Tuesday, February 25, 2025

La Lazio licenzia il falconiere Juan Bernabè dopo il video dell'intervento al pene



"Siamo allibiti, suo comportamento grave"


La Lazio ha detto - 

"La SS Lazio, allibita nel vedere le immagini fotografiche e in video del signor Juan Bernabè e nel leggere le dichiarazioni che le hanno accompagnate, comunica di avere interrotto, con effetto immediato, ogni rapporto con costui, attesa la gravità del suo comportamento".

La società di Claudio Lotito prosegue spiegando di rendersi conto "del dolore, peraltro condiviso, che ai tifosi provocherà la perdita dell'aquila nelle prossime gare casalinghe, ma ritiene che non è possibile essere associati, tutti, per di più con il simbolo storico dell'aquila, a un soggetto che, con la sua iniziativa, ha reso inammissibile la prosecuzione del rapporto".


Il cretino ha detto - 

 "Ho fatto l'intervento per aumentare le mie prestazioni sessuali perché sono molto attivo; ho bisogno di eiaculare ogni volta che ho tempo libero".

Quindi ha aggiunto: "Un intervento meraviglioso, l'ho fatto per essere prestante come quando ero giovane. La mia erezione è naturale, ma con questo dispositivo premo un pulsante che mi permette di poter controllare perfettamente sia l'erezione che la tempistica". 


Pero si nota -

Tre anni fa circa fece discutere per il saluto romano di una partita di campionato.  La Lazio lo sospese per quattro mesi, poi Bernabé - che rivendicò di stimare Mussolini perché "ha fatto grandi cose per l'Italia" - tornò regolarmente al suo posto. 


quindi, fare il saluto fascista non e bastata per licenziarlo, che schifo assoluto! 



Saturday, February 22, 2025

La Domus Aurea, la casa di nerone




che figata!

ed era solo riscoperta nel 15esimo secolo quando un giovane si e caduto in una fessura...







Wednesday, February 19, 2025

bunlar ezberlemek istediğim soru kelimeleri



 

ama yapmayacağım


Monday, February 17, 2025

bleugh, ptui!




por desgracia tampoco en las aguas chilenas los venezolanos estan los bienvenidos
menos aun a las ballenas....




Saturday, February 15, 2025

cracking flick gromit



the latest grimace and vomit is fab
its wholesome family fun
with claymation goodness
and the return of feathers mcgraw
da da daaaaah!

get it around you!

its vengeance most fowl!



Thursday, February 13, 2025

Zer egin zuen franco Espainiako hizkuntzen alde?




Non sabía nada diso

ara sabem tots!



Tuesday, February 11, 2025

Retour vers la pipe






voyons si vous, salauds, pouvez faire 90...
 


Sunday, February 09, 2025

Beau Is Having A Mare




beaus existence is fucking bleak
(if it truly is his existence)
the streets around his flat are full of pschopaths
and he needs to visit his bonkers moribund mother in his far off home town
after losing his belongings
and having his flat trashed
he misses his flight
so he sets off on the trippiest and most traumatic nightmare road trip imaginable

fucking brrr...



Monday, February 03, 2025

la rana palabrota



 

en sudamerica hay una rana con un nombre muy particular; Allobates niputidea





estoy esperando el descubrimiento del largato laconchadesuputamadre....



Saturday, February 01, 2025

Vale Mr Lynch

 


Mr Lynch made some of the most interesting/baffling moving images of all time.
from the sustained two score oddity of twin peaks
the sexy strangeness of blue velvet
the grooviest of fun times of wild at heart
the straightest of stories of the straight story
the outstanding head fuckery of lost highway
the buzzing nightmare of eraserhead
the thought provoking freak out of the elephant man
to the amnesiac hollywood bizarro world of mullholland drive

watching his work in the eighties and ninetees was an education indeed







Monday, January 27, 2025

how about chevy?



