algo sospechoso en la politica venezoalana???? nunnccccaaa!

hace un mes (mas o menos) fueron las elecciones presidenciales en Venezuela. 
Ya uno no tiene que ser Marciano con un cerebro super poderoso para prever unos problemas!
en un pais donde quizas la mitad del pueblo ama el difunto Hugo Look-At-Me Chavez
y la otra la odia...
y ahora es muerto, finalmente.. entonces fueron hechos las elecciones con su escogido successor maduro contra capriles como opositor.
los risultados fueron super estrechos, pero gano' (aparentemente) Maduro... con 50.66% contra 49.07!
visto que el Fuckface Chavez y ahora Maduro es en poder desde hace muchos anos y han corompido todos los sistemas del gobierno... es muy, muy, muy fucking probable que ellos han hecho 'una cosita' para recibir el resultado que quisieron...
Capriles y sus partidarios han exigido un plena recuento de votos pero el Consejo Nacional Electoral ha accordado sola hacerlo en parte..
pero ANTES que todo eso, ya pasa que alguien estaba quemando los votos!!!!
es sospechoso? nooo!!!!! nunncccaaa!

martian boner

this pic was sent out on some social networking machine device platform stage enabling enhancer thingywotsitforfucksakejustfuckoff with the quote:
Mars Rover = $800M, Team to Operate = $1B. Drawing a penis on the surface of another planet = Priceless.

that's funny right there that is...

cool shit i has looked at - buildings- no3

Angkor wat, Siem Reap, Cambodia
part of a huge zone of theme park dimensions of coolness, the wat is what's what, wot!

priorities are bad mmmkay?

so the US senate/house of corrupt bungholes or whatever the hell it is called knocked back some gun controls
some tiny little
incy wincy
teeny weeny
soft as all hell
really quite piffly
laws to to ever so slightly hinder people from getting ridiculous guns and killing each other
after yet another
another
ancora
mas
encore
big shooty uppy in a school
for the gazillionth time this week in godblessamerica inc.
everybody was sad
politicians were very sad
but not as sad
as much as they like money from the nra
and weapons manufacturers

mais les fromages francais?
non non non
ils sont illegales!
ils sont dangereux!
nous sauver tous de la camembert!
la brie!
la roquefort!
quelle fucking horreur!

democracy?
surely a huge 'fuck you' from politicians to their 'electorates'
that is one sick fucking country...

so long (bay)

That's it then
Vietnam no mas
Flying the ha noi coop
Avocado smoothie isnt too bad it turns out
Music is shocking
As expected
Tourist tat quotient filled
Aimless wandering wandered
Baffled taxish along strangely unfamiliar highways
Stilted haggling over
Fake teaching at airport shop taught
Propaganda lampless I go forth
Almost all other bocshs ticked
Off
Tam biet And cam on baby

pere ubu and man dung

I saw a bay
It was a good bay
sailing and shoring
Dancing the floating can cans
Making me foreign
Oh yeah

Which is utterly unrelated to pere ubu
Being Frankly more black, Francis

Ha long or descending dragon bay
Its a wonder
Or so the league of nations says
Probably

They had a point there
I did wonder
And marvel
With added gawping

If I had a bucket
And I were to fill it with lists
This bucket would contains words
Which is far superior
To a bucket of merde
N'est pas?

ding dong the bint is dead!

time wasting at da nang hairport

It only took 5 and a half weeks
Out of a possible 6
But here we are
Da hang hairport
its shiny alright
Viet types mill as do all types
An ickle girl smiles
Pig tails and yellow top
Western tourists dawdle
As always confidently out of lieu
The young couples
Having and adventure
The middle aged couple
Only speaking French
The nu-clear families
Daggy dad and careworn mum
Children in their own worlds
The cleaning staff, in uniformly dull uniforms
The shop staff
Always watching, serving people going places they most likely never will
The airline staff
Immaculate and busy
airport no.3274632
Almost always the same
The variety of peoples alters
Skin colour, hair colour, language, clothes etc
The shops sometimes differ from Nairobi to Cali to Kuala Lumpur to Abu Dhabi to Bergamo to big corn to con dao to maroochydore to to to to....
A frozen snake, some odd sweets made of badger gonads
And a burger fucking king
But always a tacky souvenir shop
With overpriced tat
You should have got in the market or high st for half the price
American recorded voice notifies us of the last call for flight something to ho chi minh city
Really its Saigon
But the commies were doing hearts, minds and fists
I don't buy that shit
I doubt many here do
A middle aged man with a gaudy orange hat passes
Having a good stare
The spoilt rich Chinese turds in the restaurant abusing the staff
We all look the same
The call is out for the flight to na trang...

Sigh
3 and a half hours wasted
One more to go

1000

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wholly motored batman!

