map conditioning no.1-liguria

the weather on the tv makes an impression on our heads, arghghghhghg!
here's the banana that one cannot forget..

H.O.R.S.E

I played horse once
nothing to do with drugs
nothing to do with any Englishman you may or may not have met
I guess you could describe it has a kind of horseplay?
playing horse?
twas before the world ended
in distant societal universe
in another millenium
1999
University of Saint Diego
USD USD USD!
in godblessamerica inc.
I played the horse
which is not like playing the goat
or the ass
I played it with a boy
and with a girl
I played it with a ball
I played it on the set of Heathers
I was shit
tanto per cambiare....
I lost
badly
but I did shout a lot
and rudely make fun of my hosts
but
how could you not!?!

and ive never been back to the horse since (or sense)

guide to the mysterious universe of astrology

yes, it's all fucking bullshit!

 

 

 

yo soy un idiota-maduro

las cosas en Venezuela van siempre mas ridicolos.  El 'presidente' Maduro (despues de las elecciones muy sosphechosas), o chavez junior dijo adelante de las telecameras nacionales que el difunto ex presidente de venezuela, hugo fuckface chavez ha communicado con el el con las silbidas en la forma de un pajarito
a veces la pajaros hablan conmigo tambien, pero solamente despues de tomar unas drogas fuertisimas...
fucking cretino!. 

belin no. 2

belin no.1

one spear one club and fifteen years.

for more than fifteen years speary and clubby lived in boxes
it was a sheltered life
they were brought from another continent
and lived a couple of dog lives
just hanging in boxes in cupboards and sheds
they both had twins
another spear
and another club
they existed more than lived
waiting to be put into use
and look pretty and decorative
not to mention kulchural
then finally their chance came
the greater entity that they were part of was finally to be put to use
all the other bits and pieces were fished out from oblivion
ferried to their new display house
but speary and clubby were overlooked
and thrown out like so much tat
with torn rubbish bags and ye olde tape
discarded and unloved
mi spiace speary and clubby

take a number

yeah I took it
here on the bus
here on the plane
her in this seat
a number to asporto
sorry I lost something there
who the fuck are you?
and why am I waiting?
you must be pretty important
something out of this fucking world
the sun must shine out of your special place
what counts now?
what will it take to shake your box?
are you special?
so very, very special?
must I shake my money maker in your face?
is your face worth the place?
here's a whole
a hole whole
a whole lot of nowt
somebody is pissing in your wind
but your wind is deaf and blind
there she was
there he wasn't
now so special
then so not
a space of waste

out of this world... man

cool shit i has looked at - buildings- no.5

Tikal, El Peten, Guatemala
those mayans sure loved the flying spaghetti monster...

cool shit i has looked at -buildings - no. 4

Pyramids, Giza, Egypt
Big, deserty, pointy and damn impressive. 

you (would have) lit up my liiiiife....

should have could have would have snapped one up when I saw it in old ha noi
couldn't find the space place on two further wanders without wonder
you would've been marvelous
a light source with a story to tell
apart from the stars in the firmament
how many others can offer that?
a story with iconic imagery
a story that became his-story
we all scream for ice-story
we could have been, so happy together
tra la la la

algo sospechoso en la politica venezoalana???? nunnccccaaa!

hace un mes (mas o menos) fueron las elecciones presidenciales en Venezuela. 
Ya uno no tiene que ser Marciano con un cerebro super poderoso para prever unos problemas!
en un pais donde quizas la mitad del pueblo ama el difunto Hugo Look-At-Me Chavez
y la otra la odia...
y ahora es muerto, finalmente.. entonces fueron hechos las elecciones con su escogido successor maduro contra capriles como opositor.
los risultados fueron super estrechos, pero gano' (aparentemente) Maduro... con 50.66% contra 49.07!
visto que el Fuckface Chavez y ahora Maduro es en poder desde hace muchos anos y han corompido todos los sistemas del gobierno... es muy, muy, muy fucking probable que ellos han hecho 'una cosita' para recibir el resultado que quisieron...
Capriles y sus partidarios han exigido un plena recuento de votos pero el Consejo Nacional Electoral ha accordado sola hacerlo en parte..
pero ANTES que todo eso, ya pasa que alguien estaba quemando los votos!!!!
es sospechoso? nooo!!!!! nunncccaaa!