 

chevy chase is a town in maryland, usa

BUT...

the actor was given his nickname from a medieval english ballad





"I didn't want to do this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses."


Thursday, January 23, 2025

who ate all the pies?




 or more precisely who is going eat the last one in nuttingham?



Sunday, January 19, 2025

kneecap, fuck na póilíní!





kneecap are wicked
sticking up the digits to the remnants of the dastardly british empire
and the ultra retrasados of the dup and their ilk
fighting against the systems ongoin antagonism and indifference
to maintain their language and culture



and the movie is a damn good craic!


Éire saor!




Friday, January 17, 2025

Muvaffakiyetsizleştiricileştiriveremeyebileceklerimizdenmişsinizcesine


... is the longest word in turkish




bosh!


'as if you were one of those whom we might not be able to render unsuccessful'



Wednesday, January 15, 2025

all aboard the seizureship!




v





theres something inordinately pleasing
seeing the same piece of wordplay used in unrelated places
(especially if its puerile)



Sunday, January 12, 2025

word of the week - apocope



 

Apocope is the omission of one or more letters, sounds, or syllables from the end of a word


imaginez ça!


Sunday, January 05, 2025

Exclusive safety hotline for CEOs...




funded by taxpayer dollars

when normal piss taking isnt enough for obscenely rich planet rapists
these filth are working on a dyson sphere sized urine extraction machine




Friday, January 03, 2025

You Do Something To Me




paul weller (né welder) is undoubtedly a leg-end
punk (and post) era heft with the jam
80s pop stardom with the style council
90s mainstream rebirth onwards as the 'modfather'
a solo elder statesman (with your grandmothers hair)


i would love to love pauls work
but it has never really grabbed me
in any of his meatifications
but this is a truly lovely tune
it does something to me



p.s ddrwg gennyf sue a rob



Wednesday, January 01, 2025

ve bitti!





güle güle kedi stili 2024...



 

Monday, December 30, 2024

papua merdeka!




indonesia has been illegally occupying west papua since the atrociously unironic The Act of Free Choice plebiscite of 1969, when the indonesian military chose 1025 men for the vote who were coerced into voting against independence with threats of violence against their persons and their families.

ever since, west papuans have been fighting for their independence and are regularly murdered by the indonesian military.



global gringo shitheads and their local lackey strayan shitheads have tacitly endorsed this ongoing violation of international law, to the extent that they train indonesian military who go on to commmit these crimes against humanity.
why would these 'democratic' shitheads do such appalling things?



west papua is home to massive natural resources and the shitheads mining companies are making obscene profits via their nations collusion with the occupier.
plus its always handy to keep such a populous (muslim) nation sweet when you are trying to dominate the world (and trying to fuck with china).
 
papua fucking merdeka!




Saturday, December 28, 2024

whats the best kind of correct?




technically!




Thursday, December 26, 2024

Limebeaver Is Cashing In On Christmas





I want to wake up on Christmas morning
With the snow all over the ground
With Bad News' Christmas single in my stocking
It only costs just over a pound...


thats right
thanks to the enormous numbers of completely legitimate non bot readers
(mostly from singapore)
limebeaver corp is making huuuuge xmas money from selling your data
to any old transnational corporate nasty

🎶we're bullshitting all the way to the bank!🎶


 

Sunday, December 22, 2024

make unicity commonplace again!



