mould tang slime

should ne'er have forgotten the pot

and ne'er gone the ron

the whiff of drinking to get pished

and obliterate what has gone

is your mug now festering so bold

that grimmest vassal of slime

that thous flatmates cannot but object

to that mould tang slime

that mould tang slime my foe

that mould tang slime

that thous flatmates cannot but object

to that mould tang slime 

its snowing in coober pedy

happy saturnalia mother fuckers

speaking of honey

hace 6 fucking anos conoci una chica increible
estuve en nicaragua
sur la isla de ometepe
una isla bellisima con 2 vulcanos en el lago de nicaragua
era un periodo feisima
no estuve bien para nada
y mas
tenia un resfrio de mierda
en las semanas pasadas he tenido un ear infection
que gane con hacer bucear en isla de mais
pues me han robado mi pasaporte
con la embajada mas cercana en panama o mexico
no solamente el pasaporte
me han robado casi todo mi dinero
mi tablet
mis tarjetas
y mas
pues mientras yo esperaba un documento de viajar de mexico
no era posible haber un pasaporte porque estuve en un pais sin embajada
decidi de hacer un viajecito a ometepe
iba a hacer hasta 2 semana por este documento de mierda
pues, chao a los planes de puerto escondido y oaxaca!
entonces...

we better get going if were gonna stay ahead of the fake honey

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-03/capilano-and-supermarkets-accused-of-selling-fake-honey/10187628bene, it turns out that in australia companies have been flogging miele that is faker than a dodgy chinese knock-off dishwasher!

instead of honey, they have been using urinary tract infections of beavers, pre plucked rats nose hair , and overly worn sweaty hair man sugar infused g strings...
 http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-09-03/capilano-and-supermarkets-accused-of-selling-fake-honey/10187628

everything flows

yes this blog lives, fucking barely

cmq, how biutiful is this word and its etymology?

just like honey....

mellifluous (adj.)

early 15c., "sweet, pleasing" (of an odor, a style of
speaking or writing, etc.), from Late Latin mellifluus"flowing
with (or as if with) honey," from Latin mel (genitive mellis)
"honey" (related to Greek meli"honey;" from
PIE root *melit- "honey")
+ -fluus "flowing," from fluere "to
flow" (see fluent). Melifluously; melifluousness.

cow fart-brain fart

questa e' un'immagine di un grande testa di cazzo

si chiama antonio cassano

era un calciatore di tanto talento

ma con un cervello da insetto

mi spiace ai tutti i mei lettori insetti

si direbbe un gabbibo

o un deadshit bogan in australia

allora questa foto e da quando lui si e' firmato per giocare con hellas verona nella serie a

e' la maglia con lo sponsor e' perfetto

il fucking metano nord

cioe' quello che scoreggiano le fucking mucche

e come lui e' un fucking scoreggio dal sud

molto fucking terrone

e' perfetto per lui quando arriva nel nord

ps. apparentemente lui si e' scappato dal club prima di giocare

forse perche cercava un club con uno sponsor piu esatto per lui

come Fucking Feci Deficenti

this a low

wella wella wella
tell you less tell you less
a spiffing most likely total of 9 posts for 2017
didnt even reach double figas
didnt actually reach any figas
tanto per cambiare

its the lowest ever in the dubious underachieving history of this buttlog
ta-rah!

nobody's getting married, were talking about mary II

yeah its been a while... quite a fucking while
it seems the internet and society in general hasnt fallen apart without these missives of runny horseshit
or has it, you trump loving, brexit voting, imaginary sky-man crusading nob cheeses?
will limebeaver inc save the world from its own mind boggling stupidity 2018?
not fucking likely

whats the story?

cabeza de verga...

que equivocado, esa mierda habladora
hay una tercera posibilidad- patria socialista Y muerte...
es lo que hay ahora
y nop, perderan
pero solo despues de que se aseguran que todo el pais pierda con ellos

que fucking verguenza

les combien de quoi?

ecoutez, j'adore les livres de dumas, peut-etre il est mon ecrivain francais favori...
et le livre (et aussie la serie) les trois mousquetaires et vraiment genial..
mais il y a un gros probleme
regardez l'image... on voit tres hommes? on voit des mousquets?
pas du tout!
il devrait etre intutile les quatre epeistes! (putain)

stupid white (and brown) men

the womens healthcare summit in trumplandia



the 'girls council' in saudi arabia


notice anything odd?
anything missing?
fucking cunts

las elecciones ecuadorianas

quien va a ganar? un pedazo de cuerda o un viejo russo muerto desde hace mas de 90 anos?


ES






CONTRA







y el ganador es...
el russo muerto!!!
woooooooooo!

whats great about humidity?

1. absolutely nothing
2. fuck off
3. repeat

making stupid noises...

death to 2016 and ironguts

they have both shat their way out of this world...

i know which one i will miss...

povvo waiting room

for when Tarquin gets a boo boo falling off his horse Rogerio Thunderbuckets during a game of polo...

further brit silliness involving comestibles and great heights

the most british of extreme sportzzzzzz!

taking idioms literally

Elle s'appelle Edmée !

alors, j'ai vu l'enieme film avec le grande louis de funes, Hibernatus.
et pour l'enieme fois il fait une danse/un chant amusant
regardons...