Saturday, April 02, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Friday, March 18, 2011
Sunday, February 13, 2011
bungus the fogeyman
does that make this blog evil?
Saturday, February 12, 2011
oi, muby-du, du one...
he's off then
old hosemi mubarak
after 30 years of being an utter cunt of a dictator tyrant wotnot
he's off
his regime stole, murdered, tortured, oppressed and the rest
it's looking like he made off with billions
and not egyptian pounds either
he was massively propped up by godblessamerica inc.
and underlings
who handed over gazillions of dollars
as they were scared stiffy that another islamic nut job sitch would happen
ie Iran
the only country they gave more too was Israel
and we all know what a rally top notch bunch of evil fuckers they are
now the barmy army is in control
will they recall how power hungry they truly are, and flip the bird and hang on to it?
will they sort out everyfing demokratic like?
or will the muslim brotherhood of backwards deluded hysterical lunatics get a taste of power
and then take the whole lot?
ie once again Iran republic of being oppressive religious arseholes
which would sark...
and now hopefully no matter what happens
egypt will stand up to the murderous israeli thugs
beh....
l'importante e' che non ce' piu!
evivva!
Sunday, February 06, 2011
of course it's about that...
I shit you not... "The lyrics of "Wooly Bully" were hard to understand, and some radio stations banned the song. The lyrics describe a conversation between "Hattie" and "Matty" concerning the American Bison and the desirability of developing dancing skills."
Saturday, February 05, 2011
altered bisturi
he
was going to write a novel
she
was going to fly the range
he
told the tale of the ducklings
she
saw it all in a dream
he
spoke only lies and half-truths
she
stopped counting after the 17th
he
fastened the rigging
she
managed to sell the shares
they
were overcome by the setting sun
we
knew why they did it, but couldn't say
it
was a slightly melancholy farce
which
he
sold down the river
only to find that
she
had known only providence
they
never saw the pyramids
but
we huddled by the gate of the sun
as
he
slipped slowly into the night
and
she
ascended gently towards Orion
leaving
it
silent and desolate under the stars
...
Friday, February 04, 2011
las voces se acercan
hay siempre unas voces
no siempres las mismas
no soy loco!
ahora hay dos
un hombre con voz muy profundo
y una mujer con voz muy dulce
la mayoria del tiempo los entiendo
pero unas veces no
y cuando creo que si, estoy acostumbrado a esos dos
llegan otras!
parecen lejanas
cuentan historias de ocurimientos extranas
pero con un enye
que pasen en un otro mundo
a personas que no conozco y nunca los conocere'
son fantasmas?
son mensajes desde el espacio?
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Tuesday, February 01, 2011
fair suck of the ol' sauce bottle mate
australian 'fair go' at its sporting best.. 30 years ago today...
best summed up by comment no.3 ''Cheating Aussie Cunt'
Monday, January 31, 2011
space is the place
just in case you were getting a bit self-important today... try some P-E-R-S-P-E-C-T-I-V-E
Saturday, January 29, 2011
silver anniversary
or should that be sliver?
do you remember where you were when jfk got shot?
kerblamm
do you remember where you were when man first walked on the moon?
kerpitterpatter
do you remember where you were when this happened?
kerbloooey
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Monday, January 24, 2011
54th anniversary party
i went to a party the other night
i was the 54th anniversary of the fall of the unter den linden showbag birthday debacle
there were people
small people
medium size people
and some big people
my favourites were the small people
that could be sizeism
ferris bueller wouldnt approve of that
but he can fuck off
coz he is a fictional character
admittedly an extremely cool one
it was alright
bit of a larf
bit of a knees up
bit of a no sign wine bar on wind street
no, thatd be welsh....
Sunday, January 23, 2011
global what the fuck?
it's hot and steamy
it rains all the damn time
you have to swim to the letterbox coz its so humid
the insects are swarming everywhere
the plant life is growing at thrice the normal speed
downtown Kuala Lumpur?
upriver Manaus?
gorilla gawking in the congo?
being a dickhead in bangkok?
fighting a drug fuelled revolution in Medellin?
hocking loogies in hawaiiii?
fucking no!
its absurdly tropical melby...
Friday, January 14, 2011
deconstructing barry
deconstructing barry isnt as hard as it might seem
you only need a few basic tools
a screwdriver (non alcoholic)
a sledgehammer (if things get ugly)
a crowbar
another screwdriver (weak)
a bad attitude
then all one needs to show up in the rose garden of evil
nudge past the phony green tubage
pardon me and excuse me through the variable throngs
past past heroes and onto where you will find him
barry
(it's advisable to pull the plug on him first)
Monday, January 10, 2011
Friday, January 07, 2011
QI
Guardo spesso in questo periodo il programma QI (che significa Quite Interesting- abbastanza interessante). Il compiere presentatore e' il grande Stephen Fry. Uno degli uomini piu affascinante, intelligente e talentuoso del mondo della tv. Non e' un 'personaggio', uno dei quei tipi deficente che sono famosi pero essere famosi... E' un vero mito... forza signore fry
poi, si impara qualcosa, ogni volta...
Monday, January 03, 2011
the silence of the beavers (lime)
allora questo castoro e' stato piuttosto silenzioso
probabilmente e' stato un mese da quando ho scritto l'ultima post-a
non so perche lo scrivo in italiano.. chissa sarebbe perche in questo periodo ce' una marea di spagnolo e anche francese nella mia testa e mi serve la prattica...
in particolare ne ho bisogno perche fra una decina di giorni provero' a dare una lezione
E se voglio fare una bella figure (almeno non fare una brutta figura) devo avere un italiano abbastanza presente nel cervello.. non pensate?
communque, benvenuto al nuovo (forse) decennio.. o almeno al duemilleundici
speriamo bene che le cose andranno piu liscio in quest' anno
perche francamente mi sono stufato di tutti questi anni di merda.
grazie e buonanotte..
LB
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