 

UNIQUENESS is such a shit clunky word

it brings no pleasure during pronunciation...


compare it to the beauty below:

unicidad - lovely!

unicité - sweet!

unicità - divine!

and

UNICITY! - swoon!


use it in a text exchange today



Friday, December 20, 2024

doctor juvenal




doctor juvenal was a cool dude
he drove us all about the salaar de uyuni
with a big smile on his face

he didnt really speak english
and none of us spoke quechua
but his spanish was good

my average italian meant i could communicate a bit
so as usual the babel fish did the vast majority of the work
the quebecoise could also get by a bit
but the bogans up the back had no hope

he was funny too
he made an ongoing joke for days about about maggots big hair
saying 'pollo!, pollo! and giggling like a school kid
it took a while before my foetal stage monoglot brain got that he was referring to 
his hair being like a roosters comb...

poyo! poyo!
points at head

tick tick tick

poyo? poyo?
tick tick tick

ahhhhhh!
pollo!
bahahahhahha
pollo! pollo!







for a seeming eternity a line from a song came into my head
but i coudnt figure out what it was from
or even what the lyrics were

i just kept singing

doctor juvenal!
doctor juvenal!

and calling him doctor juvenal....

none the wiser as to who what why where when or whow

as it was in an age of scarce internet
just the odd internet cafe in big towns
or zero on the altiplano
it was only months later that it occurred to me...




Wednesday, December 18, 2024

death of a gentleman



or 
Q - is the death of a sporting tradition by rampant south asian capitalist arrogance worse/better than by rampant whitey capitalist arrogance?
A - no, its equally fucked




Monday, December 16, 2024

aquella vez cuando bender regresa a mexico

 



y un otro robot bender le llamo'...
BENDEJO!

fatal!
bajajajajaja




Friday, December 13, 2024

Orcas wear salmon as hats




orcas wear salmon as hats
dolphins get high on puffer fish
sawfish team up to fell kelp forests
lobsters make envelopes of flathead
crabs have been known to mock oysters 
octopodes dont believe in tuesdays
belugas have been trained for spy missions
southern scallops will deny having met harold holt
hammerheads hang with the nicest people
flying fish worry about bouncing bombs
seals can detect torpedoes
and
splash may not be based on a true story...




 


Monday, December 09, 2024

o pior livro de frases em inglês... de todos os tempos!



 


idiotisms and proverbs de fato!





faithful depiction of an english phrase after the book's style




Saturday, December 07, 2024

¿la cucaracha no tiene... qué?





la cucaracha es una cancion espanol antigua
hay muchas versiones
pero la mas chida es una del periodo revolucionario mexicano

Esa versión, popular entre los soldados villistas, contiene significados políticos ocultos, como es común en las canciones revolucionarias. La cucaracha representa al presidente Victoriano Huerta, un borracho notorio que fue considerado un villano y traidor debido a su participación en la muerte del presidente revolucionario Francisco Madero.

ademas se trata de drogarse!




Thursday, December 05, 2024

yet shes never been to oddbins...




fair play but disgusting grammar



Tuesday, December 03, 2024

word of the yeer - enshittification



 

👏👏👏




Sunday, December 01, 2024

Are we the baddies?





mitchell and webb, hitting, head of nail





Friday, November 29, 2024

Want me to cut out this infernal racket?



 

notare bene - shit phone does not do justice to infernal racket



Monday, November 25, 2024

world of the weak - lalochezia

 






'the emotional relief gained from using abusive or profane language'


fuck yes!


Saturday, November 23, 2024

i pensieri inediti del micio



 ?aA=[-

ol 

2ZZ2Zyt

/7KL

LK*98////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

8/111YTTT00000000000000000\00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/




lasciate perdere il lineare b e il manoscritto voynich!

ci vorrebbe una tonnellata di mega stele di rosetta per decifrarli...




Thursday, November 21, 2024

el nacionalismo es absurdo





lo dice doug es la droga...



Tuesday, November 19, 2024

SAVE THE GREEN PLANET!




many heroes who saved the earth!
80s super man!
90s man in black!
what about in new millenium?
byung goo from korea!


a nerdy korean guy who believes himself some kind of super hero
who is trying to save the planet from aliens!
one in a mighty powerful position!

or is he just delusional?


unpredictable scrambles for the earth!
beyond imagination!
unique story!


you fucking wot?



