

a raffica!



 


Sunday, June 04, 2023

A Brief Disagreement O, Todo Bien!





mieeeercoles
eramos, somos y siempre seremos jodidos

suerte entonces!



Thursday, June 01, 2023

a girl named dennis






i used to work with dennis

she had curly blondish hair

and silver hoop earrings

she was in her early to mid 20s

but seemed so adult to me

she knew about all kind of work stuff

like macros, franking and that the boss wore a wig

she had a boyfriend with a balkace name

who sounded like a real shit

they lived near handschuhseim


dennis didnt get cranky at me

even though i was a totalmente squillibrato

in fact she was kind of fond of me

as if i were a fun but pesky little brother



her real name was janice

pronounced janəce

but

in that age of faxes for all

people kept taking her name as janiːce

and using it as such in follow up calls

so in an attempt to make it clearer she changed the spelling to janece

only for

much to her horror

some bloke rings up and asks for dennis

making her forever dennis

in my yo la tengo


dennis wasnt cool

but dennis was pretty damn cool