martian boner

this pic was sent out on some social networking machine device platform stage enabling enhancer thingywotsitforfucksakejustfuckoff with the quote:
Mars Rover = $800M, Team to Operate = $1B. Drawing a penis on the surface of another planet = Priceless.

that's funny right there that is...

cool shit i has looked at - buildings- no3

Angkor wat, Siem Reap, Cambodia
part of a huge zone of theme park dimensions of coolness, the wat is what's what, wot!

priorities are bad mmmkay?

so the US senate/house of corrupt bungholes or whatever the hell it is called knocked back some gun controls
some tiny little
incy wincy
teeny weeny
soft as all hell
really quite piffly
laws to to ever so slightly hinder people from getting ridiculous guns and killing each other
after yet another
another
ancora
mas
encore
big shooty uppy in a school
for the gazillionth time this week in godblessamerica inc.
everybody was sad
politicians were very sad
but not as sad
as much as they like money from the nra
and weapons manufacturers

mais les fromages francais?
non non non
ils sont illegales!
ils sont dangereux!
nous sauver tous de la camembert!
la brie!
la roquefort!
quelle fucking horreur!

democracy?
surely a huge 'fuck you' from politicians to their 'electorates'
that is one sick fucking country...

so long (bay)

That's it then
Vietnam no mas
Flying the ha noi coop
Avocado smoothie isnt too bad it turns out
Music is shocking
As expected
Tourist tat quotient filled
Aimless wandering wandered
Baffled taxish along strangely unfamiliar highways
Stilted haggling over
Fake teaching at airport shop taught
Propaganda lampless I go forth
Almost all other bocshs ticked
Off
Tam biet And cam on baby

pere ubu and man dung

I saw a bay
It was a good bay
sailing and shoring
Dancing the floating can cans
Making me foreign
Oh yeah

Which is utterly unrelated to pere ubu
Being Frankly more black, Francis

Ha long or descending dragon bay
Its a wonder
Or so the league of nations says
Probably

They had a point there
I did wonder
And marvel
With added gawping

If I had a bucket
And I were to fill it with lists
This bucket would contains words
Which is far superior
To a bucket of merde
N'est pas?

ding dong the bint is dead!

time wasting at da nang hairport

It only took 5 and a half weeks
Out of a possible 6
But here we are
Da hang hairport
its shiny alright
Viet types mill as do all types
An ickle girl smiles
Pig tails and yellow top
Western tourists dawdle
As always confidently out of lieu
The young couples
Having and adventure
The middle aged couple
Only speaking French
The nu-clear families
Daggy dad and careworn mum
Children in their own worlds
The cleaning staff, in uniformly dull uniforms
The shop staff
Always watching, serving people going places they most likely never will
The airline staff
Immaculate and busy
airport no.3274632
Almost always the same
The variety of peoples alters
Skin colour, hair colour, language, clothes etc
The shops sometimes differ from Nairobi to Cali to Kuala Lumpur to Abu Dhabi to Bergamo to big corn to con dao to maroochydore to to to to....
A frozen snake, some odd sweets made of badger gonads
And a burger fucking king
But always a tacky souvenir shop
With overpriced tat
You should have got in the market or high st for half the price
American recorded voice notifies us of the last call for flight something to ho chi minh city
Really its Saigon
But the commies were doing hearts, minds and fists
I don't buy that shit
I doubt many here do
A middle aged man with a gaudy orange hat passes
Having a good stare
The spoilt rich Chinese turds in the restaurant abusing the staff
We all look the same
The call is out for the flight to na trang...

Sigh
3 and a half hours wasted
One more to go