Saturday, November 16, 2024

word of the weak - kakistocracy





"government by the worst element of a society," analogy of its opposite, aristocracy, from Greek kakistos "worst," superlative of kakos "bad" (which perhaps is related to PIE root *kakka- "to defecate") + -cracy."





 how very timely



Thursday, November 14, 2024

Bir Tawil: No Country For Any Men




coz nobody loves bir tawil
its true
nobody loves bir tawil
not like some rich western wannabe royals do...



Tuesday, November 12, 2024

l'option végétarienne



 

alors 

j'ai envie de quelque chose de leger et sain

donc

je prends une pizza basique

avec juste une pincee de charcuterie

et quelque charcuterie

et seulement un soupcon de charcuterie

mais pas de viande!

on n'est pas des fauves ici!



Saturday, November 09, 2024

word of the weak - nescience

 



  'lack of knowledge or awareness, ignorance'


eg. will you check out the nescience on that prick.



Tuesday, November 05, 2024

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives




tantalising thai trippiness
with ghosts at the table!
glowing eyed beings in the dark!
sweaty steamy jungledom!
a water monster goddess!
whacky christmas light like phenomena all about the night forest!
and an ailing uncle boonmee...

Friday, November 01, 2024

(NO) TODOS LO SABEN




pero no es verdad
no todos lo sabian
pocos los sabian
solo despues todos lo sabian
pero antes no!

con la luminosa cruz
y el carismatico bardem
y la hija

hay dos personajes menores pero notables
la (otra) wapa en casa 
y el tipo del bar
reconocible da la serie la casa de papel
que siempre tiene el aire de naco

en la espana provincial
con su encanto e idiosincrasias
los enlaces en comunidades pequenas
y las historias familiares
a veces felices
a veces complicadas






de todos modos el lenster, si, lo sabia, el siempre lo supo



Monday, October 28, 2024

see them gaily gad about...



san onofre nukelandia california, murica


if you go down on the i-5 today
youre sure of a big surprise
if you go down on the i-5 today
youd better go in disguise


because theres a giant concrete pair of tits!


*valid until 2028



Saturday, October 26, 2024

Snowball fight earth



 
snowball fight earth was cool
in fact she was fucking cold
snowball fight earth was a long time ago
longer ago than jesus pots the white ball
snowball fight earth could have happened a few times
if she did indeed occur
snowball fight earth would have hurt like hell
if jupiter slung her at your head
snowball fight earth made for shit bbqs by the river
if you could find a river
snowball fight earth may have held supremacist views
as she was a product of her aeon
snowball fight earth displayed a distinct lack of emotions
but she maintained a warm heart

snowball fight earth is a hypothesis
as such she remains unsubstantiated

hollowly she whispers...
 



Thursday, October 24, 2024

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

wakey wakey...





hands off (concerned looking) snakies

 

wouldnt want to bump into him in a dark alley in polonnaruwa seven hundred years back...


Sunday, October 20, 2024

Io Capitano - Io Rimasto Male




merde allors!
un conte de deux jeunes amis senegalais qui sont entre des dizaines de milliers de gens sub sahariennes 
qui chaque annee essayent immigrer en europe 
en traversant la saraha 
(beaucoup entre eux mourent ne sortent jamais)
puis ceux qui ont survecu
tentent de traverser la mediteranee
dans les bateux souvent mal preparees
et a nouveau, beaucoup entre eux se noyent dans le processus


tout le temps, ils sont dependents aux trafiquants de merde
qui souvent les volent, violent, ou les vendre comme des esclaves
a n'importe qui ....


donc, c'est lourd mais c'est tres bien fait



Friday, October 18, 2024

word of the weak - jumentous



 


jumentous 

Of, relating to, or smelling like horse urine.




Wednesday, October 16, 2024

honestamente Brasil, não é você, sou eu


 



Olhando meu mapa de viagem, parece que estou evitando o Brasil.
mas nao e verdade!

de fato eu visitei uma vez, por um dia!

um dia irei direto para lá e resolverei meu português.
Eu desejo!



