People in shorts drunk before ya...
Tuesday, July 19, 2022
Saturday, July 16, 2022
Wednesday, July 13, 2022
la definizione esatta di porca miseria?
‘I thought he was attracted by the pizza’: wild boar bites beachgoer in Genoa
Victim given tetanus jab and anti-rabies treatment after attack while sitting on beach in northern Italian city
che belinghiale!
Tuesday, July 12, 2022
boh bruciaprosciutto
e' un tipo divertente e molto intelligente
purtroppo canta un po troppo
ma non e' il fine del mondo
perche le sue canzoni sono anche spiritose e perspicaci
quindi bravo boh?!
Thursday, July 07, 2022
on the long chair, all day long on the long chair
snack, zapple, plop!
its a humping new(ish) track from wet leg
yes
these fresh faced funsters from the aisle of blight
have come up with a cracker of a tune
and a half decent album to go along with it
its all fabble dabble
with catchy riffs
and platano grooves
with just a minor drawback
which can happen if you sometimes skitter skatter between linguas
super chido sounding words often loose their thrill when you know their direct translation
vespa! sounds zappy and exotic!
but its just a stripey bastard wasp
guerilla! sounds exotic and jungly
but its just a small war (with death and suffering)
cote d'azur! sounds veeery exotic and swish
its just the blue coast (full of rich snobby carnts)
kore wa pen desu? what kind of wizardry could this be?
its just about locating a pen
etc etc
and in this hip choon
if you happen to be a honkofoner
it just means
long chair....
neverthemenos
its still a fucking shotgun ditty
thats got all the young funksters shaking their cherry rolls
in cataclysmic revolutions
excuse me?
what?!
Monday, July 04, 2022
Friday, July 01, 2022
Tuesday, June 28, 2022
Sunday, June 26, 2022
Friday, June 24, 2022
en bølgen? en jævla stor bølgen!
det er hvordan man lager en katastrofefilm uten infantil nasjonalistisk hestedrit
det er ikke fantastisk, men det er solid underholdning uten gringo-tull!
Saturday, June 18, 2022
and the award for outstanding shithousery of the month goes to...
australian goalie (and meme), andrew redmayne pulled off all kinds of exceptional maggotry in the world cup quali play off penalty shoot out against peru... not content with dancing around like a clown on his line (earning him the nickname the grey wiggle), wasting time and being a right shit to the peruvian penalty takers...
he also spotted that the opposition goalie had cheat notes with his water bottle and subsequently threw the offending items into the stands...
he then proceeded to save the first sudden death penalty and australia qualified for the finals in humanrightslandia (and pocketed $12M gringo dolares)
Thursday, June 16, 2022
Saturday, June 11, 2022
its a shame about polly, oh yeah!
rando fact of the week/month-
The woman on the cover of The Lemonheads 1992 album, “It’s A Shame About Ray” is actress Polly Noonan, who was also the girl on the bus during the end of “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”
talk about being at the epicentre of gringo cool in the mid 80's - early 90's
Tuesday, June 07, 2022
Saturday, June 04, 2022
ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (or is it adaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?)
karl was always my fave max brother
Tuesday, May 31, 2022
Saturday, May 28, 2022
Wednesday, May 25, 2022
Sunday, May 22, 2022
alors, je prends ce coin ici..
et deux petites parties pour vous
une partie pour eux
et deux pour eux la-bas, avec l'accent drole
et un petit mourceau pour ces gars la-bas dans le coin...
(mais seulmente parce qu'ils ont les moustaches sympas)
mais pour les personnes qui sont deja sur place?
vous rigolez ou quoi?! mdr!
donc, est-ce que je faisais?
ah ouais
celle piece pour les types qui savent faire le bon frommage
si non...
Thursday, May 19, 2022
beavis and butthead do no.26 Michael Jackson
if he keeps touching himself hes going to break his other hand...
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