Sunday, December 13, 2020

do you bouba?

 




The bouba/kiki effect involves mapping between speech sounds and the visual shape of objects. This effect was first observed in 1929. In psychological experiments first conducted on the island of Tenerife (joder), Köhler showed forms similar to those shown above and asked participants which shape was called "takete" and which was called "baluba". Köhler observed that there was a strong preference to pair the jagged shape with "takete" and the rounded shape with "baluba".

In 2001, Köhler's experiment was repeated using the words "kiki" and "bouba" and asking gringo college undergraduates and Tamil speakers in India "Which of these shapes is bouba and which is kiki?" In both groups, 95% to 98% selected the curvy shape as "bouba" and the jagged one as "kiki", suggesting that the human brain somehow attaches abstract meanings to the shapes and sounds in a consistent way.


so there.


Friday, December 11, 2020

gwyr - castell Llanarthbodu a tri clogwyni



just outside of abertawe
is the penhryn gwyr
one of my favourite places on earth
its not the wildest
or most dramatic nature you can find
in less densely inhabited areas
but its chilly waves 
crashing onto rocky cliffs and lapping sandy beaches
with spectacular castle ruins
(bloody saesnegs!)
make it indeed an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty

diolch cymru!

Thursday, December 10, 2020

paris 2024 sera olympic boogaloo

 



va aux




pour la ennieme fois
les jeux olimpiques font les ridicules
ils ont annonce que breakdance
fera partie des jeux de 2024 a paris
zut!
si vous croyiez que l'introduction de mountain biking
etait une betise pour l'excellence
donc
pensez vous au nouveau!
il y auront des 'athletes'
qui dancent sur leur tetes
aux prochaines jeux
a la ville lumiere...



Tuesday, December 08, 2020

They're looking for Jesus, They're looking for more






mental mental chicken rental



Sunday, December 06, 2020

coulda, shoulda, woulda no. 3 - Great Zimbabwe




how often do you get to zimbabwe?
not a lot
probably about none
thats how many times youve got to zimbabwe
i did hang out there once
its a staggeringly beautiful country
although desperately poor of late
with plenty of ancient history
but we dont hear about it coz
you know
toss toss
white people invented culture and civilisation
prestor john etc
i was too lazy to read up on it all
busy bricking it about doing a bungy jump
the monumentalist site is great zimbabwe
which i only discovered in a documentary many years later

Saturday, December 05, 2020

Beavis & Butthead do no.6- poison



this is so horrible i cant even begin to talk about how much this sucks

Wednesday, December 02, 2020

words from the front


apocryphal





obsequious






risible





solipsism




grandiloquent



Monday, November 30, 2020

in una camera funeraria del 2500 ac

 



molti anni fa 

uno stronzo mi ha detto che se si alza un sasso in qualsiasi parte del mondo 

ci sarebbe un italiano

beh

aveva ragione

dentro uno dei mucchi di sassi piu grande del mondo

il piramide di khafre a giza, egitto

nella camera funeraria


ho trovato questo 



(bravo belzoni, mi hai fatto sorridere)

Saturday, November 28, 2020

Execution Day (all mates, all dead)




spencer p jones- the johnnys, beasts of bourbon, the nothing buts, the escape committee
conway savage-nick cave and the bad seeds etc
brian henry hooper - kim salmon and the surrealists, beasts of bourbon, charlie marshall and the body  electric
rowland s howard-crime and the city solution, the boys next door, the birthday party, these immortal souls, lydia lunch
peter jones-crowded house etc.


a true supergroup with an epic lineup that recorded the album, rumour of death.1994
omnis vale



Thursday, November 26, 2020

words without wrinkles




bacchanalia




dissimulation




asinine




dissociation




quintessence

 


Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Monday, November 23, 2020

just off to the bog...


going to the bog can be dangerous

over 2300 years ago

this danish bloke set off there on a chilly vinterdag 

with an early copy of the Jyllands-Posten

after a hearty meal of delicious gruel 


and just look at the state of him!

 

Friday, November 20, 2020

words just get in the way


ontology




abstruse




effrontery




myriad




nomenclature



Wednesday, November 18, 2020

montag ive got freytag on my mind


scheisse! 
das ist gut aber ausgeflippt!
er ist ein echtes psychopathisches arschloch!

Monday, November 16, 2020

abhoooorrr the wooorrrrrr




war is shit
but at least there have been some with comedy names


the 7 year war- when france got the itch and nobbed englands cat

 the 30 year war-when a habsburger was served with too much bourbon

 the 100 year war-which took oneupmanship to stupid levels

the boer woer-which thrilled noone

the war to end all wars (known by the hip kids as the great war)-that name aged well

the emu war-in which the emus defeated the humans despite having brains the size of gnats gonads

the war of the three sanchos-nowhere near as good as the anagrammical war of the 3 nachos

the football war- when el salvador kicked their ball into honduras garden and honduras refused to give it back

the pastry war-when the massed ranks of chocolatines fought the pains aux chocolate

the fantastic war- a trades descriptions fucker

the war of the golden stool-when the ashanti government paid off the colonist english in a most unusual manner

the war of jenkins' ear-when bob dived into an empty pool, fucked his hearing and raged through weston super mare like an incredible green welshulk



Saturday, November 14, 2020

Se Fossi Marco o: come ho imparato a smettere di preoccuparmi e ad amare il congiuntivo passato



e vent'anni dopo, me lo sempre ricordo quando non ne sono sicuro...

Friday, November 13, 2020

Words to memorize, words hypnotize Words make my mouth exercise




indigent




inchoate




pusillanimous




latent




bucolic


Monday, November 09, 2020

beavis and butthead do no.5 bad news


when worlds collide

Wednesday, November 04, 2020

goodbye... leggy leggy leggy leggy leggy leggy leggy leggy...


leggy leggy leggy leggy
leggy leggy leggy leggy

Monday, November 02, 2020

Loving Vincent -d'une maniere impure



c'est trop joli hein?
ce n'est pas le meilleur film du monde
mais peut-etre est la plus beau!
les accents anglais m'ont distrait
car la plupart du film se deroule en france
mais heureusement tout le monde n'est pas obsede linguistiquement comme moi
mais il est de bon qualite, et visuellement de toute beaute
ce n'est pas obligatoire etre un super admirateur de vvg
pour le kiffer e apprecier comment ils ont cree un monde qui ressemble a son art

regardez les couleurs les enfants, les couleurs!