Friday, October 11, 2024

soloriffic no.1 - get me





you can always count on jay to go the biiiiig tearaway riff...

Wednesday, October 09, 2024

The 'C' Word o la bellissima sorpresa (da cazzo)





ma che sorpresa fighissima
prima ce la bellezza di avere un nuovo album da una banda che si segue da 35 anni
e che non hanno fatto niente da quasi venti anni
poi
ad ascoltarlo
sapendo che ce una canzone chiamato the c word
si pensa
bene bene, sarebbe qualche gioco di parole geniale con cunt

ma no!
il coro e in italiano!
e va -
'la parola c
cazzo cazzo cazzo
la vita e un cazzo'

quasi non ci credevo!
che regalone

mi sembrava fatto apposta per me
come i testi di masturbike di bad news
e la roba di masturbike/moto sega/chainsaw
quasi una codice privato 
solo per i pochissimi fans italofono di the comic strip presents

e in questo caso
certo ci saranno dei fans italofono di tism
ma non tantissimi

quindi, non ce solo una banda storica
che hanno fatto un disco nuovo
ed e fortissimo
(che spesso non e il caso)
ma di piu
ce una canzone
che e centrato su una parolaccia italiana! 

dunque
tutti insieme-
la parola c
...




Monday, October 07, 2024

glücklich, glücklich, freude, freude



 

ich will, was sie haben...



Wednesday, October 02, 2024

il y a quelq'un?


 



non? 
c'est meilleur comme ca
(pour tout le monde, litteralement)




Monday, September 30, 2024

Barbaren!





its kind of like the excellent period drama rome
but with more blonde hair
and less imposing architecture
there are still plenty of romans
getting their arses kicked in the dark, scary wald

und es ist schon!



Friday, September 27, 2024

wanna fight me mate? (over house price)



reporter - "have you done any special training for this fight?"
seller - "yes, more cigarettes..."


a batty brit wants more for his house
than the purchaser is willing to pay

what to do?

they organise a fight over it

whats not to like?

ps happy ending 
(no, not that kind)
after battering the seller, the massively larger and younger purchaser offers to split the difference



Monday, September 23, 2024

a banging remember me




sure its a cover
and most covers are pointless
with some notable exceptions
when the new artist adds something special
hellelujah by jeff buckley, all the along the watchtower by hendrix or hurt by johnny cash for egs
(and anything paul kelly turns his genius hand to)


even though i cant be arsed trying to keep up with all his tenthousiad output these days
many moons ago
hearing this as intro/outro music to the fitba
it really got its catchy hooks into me
(no fishies were harmed in the etc)



Saturday, September 21, 2024

Living Robot Powered by Fungi


and we're doomed...





think i shall stick to le pizze quattro formaggi for the mo



Thursday, September 19, 2024

Hwæt nu brūne cu?


Eddie secgð-




an leornere secgð-







nōt ā bǣd æfērt, Eddie...




Tuesday, September 17, 2024

so she said...



why the long face?




Sunday, September 15, 2024

bangkok, oriental city




or is it?


no...


its official name is;

Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasi


try saying that after a few sabai sabais and stay fashionable!



Wednesday, September 11, 2024

satsuma samurai!


dig satsumas?





into samurai?




well...
you will loove the satsuma samurai!


get into japanese history of the 17th century

with all the fun and frolics of 

the tokugawa shogunate!

ming china!

and

all the satsuma samurai you can handle!



Monday, September 09, 2024

BANGING BEES






quem sabia que falavam português na ilha de wight?



Saturday, September 07, 2024

marchando sin letras


Has nunca escuchado el himno nacional de espana?

esta .... okay

pero

las letras no son muy imaginativas





porque no hay!


varios han intentados de poner letras

por ejemplo, franco

(que sorpresa que un fascista quisiera hacerlo)

ahora pero oficialmente no se las usan



naturalmente

mucha gente en el gran extranjero no saben este hecho

que nos ha regalado unos momentos super chistosos





bwajajajaja!