Holy Motors is:
-interesting on occasion
-not without thought provoking moments
-vaguely intelligent
-ultimately pointless
-not short of wankery

(quite a bit in common with this blog!)

meanwhile at filth central (the vatican)

 

 the ex-nazi pope evilled it away from the vatican because he was going to get in trouble for being corrupt scum (not that there was anything wrong with that, it's just that he might have been caught)

 

 

which left all the self-important bullshit peddling fraudsters needing a new Leading Maggot

so they had a big meeting about who was the biggest piece of shit (hard call)

 

and elected (coz Dog magically told them to) a new leader...  Queen (Rock) Spider

 

which somehow seems the perfect symbol for a predatory institution full of paedophiles

 

 

(with apologies to south plank)

 

 

cool shit i has looked at -buildings- no.2

chan chan, la libertad, peru
it's the largest pre colombian city in south america
(nb was not made by giant bees.)

whoeverheardofalimebeaver-for all your high culture needs...

            guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 13 February 2013 19.49 GMT

Swiss Mona Lisa 'is the original'

Art foundation says tests on painting suggests it is da Vinci's earlier version of arguably the world's most famous artwork

    

 An art foundation says that an earlier version of Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa resides in Switzerland. Photograph: Denis Balibouse/Reuters

New tests on a painting billed as the original version of the Mona Lisa have produced fresh proof that it is the work of Leonardo, a Swiss-based art foundation has said.
The tests on his 15th century portrait were carried out by a specialist in "sacred geometry" and by the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in the wake of the Geneva unveiling of the painting, the Isleworth Mona Lisa, last September.
"When we add these new findings to the wealth of scientific and physical studies we already have, I believe anyone will find the evidence of a Leonardo attribution overwhelming," said David Feldman, vice-president of the foundation.
The Mona Lisa in the Louvre for over three centuries has long been regarded as the only one painted by Leonardo, although there have been copies, and claims for the Swiss-held one were dismissed by some experts last year.
But it also won support in the art world, encouraging the Zurich-based Mona Lisa Foundation – an international group that says it has no financial interest in the work – to pursue efforts to demonstrate its authenticity.
Feldman, an Irish-born international art and stamp dealer, said he was contacted after the public unveiling of the portrait – which shows a much younger woman than in the Louvre – by the Italian geometrist Alfonso Rubino. "He has made extended studies of the geometry of Leonardo's Vitruvian Man [a sketch of a youth with arms and legs extended] and offered to look at our painting to see if it conformed," said Feldman.
The conclusion by the Padua-based Rubino was that the Isleworth portrait – named after the London suburb where it was kept by the British art connoisseur Hugh Blaker 80-90 years ago – matched Leonardo's geometry and must be his.
The Zurich institute carried out a carbon-dating test on the canvas of its painting and found that it was almost certainly manufactured between 1410 and 1455, refuting claims that it was a late 16th century copy.

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cool shit i has looked at- buildings- no.1

Kofuku-ji temple, nara, japan
pointy and pretty innit?

the ocsars

for fucks sake
shut up about the ocsars
they are another way for godblessamerica inc. to pretend it is the centre of the whirled
its bullshit
another way for hollywood to pat itself on the back
how generous of them to offer 1 prize to foreign language films
films made in 'american' get 4344 prizes
films made in 'foreign' from the rest of the planet
deserve one...
fuck off
and sad sap twat pack other countries media go along with the idea that it is some kind of world awards
useless
gormless
spineless
brainless
buffoons swallow that shit
like 'world' series baseball
'world' champions of nba
shut fucking up!
i'll start...

the bloody what blues nick?

surely only nicky wicky could write a track called the higgs boson blues and not be deemed a total nob end!
mind you, he's still not as cool as he thinks he is...

plans of rock solid horseshi...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiHd2cTdQr8

stand in the place where you live?

 

there's stand... stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand stand ... stand!

odd what occurs to the mind when passing albert park on a tram innit?

irony osstrayan style?

in 1967 the prime minister of australia drowned whilst swimming at point nepean in victoria.
months of intrigue followed over his death and his political successor, including many conspiracy theories including that holt was a chinese spy and was picked up by a chinese submarine...
in its wisdom the council of Malvern in Melbourne decided to honour him .... by naming a swimming pool after him..

australians are drug cheats!

'Blackest day in Australian sport' - The Age
Australia's sporting reputation tarnished - The Age
Australia rocked by allegations of drug and crime links in sports
Drugs, crime rife in Aussie sport | Other Sports | Fox Sports

so osstraya is in shock about sportspeople taking drugs!
oh deary deary me!
fancy those nice honest upstanding trew blew, dinky die! australians doing that
they would never do that!
who us?
never!
nasty, different, cheaty people who come from 'other' countries
do those things!