Thursday, September 05, 2024

Ortega cavó otro hoyo!







el $50bn (no) canal Nica continua a no occurir despues de siglos...







quizas en vez de un tirano ex rebelde y un empresario chino poco fiable
se necesita a dale!




Tuesday, September 03, 2024

maKedonia

@dennis.fang Replying to @peowpeowpeow22 Why I pronounce “Macedonia” with a “k”. #Macedonia #Macedon #AlexanderTheGreat #AncientGreece #History #AncientHistory ♬ original sound - Dennis


back in 1295 

i was sitting on the steps outside a hostel on a balmy athenian night

chatting away to some peeps and asking advice for cheap eats nearby

(with a random e who would change my world and a who wouldnt)

the american bloke mentioned a nearby restaurant, macedonia

and called it maKedonia


that sounded odd

and i thought

typical gringo tonto 

(osea unas palabras parecidas en ingles)


the correct pronunciation question has sat percolating in my brain

since that long distant time

but never near enough to the top to actually be arsed to find the answer


skip forward those 730 years

it occurred to me to ask my hellenic good mate

the estimable kýrios chickens

(a bit of portu/greco/frankish humour there)

and the gringo wasnt so tonto after all!

it is maKedonia!

gah!


lesson - dont count your chickens, but do ask them about greek pronunciation 

(and perhaps something re generalising about nationalities)




Sunday, September 01, 2024

hibi bebe

 



Hello Bill, chernobyl
I feel ill, hospitil
...


Īe, soredewa arimasen!

earthquake!
tsunami!
nuclear power plant bang on the coast!

Sugoi kinchō-kan!



Friday, August 30, 2024

word of the weak - synecdoche



 

Using the name of a part for that of the whole or the whole for the part; or the special for the general or the general for the special.


(nb other cities are available Charlie)



Wednesday, August 28, 2024

The Unbearable Weight of Self Reference





whats this?
nicky wicky made a film that didnt suck?

yes its true!
its delightfully silly fun
with what have to be knowing references to his real life


its the first nicky film ive bothered to watch in a looong time
back in the in 1690s
he was in so many COOL films
snake eyes, leaving las las vegas, honeymoon in vegas, wild at heart
were all interesting/bleak/mental/funny with a healthy dash of COOL
even the action twattery of face off and con air
were good fun
and not TOO insulting to the viewers intelligence

then
he made a seemingly never ending torrent of utter shite...
(apparently he went broke investing in the south sea housing burbuja)
"Yes yes yes, it's a fantastic house, Nicholas. Now. Have you got any unshit films?"

welcome back nicky wicky
hope youve got your burbujas under control now...


Monday, August 26, 2024

Takes the biscuit




che 'l'attuale scopata'?


chi cazzo sono?
perche cazzo suonano in un negozio di abbigliamento?
perche cazzo cantano del cibo spazzatura?


e
chi se ne frega?


Friday, August 23, 2024

Wednesday, August 21, 2024

A.D 88 - il n'y est plus








 


alain delon il ne se sent jamais seul
alain delon personne ne me connait...





vale et bon voyage dans la grande piscine au-delà bel homme


Monday, August 19, 2024

Wednesday, August 14, 2024

como se acabo el periodo colonial en america latina...




muy informativo no? 

algunas preguntas?

no - bueno, que tengas un buen dia

sip - mandalas a la gente que hizo el video, cabron!



Monday, August 12, 2024

nice try, dead guy





its worse than that
hes dead jim
dead jim
dead



Friday, August 09, 2024

meɪɫ ɔɹdɝ ɡaɪd...



 
so i got a letter
in the letter was my reward for being a patreon 
to the excellent linguistics podcast
lingthusiasm (highly recommended!)
its a branded ipa lens cloth 
pretty cool
even if you dont wear glasses

i had forgotten it was coming
as it was supposed to show 18 months ago
so it was a pleasant surprise

a surprise i say?

accompanying was a letter from the post office
apologising for the delay 
stating that it was due to it being -

"part of an ongoing police investigation"

what the fuck kind of ongoing police investigation involves an ipa lens cloth?


ænsɝz ɔn ə  bɔm θɹɛt pɫiz



Tuesday, August 06, 2024

doble carbonara en lima




hace mil anos

me econtre en limalandia

se hacia buen tiempo

estuvimos en el casco viejo

despues de dar un paseo

admirando la arquitectura colonial

(mientras tratando de no pensar de donde venia el dinero para construirla)

yo vi una restaurante 'italiano'


normalmente yo evito los restaurantes 'italianos' 

cuando no estoy en italia

porque en general

los proprietaros no conocerian un pansotto de una fabbrica italiana automobili torino  

pero el jefe nos saludo y hablaba italiano muy bien





asi eligimos sentarnos a comer

fuera en la plaza

yo ordene un mio plato italiano preferido

spaghetti alla carbonara

y eran riquisimos!



cuando regreso el jefe y nos pregunto en italiano

'y que tal la comida?'

estuvimos todos contentos

y lo felicitamos...





entonces satisfecho, lleno y en uno con el mundo

cuando nos pregunto si quierian otro plato

decide impulsivamente que quisiera el mismo otra vez


todos se reian

pero yo insisti

el mismo otra vez....





doble carbonara
ñam ñam!



Sunday, August 04, 2024

Maximón ooo San Simón


Un santo bebedor, fumador y mujeriego


San Simon Shrine in Chichicastenango, Guatemala.
El Santuario de San Simón en Chichicastenango, Guatemala


El santo mas chido es guatemalteco. no se necesita a la virgen de guadalupe en guatemala, ni a los santos peninsulares, Tienen san simon. Un santo que fuma, bebe y saca a la gente de la cárcel.



San Simon in a bar.
San Simon en un bar en Guatemala.



'San Simón, o Maximón, el mismo personaje con dos nombres. San Simón es el santo español no reconocido y Maximón es el chamán maya. Es el santo principal en Guatemala y puedes ver efigies suyas en todas partes, algunas en santuarios especiales que cambian de casa cada año y otras en lugares menos probables como bares o peores. Siempre tiene un aspecto más o menos parecido: con bigote, sombrero de vaquero, un cigarrillo colgando de la boca y rodeado de una gran cantidad de decoraciones coloridas y extrañas.'

'Se dice que viajaba incesantemente por Guatemala, bebiendo, fumando, teniendo sexo con mujeres, pero por lo demás haciendo el bien a todo el que conocía.'

'La gente viene y le deja regalos de alcohol y cigarrillos y enciende velas delante de él. Le dejan playboys porque le gustaban mucho las mujeres. Se sienta con una canasta llena de monedas en su regazo, un cigarrillo en la boca, una botella de licor y una escopeta a su lado.'



No todos necesitamos a un San Simón?


Friday, August 02, 2024

il leone del deserto (contro i fascisti di merda)





una storia terribile
della brutalita dei fascisti italiani in libia
quando cercavano di rifare l'impero romano
nel secolo scorso
si, 
quegli italiani
la 'brava gente'...

infatti
il termine 'genocidio' e usato
ed e adatto
poi si sono comportati cosi pure
in etiopia, nel ex yugoslavia e in grecia

momo qadafi ha pagato $30 milla dollari per finanziarlo
ed e ben speso
anche se gli attori principali erano inglesi
per i beduini ed i fascisti
e quasi tutto il dialogo era in inglese
che e un gran peccato
ma immagino che era fatto nella speranza di darlo una udienza internazionale
(che poi non e funzionato)

communque era bannato in italia per quasi venti anni!